Depression Part. 2
The So Slay Squad of Harbingers
Childe: SOMEONE HELP
Childe: SCARAMOUCHE IS ON THE PHONE WITH KAAZUHA AND HE KEEPS FLIRTING WITH HIM HEKP
Childe: EW
Childe: NASTY
Balladeer: stfu at least i have someone to flirt with
Childe: NO I CAN FLIRT WITH ZHONGLI
Balladeer: he’s too dense 💀💀
Childe: EW
Childe: Next time ypu flirt with him im gonna play a Certain song
Balladeer: ok? idgaf ☠️
5 mins later
Balladeer: CHILDE WTF.
Childe: AHAHAHHAA
The Jester: what did he do?.
Balladeer: he started playing that dumbass song ‘treat me like white tee dont get me dirty’ AFTER I SAID SMTH TO KAZUHA
Balladeer: AND HE HUNG UP
Childe: ‘said smth’ MEANS HE SAID A PICKUP LINE
Balladeer: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GET PICKUP LINES FROM GOOGLE
Childe: NO U SHUT UP UR ALWAYS ON CALLS WITH KAZUHA
Balladeer: UR JUST MAD BC ZHONGLI DOESNT ANSWER ANY OF YOUR CALLS
Childe: THATS NOT TRUE!!!
The Knave: GUYS IM GOING SHOPPING TODAAY AHAHAHAHHHH RICH GIRL PROBLEMS
Damselette: Dear, we are all wealthy.
The Knave: ok 😞
Damselette: I did not attempt to make you upset. If you’d like to, I could take you shopping.
The Knave: REALLY 😁😁
Damselette: Yes.
The Knave: AHAHAHAHA KAZUHA AND ZHONGLI CANT TAKE U GUYS SHOPPING CUZ THEY BROKE
Balladeer: actually its okay w me bc then i can take kazuha shopping
Balladeer: i dont even like shopping 💀💀
Childe: JUST BC OF THAT IM GONNA TAKE ZHONGLI SHOPPING
Childe: WE HAVE A BETTER RELATIONSHIP THAN U AHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Balladeer: NO TF YOU DONT
Childe: YES WE DO
Balladeer: im gonna kill you
The Knave: Woah childe is a mortal dating an immortal man and scaramouche is an immortal man dating a mortal…
Childe: IM GONNADIE 😧😧😧
Balladeer: OBVIOUSLY YOU FUCKING SHITHEADED DUMBASS
Childe: KAZUHA’S GONNA DIE TOO 😁
Kazuha: why are you gleefully conversing about my death that is yet to come
Childe: We’ll be the same fr
Childe: We’ll be twinsies
Childe: unless..
Kazuha: what
Childe: Unless scaramouchiedouchie mkaes u drink a potion (That dottore made() to be immortal 😕
Balladeer: i would never.
Balladeer: i mean unless you wanted to..
Kazuha: oh 😓
The Doctor is now online
The Doctor: NO STOP
The Doctor: I COULD SENSE SCARA WAS ABOUT TO MAKE A HARRY POTTER JOKE
The Doctor: DO NOT
Balladeer: 💀
Marionette: i would prefer if you would not chat in this.. my ‘mute’ and ‘do not disturb’ are not working as of now..
The Doctor: OMG SANDY UR IN HERE??
Marionette: it is quite obvious i am, is it not?..
The Knave: ‘Obviously’
Childe: #Slay #Ate #Periodgirl!
Balladeer: name one person except for you and FUCKING DOTTORE who still says slay
Childe: That 9 year old i met on royale high
Balladeer: you still play royal high?.. i thought it flopped or smth
Zhongli: Royale*
Childe: ZHONGLI KNOWS WHAT I MEAN!!!
Childe: that game was and is fire
The Fair Lady: no it fucking isnt
The Fair Lady: i loved it in like 2020 and before
The Fair Lady: but now? ppl are only active in the trading hub + there are no new updates
Childe: omg signora u havent been online for a while..
The Fair Lady: ok?
Balladeer: 💀
Childe: wait a minute
Childe: IM JUST ASKING OK DONT GET MAD AT ME BUT
Childe: are you and kazuha dating?
The Fair Lady: ☠️☠️
The Doctor: HELP
Balladeer: actually no we’re just strangers who call and flirt with each other daily
Balladeer: who youve seen kissing before
Childe: oh k 😊
Childe: u guys should date tho. you’d be a cute couple 😁😁😁
Balladeer: OF COURSE WE’RE ALREADY DATING YOU FUCKING SHITHEADED DUMBASS
Childe: OH
The Doctor: Guys who do you think is the most attractive harbinger
The Rooster: I believe Childe is a handsome young man.
