the silliness continues i suppose.
The So Slay Harbingers
Childe: Good morning guys
The Fair Lady: Shut the fuck up
Childe: WHAT DID I DO???????
Balladeer: it’s 3am
The Fair Lady: No tf it’s not??
Balladeer: i’m in liyue you dipshit
Regrator: how the hell are you in liyue
Balladeer: i walked
Childe: 💀
Balladeer: The FUCKASS traveler doesn’t trust me with waypoints anymore
Childe: SKILL ISSUE
Childe: FATTY
The Knave: I literally hate you
The Knave: kil urslef Dartaglia
Childe: my name is actually tartaglia
The Knave: Oh
The Knave: I’m stupid
The Doctor: yeah you ARE
The Doctor: AND YOU ARE PROUD OF IT. YOU DISGRACE
The Doctor: I WAS BORN SMART AS SHIT
The Doctor: I WAS RAISED SMART AS SHIT
The Doctor: I CURRENTLY AM SMART AS SHIT
The Doctor: AND I WILL DIE SMART AS SHIT.
Balladeer: Yip yap yip yap
The Doctor: I COULD NEVER RELATE TO U STUPID SHITS DUDE
Balladeer: anyways
Childe: 😭
Balladeer: I gave some kid a spicy popsicle
Balladeer: (as a joke)
Balladeer: And I think he died.
Kazuha: what.
Balladeer: the millileth were indeed called.
Kazuha: Who’s kid did you kill
Balladeer: idk
Balladeer: he has this weirdo friend
Balladeer: they look gay
Childe: it’s 2024 you can’t use gay as an insult
Balladeer: it’s an observation you fuckwad
The Knave: wtf is a fuckwad
The Jester: Good morning!
Childe: i miss capitano
The Captain: ?
Childe: Hi capitano 😊😊
The Captain: Hello.
The Jester: I will inform you all, that we are going to go on a field trip! As an end of year incentive.
Childe: YES!
Balladeer: ok
The Captain: Fun.
The Jester: BUT! In order to do that, you will all be sent to fend for yourself as you reach the location of the field trip separately. 😁
Balladeer: The fuck does that mean
The Fair Lady: it means we all have to walk to the destination separately You slow bitch
Childe: why can’t you be nice for once 🤬
The Knave: where is it
The Jester: Great question! The field trip will be in….
The Jester: Miami!
The Knave: 🧍
Balladeer: THAT IS LITERALLY A WORLD AWAY
Balladeer: Also I hate the beach
Balladeer: and the sand
Balladeer: and the heat.
Balladeer: And the water
Kazuha: stop being such a hater ya loser
Regrator: How fun!
Childe: CAN ZHONGLI COME?????????????
The Jester: Possibly.
Childe: @Zhongli @Zhongli @Zhongli @Zhongli
Zhongli: it is 3am.
Childe: miami beach pleas
Childe: HOLY SHITTTTT
Childe: I CAN JUST BUY PLANE TICKETS TO MF MIAMI!!!! HELL YEAH
The Fair Lady: ARE YOU STUPID????
The Jester: Now that you’ve told me this idea, of going on a plane, you cannot.
The Knave: Pierro i dont fw you
The Knave: go back to depression