pierro slowly becoming insane

原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
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pierro slowly becoming insane
Summary
the fatui harbingers but like what if they were in a gc-dottore: hiscaramouche: i hate gross people like you you disgust mechilde: Replace the word ‘gross’ with ‘pregnant’. Not so funny now is it?arlecchino: i dont think dottore is pregnant..dottore: scara you should think about all the pregnant people you hurt with your wordsscaramouche: fuck them pregnant pplarlecchino: this is why we cant have a reality tv show
Note
i genuinely guessed the non-announced ranks thank you but no
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they got silly


The So Slay Harbingers


The Balladeer: my mom wont stfu

Childe: isnt ur mom the raiden shogun

The Balladeer: no shes raiden ei the archon.

Childe: …

The Balladeer: Shogun is my twin sister

The Doctor: yo scara 

The Doctor: erm.. Ur mom has a level 4 GYATT 😎😎🤓

The Doctor: ugh there should be a dabbing emoji

The Doctor: Pussy eater problems!

Regrator: You’re literally gay

The Balladeer: BRO

The Balladeer: WHAT DOES LEVEL 4 GYATT EVEN MEAN

Childe: I DONT FUCKING KNOW?? 😭

Zhongli: I believe the term ‘GYAT’ is used when

Childe: ZHONGLI WE KNOW

Zhongli: Okay!

The Balladeer: wait no wtf does gyatt mean

Zhongli: According to the urban dictionary, it means that

Zhongli: nvm

The Balladeer: WHAT

The Balladeer: MF CHILDE TELL ME

Childe: UHM

Childe: IF I TELL U YOUR GONA GET MAD

The Doctor: Broski does NOT know what a gyat is

Childe: dont so this ple

The Doctor: Level 1 GYATT; ….. embarrassing..

The Balladeer: CHILDE. THE AMOUNTOF TIMES I ASK YOU WHAT IT MEANS IS THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I WILL STAB YOU

The Doctor: Level 2 GYATT;

The Balladeer MF.

The Doctor: i GYATT something in my eye 😂

Childe: BRO

The Doctor: Level 3 GYATT; chat! this is a rare gyatt sighting!

The Balladeer: ..

Childe: …..

The Balladeer: Fuck you im searching it up 

Childe: aDONT

Kazuha: hi guys

The Balladeer: Kazuha do you know what a gyatt is

Kazuha: uh

Kazuha: yes

The Balladeer: tell me

Kazuha: I don’t think you’d like to know

The Balladeer: FUCK YOU

Childe: 😨

The Doctor: chat IS THIS REAL?, 💀

The Balladeer: . sorry

1 min later

The Balladeer: DOTTORE WHAT THE FUCK

The Balladeer: NOT YOU SAYING MY MOM HAS A FAT ASS WHAT

The Balladeer: IM GOING TO FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS

The Balladeer: BITCH

The Doctor: Bitch, corvette corvette, put dick in a mf jet like jet

Childe:  i dont think thats how it goes

The Balladeer: wtf is wrong with this bitch

Kazuha: did he find out what a gyatt is

Childe: Kinda

The Doctor: 😈😈😈🥶🥶‼️‼️‼️

Kazuha: Beidou says it all the time

Childe: its CRINGEY

Childe: i say we ban dottore for saying it

The Doctor: Broskeeto is yapping 🗣️🗣️🗣️

The Balladeer: what the fuck

The Balladeer has muted The Doctor

The Balladeer: I dont really care about him but is he okay tf?

Childe: ITS GIVING…. ERMMM…

The Knave: oh my god shut up

Childe: that hurts me.

Childe: Anyways panic at the disco!

The Knave: 💃

Regrator: 🕺

The Balladeer: why does he have his own little choreography cast 

Kazuha: that’s so silly why is childe such a goofball wtf

Childe: LET’S PLAY TRUTH OR DARE GUYS @Everyone

Zhongli: Okay!

The Knave: ok

Childe: I’LL GO FIRST!!!! ZHONGLI, TRUTH OR DARE

Zhongli: Dare, I suppose.

Childe: I dare you to marry me

Zhongli: ???

Zhongli: Truth

Childe: i TRUTH you to marry me

Kazuha: is that how it works??

The Balladeer: ☠️

The Doctor: LMAO ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🔥🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

Kazuha: how did u get back in

The Doctor: lol

The Doctor: silly boy

The Doctor: i NEVER left. 😈

The Balladeer: villain origin ahh quote ☠️

Childe: ‘im always watching’ ahh quote 💀💀⁉️

The Knave: William afton ahh quote ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Childe: 😐

The Knave: do u get it

The Knave: ‘i always come bac’

The Knave: Lol

The Balladeer: …

The Knave: ..

The Doctor: *side eye*

The Knave: sorry guys i’ll leave 🚶

Kazuha: 😭😭

Kazuha: it was an amazing reference 

The Knave: 😊

The Doctor: why are phones so expensive gang?? I wanna buy one but for 900 dollars? DAMN

Zhongli: They are free for me.

The Balladeer: He means childe buys them for him 😒

The Balladeer: have i ever told u guys how much i HATE childe??

The Knave: Yes

Regrator: On numerous occasions

The Balladeer: TBH. LIKE WTF? I WOULD NEVER BUY A HOE A NEW IPHONE EVEYRIME RHEY COME OUT

The Balladeer: Zhongli has a fresh iphone 15 which childe pulled out of his ass

Zhongli: It’s a privilege

The Knave: no but i get you zhongli

The Knave: get that bank sister

Kazuha: real

The Doctor: zhongli’s my favorite guys

Childe: ?? wtf

Childe: IM his favorite

Childe: he’s MY favorite

Tha Balladeer: SHUT UP HE’S LITERALLY A GREAT GREAT GRREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER TO THE SUN

Childe: SHUT UP KAZUHA IS LITERALLY THE SON OF A TREE

Kazuha: ??

Childe: You look like your DAD gave burth to you

The Balladeer: I DOHT HAVE A DAD LMAOOOO

Childe: Two women had sex and you came out

The Balladeer: 😔

The Balladeer: why dont you CRAWL BACK INTO UR DAD’S BALLSACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM

Childe: WTF????

Kazuha: HELP 💀

The Knave: LMAOO

Childe: AT LEAST I HAVE A DAD

Childe: Even thiugh he doesnt lov me

Childe: 😕

The Balladeer: Skill issue

Childe: IM LOVED BY ONE OF MY PARENTS UR LOVED BY NEITHER

The Balladeer: 😐

The Knave: justice for scarawaramouchewouche ✊✊✊

The Balladeer: what in the FUCK did you just call me

The Knave: Scarawaramouchewouche

The Doctor: DUUUUDEEEEEE I JUST LOST THE 50/50?????? UGGGGHHH

Childe: my parents lost a 50/50 when they gave birth to me

The Knave: deep shit lil bro

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