Camping.
The So Slay Squad Of Harbingers
The Doctor: IF WE WERE IN HOGWARTS WHAT HOUSE DO U THINK I’D BE IN?!?
Balladeer: we’d all be in slytherin 💀
Childe: NOT ME
Childe: I’d be in gryfinndor
Zhongli: Gryffindor*
Childe: Nuh uh
Kazuha: ngl he would be in gryffindor i think
Childe: YES fr 😁😁
The Knave: zhongli would prolly be in ravenclaw and kazuha would be in gryffindor
The Doctor: NO
Balladeer: wym no
The Doctor: in my au kazu’s Ravenclaw 🙄
The Knave: 💀
The Knave: ‘in my au’
The Jester is now online
The Jester: her majesty has personally asked me to tell you all that the majority of the harbingers will be needed to attend a three day overnight trip to find evidence and clues for a very important matter. i cannot disclose the matter, due to two people who aren’t harbingers being in this groupchat..
Childe: A SLEEPOVER?? WE’RE GOING CAMPING?? CAN I INVITE ZHONGLI???
Zhongli: No
The Jester: No.
Balladeer: Lmao im not going
The Jester: The tsaritsa has personally requested The Fair Lady, the balladeer, childe, Regrator, and the doctor to come with
The Fair Lady: the capitalization 💀
The Knave: AHAH SCARAMOUCHE HAS TO GO
Balladeer: FUCK YOU
The Jester: i do believe you should come aswell, columbina.
The Knave: wait is columbina going
The Jester: she is quite powerful. the tsaritsa will probably want her to come aswell.
Damselette: If I must, I shall.
The Knave: Actually wait i kinda wanna go
The Doctor: Gay!
Childe: im gonna bring my phone and im gonna call Zhongli aka my pookie pie
The Jester: There will also be sleeping arrangements, so anyone other than the personally requested harbingers, please let me know if you would like to join.
Damselette: I will.
The Knave: I AM
The Captain: I do not want to.
Marionette: Me neither…
Balladeer: Dude why tf do u try so hard to type ‘mysteriously’ Like after every word you type it’s just ‘….’ LIKE TF THIS ISNT GCAHA LIFE YOU STIPID ASS HOE
The Jester has muted Balladeer
Childe: AHAHAHAHHAHAH
The Jester: sleeping arrangements have been made and charted by The Regrator. please respect his wishes
The Knave: what are they?
The Jester: In tent one, will be the doctor and Regrator.
Childe: OF COURS ETHAT FUCKING GAY ASS BANKER PUT HIMSELF WITH DOTTORE
Childe: HELP THAT WAS SCARAMOUCHE HES SO MAD RN 😭😭
The Jester: tent two, is childe and the balladeer
Childe: HELP
Balladeer has been unmuted by Balladeer
The Knave: HACKER??
Balladeer: YOU FUCKING GAY ASS WHORE PANTALONE ME AND CHILDE??? HE FUCKING SNIRES YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD
Balladeer: THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE A FUCKING CRUSH ON YOUR FUCKING EX HUSBAND FUCKING DUMBASS
Balladeer: ALSO SAID EX FUCKING HUSBAND PROBABLY SUFFERS FROM EXTREME FUCKING BLUE BALLLS FUCKING DICKHEAD
Balladeer: THIS IS WHY IF I ASK THE TIME YOU’LL SAY ‘A QUARTER PAST THREE’ INSTEAD OF FUCKING 3:25
Childe: HELP AHAHHAHAHAHAHA WHY R U SAYING ‘FUCKING’ SO MUCH 😭😭
Regrator: Balladeer, I’ll have you realize that ‘a quarter past three’ is indeed 3:15 and not 3:25.
Balladeer: WHHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING BRITISH MAN YOURE A DAMN LIAR
Balladeer: A QUARTER IS 25
Regrator: Yes, it is, but ‘a quarter past three’ means 3:15
Balladeer: HOW???
Regrator: If the minute hand of a clock is a quarter way round the clock, it is 15 minutes past an hour. If the hour hand is at 3, it is 3:15 or 15 minutes past 3.
Balladeer: that MAKES NI SENSE NO INE GIVES A SHIT YOU FUCK8 BHTICUH I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP THIS IS A WARNING FUCKING BANKER YOU THINK UOUR COOL BC UR RICH JOKES ON U IM ACTUALLY THE 6TH FATUI HARBINGER AND I WILL FIND YOU
The Doctor: AHAHAHAHHA
The Doctor: i love you pantalone
The Jester: tent three will consist of the knave and the fair lady
The Knave: Signora is cool i want her autograph
The Fair Lady: really?
