Im Just A Drag Queen!

South Park
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Im Just A Drag Queen!
Summary
Cartman and Butters have a new plan too be RICH!READ THIS ON GOOGLE DOCS FOR BETTER QUALITY!!!!!!!https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JHxxbCX8X8gQ_2QGojlhOD8EQALMzUs39WBWBHr2lX8/editDUDE I DIDNT REALIZE FOR THE fIRST PART ITS BUTTERS POV: UGHH
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DUDE I DIDNT REALIZE FOR THE fIRST PART ITS BUTTERS POV: UGHHBtdubs I made this on google docs SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO SEPARATE PARAGRAPHS :,( ik im crying tooooalso read this on google docs for WAY BETTER QUALITY!!https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JHxxbCX8X8gQ_2QGojlhOD8EQALMzUs39WBWBHr2lX8/edit
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Chapter 2

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| PART 2! |

Butters and Cartman were standing on Craig’s front porch knocking on the door. It was spring so they only wore their jackets not their boots and Cartman wasn't wearing his yellow gloves. “What if he's not here” “He's here, look his car is in the driveway!” Cartman said as he knocked harder and someone opened the door they were greeted by an unimpressed face. The boy in the blue chullo shut the door quickly when he seen their faces, but Cartman's foot blocked the door from closing all the way. “Wait Craig, we crave a boon!” Tweek soon showed up behind Craig and popped his head under Craig’s arm which was against the doorway. “GAH! What boon? WE DON'T Urghh! HAVE anything!” Craig pushed his boyfriend’s face back with his hand “What do you want asshole?” Craig asked who looked as bored as ever “We want some of your birthday money! only a hundred bucks is all, and we will be able too pay you back soon!” Cartman said his pointer finger on Craig’s chest who quickly grabbed his hand and told him not to touch him “No, I’m never giving you or any of your asshole friends my money.” Craig said in his monotone voice “COME ONNN WE ONLY NEED A HUNDRED BUCKS! WE'LL EVEN PAY YOU BACK!” Cartman begged “If I give you money will you leave me alone?” Craig asked Butters and Cartman both nodded their heads yes. Craig closed the door and they heard stomps going up the stairs. Then the door opened to the blonde boy with a half buttoned shirt “Urghgh! Why do you need the GAH! Money anyways?” He asked shaking and jittery “None of your business” Cartman replied “We're gonna be rich!” Butter chimed in “Butthole! Shut up!” “GAH! I-I don't even wanna know urgh!” Tweek replied to them. Craig came back down stairs with a hundred dollar bill. He walked over to the door and pushed the money into Cartman’s chest and slammed the door. “Who peed in his cereal today?” Cartman asked as Butters laughed at his ‘joke’. Butters and Cartman walked side by side down the sidewalk, their sides brushing every few seconds. “How are we gonna get to Denver anyways?” Butters asked “You have a driver's license, no?” Cartman said waiting for a reply “Well…uhm yeah but i don't have a car, yet.” Butters replied, playing with his fingers “Well, Butters, my dear friend my mother happens to have a car!” Cartman said as they made it to Eric’s driveway.

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