Chapter 4
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| PART 4! |
“Name?” The man behind the table with papers and he had a pen in his hand. The man was rather large and bald. He wore a pink shirt and skinny jeans, his legs were crossed and he looked at Butters and Eric with judgy eyes. “Eric Cartman'' Cartman replied to the man whose name had to be Rick Caddel based on the tag on his pink shirt. “And you?” Rick asked looking at Butters “Uhm…Me?’’ The man nodded his head yes “His name is Leopold Stotch he might be in the act, but I’m the one signing up” Eric said giving judgy eyes right back “Okay, Age?” Butters looked at Eric who was still 17. “18” the brunette said looking dead into Rick’s eyes looking absolutely unamused. “Phone number?” “524-366-7858” Cartman said “I need his since he might also be in the act and his age.” Rick said looking at the taller blonde rubbing his knuckles together “Uhm…uh its 524-356-8970 and I'm 18 as well” Butters said nervously at the man whose eyes were burning holes through his head. “Okay, and are you from Colorado? What town?” The man asked the last question “Yes we are from South Park” Cartman said with a snotty attitude. “Okay entry fee!” Rick said ready for them to leave, Cartman huffed and gave him Craig’s money. Rick gave them two paper stapled together “Thankyou, goodbye” Rick said and made a shoo hand motion as Cartman rolled his eyes and walked away Butters following “Eric! What do you mean, In the act?!” Butters asked “I don't know, depends what I wanna do” Butters sighed “If i'm in a drag act my parents will ground me!” “I don't know what to tell you, do you want 50,000 dollars or what?” Butters shuffled to the car following his brunette friend. They both got into the car and Butters started it, pulling it out of the big parking lot and onto the road. After a few minutes of music playing Cartman decided to say something. “That guy was such a snob!” “Who…Rick?” “Yes he was totally judging us!” Cartman replied Butters only shrugged his shoulders. Cartman kicked off his shoes and slipped his jeans off, becoming uncomfortable. He pulled up the blanket and put the back of the seat back. He laid his head on his shoulder and tried to drift off, which he eventually did. Butters stopped at a gas station on their way back and bought a slushie. When they got back to Eric’s house there was another car there which meant Roger was home. Butters always got nervous around Roger and Eric did not like him at all. Butters rubbed his eyes. He was tired of driving all day, but he knew that he would be driving to Denver a lot now. Butters shook Cartman awake. He woke up and grumbled something but Butters couldn't understand. Eric sat up and looked around and blinked a couple of times before he noticed Roger was home. “Ugh” Cartman sighed before slipping on his jeans buttoning them and he grabbed the blanket before stepping out of the car. Butters unbuckled and got out following Eric inside. When they entered the house Liane, Roger, Kenny and Clyde sat at the table eating tacos. Eric tried to sneak past them but his mother saw the two. “Oh hey boys want something to eat?” Liane asked as Roger turned around to see them as well as Clyde and Kenny. “No, we ate on our way back.” Cartman replied “Oh…well okay then” Liane said “Where did you two go?” Roger asked though the brunette only ignored him “Okay mom, we're just gonna go upstairs” Eric said turning to the flight of stairs “Okay, hon” Liane replied as Cartman and Butters walked up the stairs. Liane sighed and looked at Roger “I’m sorry I just wish he’d open up a little more.” Roger put a hand on his wife's shoulder “It's okay, hon everything will end up okay.” Roger said looking at his wife rubbing her shoulder. Butters was laying on Cartman’s bed and Cartman was sitting at his vanity going through his makeup. “I don't see why he's always trying to talk to me…he just married my mom and automatically thinks he's my dad…I never had a dad he can't just act like he has been here forever. it's not like i'm not happy for my mom but just leave ME alone! My dad is dead and he can't act like my dad. I NEVER HAD ONE!” Cartman said as he started putting on concealer. “I don't know Eric…maybe he's just trying to start a bond with you…but he does play favorites. He even likes Kenny more than you and he doesn't even live here!” Butters said getting up from the bed “I know!” Cartman replied. Butters grabbed Cartman's giant lawn chair and sat it next to where Cartman was sitting in his gamer chair which he moved from his desk to his vanity which had wigs hanging from the side and makeup all over the place. After talking a little more Eric was on his last steps of doing his makeup he got some glitter and put it around his eyes put on red lipstick and mascara. He looked over at Butters who was watching tik tok “Hey asshole” Cartman grabbed Butters chin and he moved his head over to look at him “BUTTERS!” Butters looked at Eric and felt his face flush, He never knew Cartman could look this pretty. “How does it look?” Butters gulped he thought Eric was good looking but never THIS good looking. “Uhm…You look really pretty” Butters replied “Wait…lemme test something” Cartman said as he kissed Butters cheek leaving a red kiss mark. Butters felt his face heat up by the second ‘Wait…do I have feelings for Eric’ Butters thought to himself ‘Maybe…maybe…i do’ Butters only shook it off and went back too listening to his friend “It says right here will not come off unless wiped with a makeup wipe!” Cartman complained. The brunette handed Butters a makeup wipe to wipe the lipstick mark off his face. “That's umm…a rip off, huh?” Butters said, staring at The brunette who looked back over at the blonde “Yeah…whatever” He could feel the tension between them but decided to ignore it, taking off his hat. Butters watched Eric rummage through his wigs until he found a long blonde one and a wig cap. He pushed all his brown hair into the wig cap then slipped on the blonde wig adjusting it to fit his head right. When the wig was on right Cartman started looking for a dress but the ones he found were too big “I guess we better go shopping” Eric said grabbing his laptop Butters just sat there watching the brunette his mind was racing trying too think of how he didnt realize his feeling for the brunette before “BUTTERS!” Eric yelled pulling Butters out of his trance “Oh..uhm yeah Eric?” The blonde asked, trying not to sound nervous. “C’mere were gonna look on amazon first” The boy sitting on the bed said, patting the seat next to him. Butters got up and sat on the bed watching Eric go through dresses on his amazon. Butters found one that caught his eye. It was short and a bit loose. It was a silver sequence with pinks in there too “That's not showy enough…” Cartman replied when he pressed on it “I'm not wasting my money on something that won't make us win” He said scrolling down some more. “Ooh! Look at that one, Eric!” Butters poignant out a red sequence dress which had spaghetti straps and had a v-neck; it was also a bodycon fringe flapper dress. And it came with leather gloves. Which, to Butters was very very fancy and showy. “That's perfect Butters! I was going for a red look anyways!” Cartman said, adding it to his cart. He also found a red corset and black fishnets. “Okay Butters we will for sure win this i just need…heavier makeup!” Butters smiled and nodded his head. He was happy this plan wasn't going to hurt anyone and it was perfectly normal. Well as normal as you can get with Cartman.