The Jester: tent four is The Damselette
The Jester: and tent 5 is myself.
Balladeer: FUCKING DICKHEAD SUCK MY 9 INCH COCK YOU FUCKING BITCH
Childe: 💀
The Knave: ☠️☠️
The Fair Lady: 💀💀
Kazuha: what the fuck ☠️
The Doctor: AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
The Doctor: wair 9 inch?
The Doctor: DUDE WE’RE ALMOST TWINNING I GOT ANN8 INCH
Balladeer: SHUT THE FUCK UP
The So Slay Squad of Harbingers
Childe: Guys we’re almost there!!
Balladeer: why tf are you texting me im right next to you
Childe: Pierro said we cant talk.
Balladeer: i dont fucking care he shouldve told you not to message me either
The Fair Lady: Both of you, stop messaging the group.
The Knave: i love women
Damselette: So do I.
Childe: WHAT
Childe: YOURE
Childe: YOURE
Childe: YOURE ONE OF EM QUEERS!!!!!!!!
Childe: God i hate gay people they disgust me
Zhongli: Could I be removed from this group chat?
Childe: HEY BABY WSP
Childe: our reruns are gonna be together bb 🥺
Childe: We should kiss
Kazuha: notice how childe is the only one texting 😭
Balladeer: Kazuha
Kazuha: hi!
Childe: Im homophobic again
The Jester: Childe. You didn’t sign your last name on these documents.
Attached image (1): photo camera
The Knave: why did he sign his name as ‘Ajax ‘Childe’ Whogivesafuck’
Zhongli: He doesn’t know how to spell or pronounce his last name.
Childe: ZHONGKI STOP PLS.
Childe: How do you even pronounce it
Zhongli: ‘Tar-tag-lee-uh’
Childe: how tf do u spell that????
Zhongli: ‘Tartaglia’
Childe: That looks french bro
Balladeer: Fym it sounds french?. thats literally ur last name mf
The Fair Lady: FRR
Kazuha: how did you pass kindergarten 💀
The Knave: all the teachers thought he was foreign (Mr. Whogivesafuck) and didnt say anything 😭
The Jester: Let’s discuss at the campfire.
Childe: but..
The Jester: Now.
everyone is now offline
4:07 AM
Balladeer: Pierro
Balladeer: @The Jester
Balladeer: Wake up and tell childe to SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP
The Knave: dont use such language!
Balladeer: WAKE UP AND TELL CHILDE TO SHUT THE FRONT DOOR
The Knave: AHAHA
Balladeer: HIS BITCHASS KEEPS SNORING LIKE HIS BITCHASS GOES “HOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGGGG, MIMIMIMI….. HOOOOONGGGGG MIMIMIMI…” HE NEEES TO STFU
Balladeer: I FEEL SO BAS FOR ZHONGLI
Balladeer: WHAT IS HIS CASHAPP?? I NEED TO PAY FOR HIS THERAPY
Balladeer: THEY ARE ON FACE TIME YOGETYER, AND CHILDE IS SNORING SO FUCKING LOUDLY AND IM 99% SURE ZHONGLI CANT SLEEP COMSIDERING ITS LIKE 2AM IN LIYUE AND HONESTLY IDRC BUT I DONT LIKE CHILDE SO
Zhongli: You are right, I cannot sleep. I don’t wish to hurt his feelings by hanging up, though.
The Knave: boo 🍅🍅
The Knave: who cares about his feelings
The Knave: I can hear his snoring from my tent
Balladeer: his mf bitchass wont wake up.
Childe: STROP SPA,MING ME
Balladeer: STOP SNORING FATASS
The Knave: BRU STOP SHORING THEN
Balladeer: great minds think alike
The Doctor: tartaglia better stop snoring before i steal his bf 🤬..
Childe: YOU WOULDNT
Regratorm I’m switching tents.
The Doctor: NO BAE WHAT HAPPENED TO MAKE UP MAKE OUT PLEASE COME BACK
The Doctor: I WAS JOKING. IT WAS A JOKE I SWEAR
Damselette: Why is Dottore’s ex-husband at my tent?
Damselette: And why are we planning to gossip about Dottore?
The Doctor: NO