pierro slowly becoming insane

原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
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pierro slowly becoming insane
Summary
the fatui harbingers but like what if they were in a gc-dottore: hiscaramouche: i hate gross people like you you disgust mechilde: Replace the word ‘gross’ with ‘pregnant’. Not so funny now is it?arlecchino: i dont think dottore is pregnant..dottore: scara you should think about all the pregnant people you hurt with your wordsscaramouche: fuck them pregnant pplarlecchino: this is why we cant have a reality tv show
Note
i genuinely guessed the non-announced ranks thank you but no
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Acceptance


The So Slay Squad Of Harbingers


 

Childe: UH UH GOT ME FUCKED UP UH UH

The Knave: stop rn no one cares

The Doctor: hey man thats not nice

Childe: why are you and columbina so zesty (arlecchino)

The Knave: WHAT

The Knave: I LIKE BOYS!

Balladeer: No tf u dont

Balladeer: gayass

Regrator: shes def lesbian

Childe: No cuz her and columbina DEF have something going on.

The Knave: Me and the third ranked harbinger have nothing going on besides our friendship!

Balladeer: smh friendship more like

Balladeer: ..

Childe: ???

Balladeer: gayship

Regrator: what..

Childe: TF DOES GAYSHIP MEAN?.

Balladeer: nvm just

Balladeer: CALL HER NAMES

Regrator: Hoe

Childe: LOSERRR

The Knave: 😡

The Knave: This is why i hope you and zhongli break up

Childe: WHAT

Childe: NO WAY HOSE

Regrator: tf is no way hose 💀

Balladeer: its jose dumbass

Childe: But thats a J

Balladeer: OBVIOUSLY THE J IS PRONOUNCED AS AN H

Balladeer: HAVE U NEVER MET A MF NAMED JOSE?

Balladeer: YOU FR JUST CALLED HER A HOSE 💀

Childe: huh..

Childe: OH I GET IT

Childe: the j is pronounced like an h!

Balladeer: End your life

Balladeeris now offline

The Doctor: guys where is pierro

The Doctor: he hasnt been complaining today guys im worried

The Doctor: SPAM HIM

Childe: @The Jester

The Doctor: @The Jester

The Knave: @The Jester

Childe: @The Jester

The Knave: @The Jester

The Doctor: @The Jester

The Jester is now online

The Jester: What do you need?

The Doctor: guys traumatize him again

The Knave: dick n balls

Childe: i heard him pop his back

Childe: Watch me pop something in his back instead (joke guys i have a loving bf)

The Jester: Your comments do not affect me.

The Doctor: WHAT

The Knave: WHY?????

The Jester: I’ve grown accustomed to your behavior. I have accepted what has happened and what will come.

Childe: Fuck you

The Doctor: I hope your mercedes explodes and you need to get a toyota

The Jester: Alright. I have matters to attend to.

The Jester: Good day to all.

The Doctor: smh

The Jester is now offline

Childe: Whaetevr. 

Childe: GUYS LETS PLAY A GAME

Childe: @Kazuha @The Balladeer @The Captain @Damselette

The Doctor: bro just ping everyone

Childe: @Everyone

5+ people are now online

The Balladeer: wtf do u want bro

The Knave: BRO WHATS SOMETHING SO IMPORTANT THAT U COULD BE DOIHGNRN?

The Balladeer: im happily reminiscing over my past trauma

Childe: Too bad you have to play a game with us now

The Balladeer: no

Kazuha: what game

Childe: KAZUHA

The Knave: KAZUZUHHAAAA

The Knave: Hahaha i said his name with more enthusiasm 

Childe: 👿

The Doctor: GUYS LETS PLAY GARTIC PHONE

The Doctor: GET ON CALL RNNN

The Doctor has started a call

The Doctor: BALLADEER JOIN RN

The Balladeer: Fuck no

The Doctor: KAZUHA MAKE HIM JOINN

Kazuha: if he doesnt wanna he doesnt have to yk 😭

The Balladeer: fr

The Balladeer: bye kazuha

Kazuha: bye bye!

The Doctor: we need more ppl.

The Doctor: EVERYONE ONLINE RN!!!! @Everyone @Everyone @Everyone

3+ people are now online

Damselette: What do you need?

The Doctor: join the call and play gartic phone with us 🥺

Damselette: No.

Childe: ARLECCHINOS PLAYING!!!!! !

Damselette has joined the call

Marionette: I don’t know how to play…

The Doctor: its ok bb just join

Marionette: Did… you just call me… ‘bb’?…

The Doctor: Obviously

The Marionette is now offline

The Doctor: fine fuck you too

The Doctor: wtv we uave enough ppl

innthe call….

Dottore has begun ‘Gartic Phone’!

Dottore: everyone join right now!

Columbina: how do you play?

Arlecchino: I’LL SHOW U

Arlecchino: i mean like wait for it to start then i will

Childe: okay uhm… a sentence..

Columbina: what kind of sentence shall i write?

Arlecchino: A SILLY SENTENCE

Pierro has joined the call

Dottore: who joined

Dottore: HOLY SHIT PIERRO JOINED

Pierro: is it too late for me to join this game of ‘gartic phone’

Kazuha: oh my fucking god why is ur voice so deep do u need a cough drop or something??

Childe: have you never heard his voice before (😭)

Kazuha: no..

Columbina: this.. is a strange sentence. am i required to draw what it says?

Arlecchino: you have to, unfortunately (💔)

there is silence as everyone draws their pictures, and an occasional ‘FUCK’ from childe when he messes up

Dottore: ..

Childe: SHIT

Columbina: *murmuring* oh, is this the tool used for painting?

Pierro: …

Arlecchino: ..

Kazuha: UGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH I miss my man..

Dottore: BRO 

Childe: DUDE SHUT UP 

Arlecchino: YOU CANT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT MENTIONING HIM

Pierro: *quiet wheezing idk*

Kazuha: AHAHA

Dottore: whoever drew me and pantalone holding hands, i love you

Dottore: even though they are really bad stick figure drawings.

Zhongli: didn’t he divorce you.?

Childe: ZHONGLI?? YOU’RE IN THIS CALL?? OH MY GOD HIIIIIII

Zhongli: hello. i’m not playing the game, just listening.

Arlecchino: ZHONGLI ZHONGLI HEY!!!!

Childe: Back off, Arlecchino.

Arlecchino: fuck you

Arlecchino: I THINK I’LL MISS YOU FOREVER. LIKE THE STARS MISS THE SUN IN THE MORNING SKYYYY RAIN IS BETTER THAN EVER

Columbina: Who are you missing? Do I know them? Are you friends with them?

The Doctor: bro’s jealous

Arlecchino: bina it’s a song (😭)

Columbina: Oh

Columbina: good

in the chat fr

The Balladeer: who the FUCK took my americano

The Balladeer: I PAID FOR THAT SHIT YOU PISSHEADS

Marionette: what even is this… i assumed it would.. have sugar…

Kazuha: oh my god HI

Marionette: …. this was for the balladeer, correct?…

The Balladeer: hi kazuha

Kazuha: hat guy more like hot guy frl 😍

Regrator: I want whatever he’s on

Regrator: no but no joke wtf is wrong with kazuha rn 😭

The Doctor: scara im making a gacha edit with u and kazuha with i know what u did last summer playing in the background.

The Balladeer: i hate that song

Kazuha: he loves that song it makes him cry

The Balladeer: it makes me laugh

Regrator: scaramouche actually LIKES songs? woah


 

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