Chapter 2
hogwarts hottest:
mckiddin: food secured.
dorcatron: i swear if you mention the bag
mckiddin: safely hidden in my bottomless bag
mckiddin: shut up
wolfiemcwolf: invited the hufflepuffs
areyousirius: pretty sure no ravenclaws know about the party
areyousirius: except the cool ones 😊
panda: 😊
peteypie: all gryffindors know
theheadboy: and no slytherins know!
reggie: how would you know?
reggie: you were with me all day
theheadboy: spying on all the slytherins!
reggie: idk you were pretty distracted
areyousirius: i’m gonna be sick
mckiddin: don’t act like i didn’t catch you and remus making out in a broom cupboard
areyousirius: you were only looking for a place to make out with dorcas!
mckiddin: ain’t got no shame bout it
dorcatron: word.
areyousirius: hate you all
areyousirius: including moony
wolfiemcwolf: what did i do?
areyousirius: exist.
crouch: burnnn
wolfiemcwolf: you’ve lost your bed privileges
areyousirius: NO
reggie: i don’t want to know what that means
areyousirius: MOONY YOU CANT
areyousirius: the highlight of my day is cuddling :(
crouch: oh my mind went elsewhere
wolfiemcwolf: i will now be taking naps on my own until further notice
crouch: i’m here if you need someone remus
areyousirius: back off crouch
crouch: im joking!
crouch: 😉
wolfiemcwolf: thanks barty
areyousirius: WHATS HAPPENING
reggie: i’ve given up
theheadboy: reggie can i come round
reggie: yes
reggie: i’ve decided to carry on
theheadboy: FUCK
theheadboy: FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK
peteypie: what??
theheadboy: snapes back.
theheadboy: just saw him in the hall
areyousirius: NO
wolfiemcwolf: shit
mckiddin: they weren’t going to get rid of him forever
crouch: fuck.
crouch: i’m so screwed
reggie: they’re got gonna do anything
dorcatron: they?
reggie: rosier and snape
dorcatron: i thought evan was okay? he came back super different after summer
crouch: i haven’t seen him
reggie: and i don’t want to
theheadboy: yeah he did some fucked up stuff
theheadboy: he’s not welcome anywhere near us
dorcatron: he just seemed sad is all
crouch: lets drop it? surely snape is more of a threat here
dorcatron: sure? whatever.
areyousirius: snapes gonna be out for revenge no matter what
areyousirius: if evan’s changed he’ll just find some different people to hex us
crouch + dorcatron:
crouch: i’m sorry
dorcatron: you’re apologising? what’s happened to you?
crouch: trying to be different
crouch: old me comes and bites me in the arse sometimes
dorcatron: dw about it barty
dorcatron: i know you and evan were close
crouch: ahahaha what
crouch: nah not really
crouch: we barely even spoke
crouch: you’re crazy
dorcatron: okay…
dorcatron: apology accepted anyways
crouch: thanks :)
dorcatron + panda:
dorcatron: do barty and evan have a past together
panda: whatttt
panda: that’s crazy
panda: what ever do you mean?
dorcatron: hmmm okay
panda: you can’t tell regulus
panda: he hates evan
panda: for a good reason
dorcatron: I wont tell anyone
panda: okay good
dorcatron: are they still together?
panda: no way
panda: barty broke up with him after he found out what he’d been up to
dorcatron: yeah it was some pretty awful stuff
panda: i’ve known evan a long time
panda: he’d never do this willingly
panda: he’s a good person
panda: I’m worried about what snape has said to him
dorcatron: maybe I’ll try and speak to him
dorcatron: we’ve always been friendly
hogwarts hottest:
theheadboy: the best bet is to just ignore him
theheadboy: we can’t just go after him unless he goes after us first
peteypie: self-defence!
wolfiemcwolf: lets just hope he leaves us alone then
areyousirius: if he doesn’t leave us alone its his own funeral
mckiddin: slightly sinister there sirius but i’m in
Slytherin Royalty:
Severus: Rosier
rosier: ?
