Im Just A Drag Queen!

South Park
F/F
M/M
Multi
G
Im Just A Drag Queen!
Summary
Cartman and Butters have a new plan too be RICH!READ THIS ON GOOGLE DOCS FOR BETTER QUALITY!!!!!!!https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JHxxbCX8X8gQ_2QGojlhOD8EQALMzUs39WBWBHr2lX8/editDUDE I DIDNT REALIZE FOR THE fIRST PART ITS BUTTERS POV: UGHH
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DUDE I DIDNT REALIZE FOR THE fIRST PART ITS BUTTERS POV: UGHHBtdubs I made this on google docs SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO SEPARATE PARAGRAPHS :,( ik im crying tooooalso read this on google docs for WAY BETTER QUALITY!!https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JHxxbCX8X8gQ_2QGojlhOD8EQALMzUs39WBWBHr2lX8/edit
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Chapter 3

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| PART 3! |

“MOMMM!” Cartman yelled walking through his house Butters following behind him “MOM ARE YOU HOME!?” Cartman yelled once again. “Yes poopsikins! In the kitchen!” Liane replied to her son. Cartman and Butters walked to the kitchen where Liane was of course baking something “Oh! Hi Butters" "Hi Mrs.Donovan” Butters smiled and waved at her. Liane and Roger got married a while ago making Butters and Clyde step-brothers. “Hey Cartman, and Butters” Kenny greeted them sitting at the table in the kitchen. “What are you doing here poor boy?” The plump boy asked, pointing to the boy in the orange parka. “What do ya’ think?” Kenny replied as Clyde returned from the bathroom sitting next to Kenny. Butters waved shyly at the two boys sitting at the table holding hands which made Cartman roll his eyes and turn back to his mom. “Mom, can I use your car?” Cartman asked “You don't have your driver's license yet, Eric” She replied “Butters does” Cartman said as Liane looked over at Butters then back at her son “For what?” she asked as she stuck a pan of brownies in the oven “It's important, okay just let me use it for at least 3 or 4 hours?” She sighed then replied “Okay, just be safe alright?” “Kay” Cartman replied “Thank you Mrs. Donovan!” Butters said as he was dragged up the stairs. Liane turned to the other two boys sitting at the table “Butters is such a nice boy!” she said sitting down at the table as well Kenny nodded his head and “Too bad he's dating Eric, huh?” Kenny laughed and Liane looked at them confused. “Just joking Mama!” Clyde said and Liane only shook her head. “OKay Butters you ready to be rich or what?” Butters smiled then said “But what if you don't win?” “I will win! I've been dressing up since I was like 8!” “If you say so Eric…” Butters replied as Cartman grabbed his hand and dragged him down stairs “It's like an hour and a half away so are you ready?” Butters only nodded his head. Cartman grabbed a blanket just in case he wanted to sleep on the way. “Bye mom!” Eric yelled as he opened the door Liane walked out to the living room “Bye pookie have fun, Love you!” “Yeah, Yeah” Cartman said. Liane walked over to her son and planted a kiss on his forehead Cartman wiped his forehead and glared at her she also planted a kiss on Butters forehead which made him giggle and smile “Thanks again Mrs. Donovan!” “Yep! Remember to be safe!” Cartman already walked out the door Butters smiled and walked out the door closing it lightly. Cartman was already sitting in the front seat. He took his shoes off and his brown jeans off so he was left with an oversized red sweatshirt and black shorts that looked like girls booty shorts so his thighs looked pretty big. He also lost weight after he hit puberty so he was a bit skinnier but was still plump. He sat trying to connect his phone to the bluetooth radio. Butters sat in the driver's seat looking over at Cartman he couldn't help but blush seeing Cartman in fucking booty shorts but he only shook it off and started the car.