Childe: He’s not lying tho
Balladeer: no he is
The Knave: bro ur too mad to admit its kinda true 😭
The Knave: he’s still like 20 so he can still be cool
Damselette: I find Arlecchino to be quite attractive. Not in a romantic way, of course
The Doctor: WHERES THE PUNCUATION ON THE SEOCND SENTENCE??
Balladeer: im the most attractive
Childe: No tf u are not
Childe: i look better than u and im ginger
Childe: I MEAN LOOK AT ME
attached image: photo library
Balladeer: were u making a thirst trap in that pic or smth??
Childe: SHUT UP YOU MAKE THIRST TRAPS TOO
The Knave: REALLY??
The Doctor: DROP HIS ACC
Balladeer: i’ll kill you
Childe: Ok fine if i send his acc he will kill me so i will just send one vid 😔😔
Childe:
attached video: saved from ‘tiktok’
The Doctor: AHAHHHA
The Doctor: idk why im laughing he looks good
The Doctor: Wait a minute. not that mnay people answered my question 😡
The Doctor: @everyone WHO IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE HARBINGER???? (in looks)
The Jester: stop pinging me, dottore.
The Doctor: a-answer mh question plese..
The Jester: tartaglia and pantalone are physically attractive, though i do not like childe’s qualities anymore
Balladeer: ‘anymore’
Childe: WAIT IM SORRY PIERRO. DOMT HATE ME I LOVE YOU
The Doctor: i agree tho pantalone is 😍😍
Regrator: Dottore is the most attractive
Balladeer: No tf ue is not
The Fair Lady: I dislike all of the harbingers and that is it
Childe: Personally i like beyonce more than you guys
Childe: THE INNOCENCE IS GOOOOONNEEE
Childe: Dude im so fucking hot i mean like look at me
The Knave: i love ice cream
The Knave: Scaramouche bought kazuha ice cream once while he was staying here and i snuck onto his floor to eat it
Balladeer: u mean the one in march? 💀
The Knave: yes..
Balladeer: that shit was prolly barely edible
The Knave: it had that thing where it like melted but then it froze again and it was soft AND I HATED IT
Balladeer: he asked for chocolate chip ice cream but i got cookies and cream by accident and everyday he spent an hour digging a plastic spoon into the ice cream just to find the chocolate chunks
The Knave: thats why there were holes everywhere..
Balladeer: he doesnt even like cookies and cream so he didnt eat it
Childe: HOW RUDE 🙄🙄
Kazuha: its so bad
Kazuha: the first day i tried eating it it tasted like shit
Kazuha: i could not bare to eat anymore so i ate all the chocolate chunks and then i left the ice cream
The Knave: No bc i thought scara did that thing where he shoves a pencil into random objects and lets the pencil sit for a min
The Doctor: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Balladeer: dude its the middle of june
The Doctor: OH BABY ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMASS ISYOUUUUUUUUUUUUU ABBABABBYY!!
The Doctor: i want christmas to come again
The Doctor: EVERYONES SO HAPPY AND THERES CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON ALL DAY!!!
The Doctor: ANYWAYS WHATS UR GUYS’ CONTACT NAMES FOR UR PARTNERS ONIMESSAGE??? @everyone
Balladeer: this isnt fucking Q&A
Balladeer: his name on my phone is kazuha
Kazuha: ‘it’s him, that guy’
Zhongli: ‘ajax dish soap & powder.’ venti set it for me, though i am still not quite sure what it means.
Zhongli: I do not know how to change it.
Childe: Mine is too long let me copy and paste it
Balladeer: fuck no
The Fair Lady: hell no
Childe: ‘Cutie boo sweatie pear love of my life Honey Fiance Will marry soon Beyonce Rihanna lover i love rihanna lovers Marry me’
The Fair Lady: sweatie? ☠️
Zhongli: fiancé?
Childe: wait we arent fiances?..
Zhongli: no?.
Childe: Oh i just assumed that you would assume that i wanted to marry you
Zhongli: Why would i assume that?
Childe: Will you marry me?
Balladeer: 💀
Zhongli: No
The Doctor: HELP
Childe: WHY??
Zhongli: this is too unromantic
The Doctor: wait zhongli likes beyonce and rihanna
Zhongli: Yes.
The Doctor: cna we date? 😊
Zhongli: No
Childe: 😡
Regrator: 💀
I PULLED FOR KAZUHA AND GUESS WHAT..
i didnt get him. i got diluc i wanna die im Cryinng so hard rn but i will not stop trying! I NEED HIM