Severus: I’m back.
Severus: And I need you’re help getting back at them.
rosier: i don’t really fancy it sorry
Severus: You don’t really have a choice.
Severus: You still owe me.
rosier: still?
Severus: I know things about you, Rosier.
Severus: Don’t forget that.
rosier: what do you need me to do?
Severus: Good.
rosier changed name to ‘rosier + severus’
hogwarts hottest:
lilipads: tonight at 8
lilipads: i just hope we have enough to drink
lilipads: any mention of teachers knowing about the party?
mckiddin: not a peep
lilipads: okay cool let’s hope it stays that way
areyousirius: i’ve only got 3 hours to get ready???
wolfiemcwolf: oh no
areyousirius: i know you’re being sarcastic
areyousirius: but i know right?? terrible lils how could you do this to me
lilipads: I don’t make the rules
areyousirius: you literally do! you organised the party!
areyousirius: I need to pick out an outfit! I need to do my hair!
mckiddin: I think you’re taking this a bit to… siriusly 😉
areyousirius: using my own joke against me in a time of panic
areyousirius: that’s low mckinnon.
mckiddin: 😊
dorcatron + rosier:
rosier: you’ve been typing for 5 minutes what is it
dorcatron: are you okay?
rosier: yes
dorcatron: snapes back
rosier: yes
dorcatron: you good with that?
rosier: …
rosier: yes
dorcatron: are you sure?
rosier: dorcas
rosier: you’re only going to make it worse
dorcatron: make what worse?
rosier: he's going to ask me to do something bad
rosier: and i'm going to do it
dorcatron: but you don't have to
rosier: i shouldn't be speaking to you
dorcatron: i'm trying to get you out of this
rosier: he has stuff on me
rosier: stuff i don't want people to know
dorcatron: stuff about you and barty?
rosier: no i don't care about that getting out
rosier: we were only hiding from snape
rosier: he has a lot worse on me
rosier: wait how do you know about barty?
dorcatron: i can't name my sources
rosier: pandora?
dorcatron: i can't name my sources
rosier: fine whatever
rosier: i've already told you too much
dorcatron: no evan wait
dorcatron: at least give me a heads up about what snape wants you to do
dorcatron: that way you'll do what snape asks and no one gets hurt.
rosier: okay
rosier: that sounds good
rosier: the moment things turn sour i'm cutting communication
dorcatron: you're such a drama queen
hogwarts hottest
lilipads: people are starting to arrive
lilipads: where is everyone?
theheadboy: snuck in a bit of quidditch practice
theheadboy: on my way now
reggie: he's lying
reggie: we're on our way
theheadboy: you're such a snitch
areyousirius: i hate you both
areyousirius: where are you moonyyyy
wolfiemcwolf: i'm coming calm down
wolfiemcwolf: wow a lot of people turned up for this
lilipads: ofc they did i organised it
mckiddin: you've really out done yourself here lils
peteypie: this is awesome
crouch: i have to admit it
crouch: gryffindors really know how to throw a party
rosier + severus:
Severus: there's a party
Severus: i want you to go and spike the punch
Severus: with some sort of sleeping potion so they miss all of their classes tomorrow
rosier: okay
dorcatron + rosier :
rosier: don't drink the punch
dorcatron: oh evan
dorcatron: how long do you have to put up with this stuff?
rosier: you already all hate me
rosier: there's not much point in me trying to change your minds
dorcatron: i can try and talk to barty?
rosier: i already tried
rosier: it's pointless
hogwarts hottest:
dorcatron: someone's spiked the punch
dorcatron: someone get rid of it
lilipads: damn it
areyousirius: how do you know?
dorcatron: saw someone put a potion in there
dorcatron: a slytherin must have snuck in
theheadboy: snape?
dorcatron: it was dark so i didn't see