|FIFTEEN MINUTES INTO CAR RIDE|

Cartman let his music play as he looked out the window. The next had to be his favorite; Poker Face by Lady Gaga. He started singing it and Butters laughed at his best friend singing every lyric “What? You don't like my singing? Fine I'll just stop then!” Cartman shouted and went back too, looking out the window mumbling the lyrics “No, no you can sing, it's just funny to hear you sing Lady Gaga!” Butters said as he put his hand on Cartman's shoulder “No! You're gonna make fun of me asshole!” “No! You're good at singing, I promise. I’m sorry Eric!” Cartman started singing the last song before it ended. The next song was Best Friend" by Toy-Box. “What is this song?...He tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy, yummy?” Butters started laughing. Cartman rolled his eyes and turned up the song. If Eric was completely honest this song reminds him of Butters because Butters was his best friend but he felt so much for him that he tried to hold back all feelings but there was nothing he could do. He was a super gay and he had feelings for his best friend/partner in crime. Blech that sounded like what Kyle said when he had a crush on Stan. Cartman rolled his eyes and looked over at Butters who was smiling while focusing on the road and bobbing his head to the music playing. ‘He was so nice he would never like someone like me…no! No! I’m awesome of course he would!’ Cartman thought, still staring at the blonde driving. He had very blue eyes though the one with the scar was a bit lighter Cartman thought back too when they played ninjas when they were kids. Now they are turning 18 and will be graduating soon. He did not want to think about that. So he went back too thinking about Butters. “Hey are you okay Eric?” Butters words pulled him out of his trance “Oh yeah…i'm fine asswipe!” Cartman replied and turned back out the window. The next song was Closer by Nine Inch Nails, he didn't really listen to this kinda music he only added this song too his playlist because Kenny and Clyde were swimming in the creek and Cartman and Butters ha stop go with them and they blasted this song on his speaker and it got stuck in his so he added it too his playlist. “Oh is this the song Kenny and Clyde were playing last week” Butters asked “Yeah i don't really like it so im gonna skip it” Butters nodded his head and then i went through my playlist one song stuck out too me ‘Love Game by Lady Gaga’ “Ooh i love this song!” Cartman said as he pressed on the song. He turned the volume up all the way, each beat vibrated the car. Cartman started singing the lyrics word by word. A few minutes passed and the song was over Cartman turned the volume back down to where it originally was. He laid his head down and covered himself with the blanket he brought thinking that sleeping will make time go by faster which it did, He soon fell asleep. “Hey Eric look at that KFC is just a mile away we can stop and get some!” Butters looked over at Eric who was sleeping Butters smiled at the sleeping boy, but he was hungry and he knew Eric would be mad if he didn't wake him up for it so he kept driving til’ he got to the KFC. He pulled into the driveway and shook the brunette awake. “Hmm…Are we there?” Cartman asked, blinked a couple times then rubbed his eyes “Well…uhm no but I thought we could get KFC and I need to stretch my legs” Cartman seemed wide awake when Butters mentioned KFC “Butters you know me so well! Let's go!” Cartman quickly got out of the car followed by Butters who stretched his arms and rubbed his eyes a bit tired. Cartman's phone started ringing before they made it to the door. He rolled his eyes seeing his mother’s contact calling him. “Hi, Poopsikins are you okay? did anything happen?” “Yes mom im okay, Butters is a good driver, Were just stopping at KFC too get food.’’ “Oh Good! And yes I know Butters would be careful on the road and definitely get food love you hon!” “Yeah love you mom bye” “B-” Cartman hung up before his mother could finish. Butters told his parents he'd be sleeping at Cartman’s house but that's all. Cartman realized he was still wearing his shorts but he did slip his shoes back on so he didn't really care. His sweatshirt covered most of his legs anyway. “Well come on!” Butters said, grabbing Cartman's hand and dragging him inside. Once they got their food they took it back to the car Eric felt uncomfortable after looking in the mirror in the restroom looking at his body he didn't want anyone to see him eat but he always felt comfortable eating around Butters. “Sorry i made you eat in the car” The brunette mumbled looking over at Butters who only smiled “Oh it's totally okay Eric! I understand!” He put his hand on Cartmans and rubbed it for a second then went back to eating. After eating Butters started the car again and Cartman’s phone automatically connected to the radio. “We only have 30 minutes until we get there, okay?” Butters said checking the map on his phone “Alright, Let's get this show on the road then” Cartman replied as Butters pulled out of the parking lot and onto the road. 35 Minutes later the boys pulled into the very large casino parking lot. It took a minute to find a good spot. Once they were parked Cartman was already buttoning his jeans and fixing the hair under his teal and yellow beanie. “You ready?” Butters asked looking over at Cartman who looked back at him and nodded his head as he pulled out the hundred dollar bill and shook with a smirk Butters laughed and they both stepped out of the car.

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