Chapter 1
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| PART 1 |
‘3rd Person’
“Butters! Butters! We're gonna be rich!” Cartman squealed, bursting through Butters bedroom door. “What do ya’ mean Eric?” Butters asked quickly, getting up and walking over to the boy panting with a red face who seemed to run all the way here. “I mean look at this!” Cartman walked over to my bed and sat down with his laptop. I'm not really fazed by this since he's been acting like this was his house since we were 5 years old. I walked over to the other side of the bed and watched what he looked up on his laptop. Since my bed was pretty small and Cartman being bigger took up more room then me when I sat down I squished into him, but neither of us seemed to care so I laid my head on his shoulder still watching him type and click buttons on his laptop. “Here! Look Butters 100,000 thousand dollars for 1st place!” It looked like a news board for the casino in Denver. I read the words aloud “Calling all Drag Queens! The biggest casino in Denver will be hosting their first Drag Race! 1st place wins 100,000 dollars, 2nd place wins 50,000, and 3rd place wins 10,000! Have to be 18 or older to enter and a 100 dollar entry fee. Hope to see you there, good luck!...” After reading it I looked up at Eric and he looked back down at me with a smirk “Are you sure you wanna do this, Eric…You're always complaining on how single you are and how Kenny has a boyfriend and Stan Kyle and Wendy are all dating each other and your a senior and still a virgin…and this will just…push all the chances of you having a girlfriend away” Cartman was painfully gay though no one knew that and he wanted to keep it that way but what does it matter if Butters knew it's not like he couldn't keep a secret he was too nice too go and tell people. “Butters…” Cartman cupped Butters hands in his. “What?” Butters asked, waiting for Eric to finish his sentence. “Butters…I..Just shut the fuck up” Butters gave him a confused look and just shook his head took a deep breath and went back too the computer screen. Cartman had a crush on Kyle when he was 8 or 7. That crush stuck with him all through middle school. But after having a mental breakdown and Butters being the only person there for him. He quickly realized how much he cared what people thought and how much his “friends” insults about his body hurt. But he wasn't gonna say anything. The only person who knew about all of this was Butters. And they were always close but after that they got very close and Cartman quickly pushed his other friends away and developed feelings for Butters because he knew Butters loved him and would never be rude, never be a dick and always be there for him. Butters knew he was bi when he developed feelings for Kenny after the whole hawaii thing. He soon got over it after getting rejected though they were still fine friends. Butters was there for Eric and always felt bad for him. He always had a good time with him and got really close during high school. Butters did love Eric but he didn’t think he had feelings for him he never thought about it really. “Where are we gonna get 100 dollars from?” Butters asked and Cartman quickly replied “That gay asshole Craig! The older his grandma gets the more he gets every year for his birthday!" "We can't take his birthday money” Butters said knowing it wouldn't stop Cartman from doing what he was gonna do. “He probably has like 500 hundred dollars anyway we only need ⅕ of that!” Cartman tried to act like they were barely taking anything “Well…ah..okay then” Cartman started rambling about the plan and Butters took a second to think about how Eric would look in drag and it made him giggle a bit “What?” Cartman asked, confused. “Nothing…Nothing, how are we gonna get the money again?” Butters asked “No! What were you laughing about, you blonde bitch?!” “I'm just thinking about how you'd look in drag alright I just think it'd be funny!” “Butters! Shut up, I'm not gonna look like the rest of them, I'm gonna look SUPER HOT okay!” “Okay, okay I believe you!” Butters said before he got yelled at more “Okay so we just tell him we're gonna make a bunch of money and we need some from him and we will be able to pay him back shortly!” Cartman said proudly “Okay so let's go” Butters smiled and got up followed by the brunette.