Chapter 1
hogwarts hottest:
theheadboy: we’re back baby!!
areyousirius: yeah we are!
wolfiemcwolf: sadly yes we’re back for another year
crouch: full of fun!
panda: full of surprises!
reggie: full of pain.
theheadboy: painful happiness!
reggie: no just pain.
areyousirius: anyways
areyousirius: welcome back party?
mckiddin: for ourselves?
areyousirius: no for Minnie
areyousirius: yes for ourselves
mckiddin: people don’t usually throw parties to welcome themselves back
theheadboy: well we are!
lilipads: aren’t you supposed to be setting a good example as head boy?
theheadboy: well youre head girl and you’re still gonna come to the party
lilipads: you don’t know that
maryhadalittlelamb: you wanna come with me to the party, lils?
lilipads: okay yes so i’m going to the party
mckiddin: shocker
wolfiemcwolf: how are we going to get away with a party on the first night?
dorcatron: we’ve surely all got alcohol our parents bought for us over summer?
theheadboy: sure do! i’ve got a couple of bottles to share as well
peteypie: same here!
areyousirius: are we inviting the children?
reggie: you have to stop calling us that
reggie: especially since i’m dating james
crouch: we’re only a year below you guys
theheadboy: it’s only a year pads we should be okay
wolfiemcwolf: as long as we don’t get caught that is
lilipads: we really can’t get detention on the first day
areyousirius: technically it will be the second day if we get caught the first night
mckiddin: not helping
areyousirius: noted
panda: i’d love to come to the party!
dorcatron: okay so we’re inviting 16 year olds
crouch: almost 17!
panda: and there are only 3 of us!
maryhadalittlelamb: not helping your case
crouch: ugh
wolfiemcwolf: none of us are 18 yet anyways so its still illegal
theheadboy: thanks for that moons
theheadboy: very reassuring
wolfiemcwolf: shut up I just mean we’ll get in trouble no matter what so we might as well invite them.
reggie: thank you remus
areyousirius: I hate that you two get along so well
reggie: bros before hoes
areyousirius: wow
wolfiemcwolf: sorry babe
areyousirius: YOU’RE AGREEING WITH HIM??
wolfiemcwolf: no comment
dorcatron: who’s doing music?
areyousirius: me me me
mckiddin: anyone but sirius
areyousirius: what why?
mckiddin: you get depressing real quick
areyousirius: no I do not
crouch: you really do
crouch: reg is the same
reggie: no surprise there
theheadboy: I love your music taste baby 😊
reggie: die the rest of you
mckiddin: I didn’t say anything against you reg
mckiddin: at least your depressing songs are good
reggie: die all except mckinnon
theheadboy: what about me??
reggie: you’re too personally involved
theheadboy: WE’RE DATING
reggie: exactly
lilipads: okay so i’ll do music?
mckiddin: yes
dorcatron: yea
maryhadalittlelamb: oooh yeah
areyousirius: whatever
lilipads: awesome
lilipads: what time?
theheadboy: you realise you’re planning the party you didn’t want
lilipads: i know but i’ve come to far to stop
lilipads: i already have a vision.
peteypie: yes!
peteypie: that means its gonna be a good party
panda: i need to find something to wear!
areyousirius: same!
reggie: i hate that you two get along
areyousirius: welcome to my world
reggie: you’re dating one of my closest friends and are best friends with my boyfriend you don’t get to talk.
areyousirius: you’re dating my best friend and are best friends with my boyfriend!
maryhadalittlelamb: not this argument again please
maryhadalittlelamb: you’re both dating each other’s best friends now get over it.
lilipads: marlene, dorcas, and mary can you help me get the party ready?
lilipads: also can we find frank and alice?
theheadboy: they’re coming back tomorrow
theheadboy: they’re on some muggle couples cruise thing
wolfiemcwolf: sounds nice
theheadboy + areyousirius:
theheadboy: don’t even think about it
areyousirius: fine
hogwarts hottest:
areyousirius: yeah sounds like fun
lilipads + wolfiemcwolf:
lilipads: don’t
wolfiemcwolf: you know me too well
hogwarts hottest:
lilipads: okay i’ll give more details of the party later
lilipads: invite people but no ravenclaws cause they’ll snitch
panda: fair
lilipads: and no other slytherins for obvious reasons
crouch: can’t be mad about that
rosier + crouch:
rosier: hey
crouch: hey?
crouch: what do you want?
the adopted gryffindors:
crouch: evan just messaged me
panda: what did he say?
crouch: hey
panda: oh hello!
crouch: no that’s what he said
panda: oh!
panda: did you reply?
barty: i just asked what he wanted
barty: he hasn’t replied yet
barty: reg?
reggie: i don’t want him anywhere near me
barty: got it
rosier + crouch:
crouch: leave us alone okay?
rosier: i’m sorry
crouch: save it for someone who cares rosier
rosier: i miss you
the adopted gryffindors:
crouch: i told him to leave us alone
crouch: he didn’t reply after that
reggie: good.
frank’s angels:
theheadboy: hey frankie boy when do you get back tomorrow?
frankenstein: evening i think
frankenstein: cruise gets in around 5
areyousirius: having a good time?
aliceinwonderland: the best time!!
aliceinwonderland: muggles are so fun!!!
frankenstein: sad its coming to an end to be fair
frankenstein: happy to get back to hogwarts though!
theheadboy: the quidditch cup is ours this year!
mckiddin: not if slytherin have anything to say about it
areyousirius: we’ll get them this year
areyousirius: they got lucky last year
theheadboy: don’t let reggie hear you say that
lily and the lesbians:
lilipads: okay so
lilipads: game plan
mckiddin: hit me
mckiddin: NOT LITERALLY DORCAS
dorcatron: oops sorry babe
lilipads: mary and i will decorate the common room
maryhadalittlelamb: on it
lilipads: marlene and dorcas will get food from the great hall at dinner
mckiddin: i bought a bottomless bag over summer! perfect occasion to use it!
dorcatron: yes you haven’t shut up about that bag since you got back
mckiddin: it’s bottomless! it literally doesn’t end!
lilipads: pandora will do everything she can to get barty’s speaker off of him
pandora: last time he bit me :(
maryhadalittlelamb: ouch
pandora: but i will do it 😊
mckiddin: awesome stuff
lilipads: all ready?
dorcatron: yup
mckiddin: yes sir
pandora: yes 😊
maryhadalittlelamb: yes!
mischief managed:
theheadboy: okay the plan.
areyousirius: yes
wolfiemcwolf: what
peteypie: i have no idea what’s going on but continue please
theheadboy: inviting people
theheadboy: we have to have strategy
areyousirius: i’ll handle the hufflepuffs! they love me!
theheadboy: no they hate you
theheadboy: remus will invite them
wolfiemcwolf: do i have to
theheadboy: yes!
areyousirius: can i go with?
theheadboy: no you’ll scare them off
theheadboy: you’ll make sure no ravenclaws hear a word about the party
theheadboy: pete will go around asking gryffindors
theheadboy: and i’ll go and keep the slytherins away
areyousirius: is this just can excuse to see my brother
theheadboy: how dare you?
theheadboy: yes
wolfiemcwolf: i’ll head down to the hall now
areyousirius: i’ll go find the ravenclaws in the library
peteypie: i’ll head to the common room!
theheadboy: amazing teamwork guys!
areyousirius: traitor.