pantalone and dottore’s divorce party!! (special)
The So Slay Squad of Harbingers
The Doctor: THE DIVORCE PARTY IS TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Regrator: doing my makeup rn!!
The Knave: nah.. 💀
Childe: Keeping up with the harbingers
Childe: yo this party is gonna be lit 🔥🔥
The Captain: This will be exciting.
The Doctor: AYYY CAPITANO!!> UR FINALLY ONLINE
The Captain: I am only arriving to your, ‘divorce party’, to see if you and Regrator will get married again.
Regrator: we’re done for good!!! i never wanna see zandik again
The Doctor: SAME!!!!!
Balladeer: nah they’re totally gonna get married again
Balladeer: dottore have you already prepared a ring
The Doctor: ive been prepared!!!
The Jester: Please refrain from having your party in the Harbinger Headquarters.
The Doctor: Nah dw!: we’re having it in the fatui headbase.
The Jester: That’s even worse. Please, do not have it.
The Doctor: we have drinks, pierro… you know you want a drink…. snezhnayan firewater… you know you want it
Childe: I can smell him hesitating
Kazuha: i personally dont think i should attend
Balladeer: please do
Balladeer: i wont survive without you
Childe: romantic tnesion
Childe: u guys gonna fuck during the party Like last time 😕
Balladeer has kicked out Childe
Balladeer: i swear to god
Balladeer: he is right thi
Kazuha: what
Balladeer: nvm
The Doctor: you gay hoes Dont fuck during my party
The Doctor: scara can rail kazuha after the party 😁😁
The Knave: how did this convo turn sexual so quickly 💀💀
Balladeer: nah im gonna do it during the party
The Doctor: 😡
Kazuha: HUH??
Balladeer: nothing dw bout it
Regrator: dottore can u make sure my eyeliner looks good? <3
The Doctor: yes ml 💕💕💕
Kazuha: bro
Zhongli: ajax wont stop standing infront of my door someone help
The Jester: No guest deserves to feel unwelcome.
Balladeer: he’s gonna bodyslam him
The Knave: dottore r u gonna have a karaoke station??
The Doctor: YES 😁😁
Damselette: Ten more minutes.
The Doctor: CHAMPAGNE 😁😁😁😁😁😁
The Jester: stop using rhat emoji please
The Fair Lady: he finally misspelled a word
The Fair Lady: time for celebration
Childe: 🎉
The Doctor: 🍾
Balladeer: 🎊
Balladeer: wait how tf did childe get back in
Damselette: The party should be starting now.
Balladeer: i dont wanna go anymore
Childe: PLEASE GO
Balladeer: no
Kazuha: why nott
Balladeer: ok fine bro i hate you all
Childe: ZHONGLIS LOCKED IN TEH BUEST ROOM HELP ME
Zhongli: i locked the door so you couldnt get in
Childe: oh
Balladeer: 💀
The Doctor: ALL FATUI STAFF R HAVING A DAY OFF SO THEY CNA ATTEND OUR SUPER SLAY DIVORCE PARTY 😁😁😁😁
The Jester: No, they are not.
The Doctor: WHY
The Jester: We should be working on achieving the Pyro Archon’s Gnosis.
The Knave: no lmfao
Damselette: i love you
The Knave: what
Damselette: What?
The Doctor: wait Pls dont fuck during my party anyone 😕😕
Balladeer: no lmao
Regrator: 💀
Damselette: I refuse to partake in your command.
Regrator: 💀💀
The Knave: wym 😨
Balladeer: thats the first time ive seen her use an emoji that wasnt the skull emoji
The Doctor: also guys u are COMPLETELY allowed to play emo core music at the karaoke station
Balladeer: im coming 100% kazuha come on
Kazuha: idk where im at tbh
The Doctor: wym girly?? send pic
Kazuha:
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Kazuha: im scred
Childe: I’LL SAVE U FR
Balladeer: no stfu childe no one wants you here
Balladeer: kazuha stay where u are
Kazuha: but how do i stay where i am if i dont know where i am???
Kazuha: what if i move without realizing it..
The Knave: bro’s onto something
The Doctor: Silly boy
The Knave: bro said silly boy
The Captain: Everything seems to be set up.
Regrator: Thank you, Capitano.
Regrator: nvm i thought it would be cool if i used grammar but i feel like a fool
The Jester: Using proper grammar does not make one a fool.
Regrator: living proof
The Doctor: WE CANT START WITHOUT KAZUHA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Childe: Yes we can??? Tf 🙄🙄
The Doctor: point and laugh
Balladeer: hahahahah
Zhongli: i want to laugh but i dont know how to over text.
Kazuha: keyboard smash!
Zhongli: what does that mean
Kazuha: click random letters on your keyboard 😊
Zhongli: R
Kazuha: oh
The Knave: its ok we still love you
Balladeer: I DONT
Childe: NO ONE WAS ASKING YOU 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Balladeer: SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE ASKED YOU TO BE AN ANNOYING ASS GINGER
Childe: NO ONE ASKED YOU TO SHOW OFF THAT UGLY ASS HAIRCUT
Balladeer: NO ONE ASKED YOU TO SHOW OFF YOUR ‘dead blue sad eyes’ LIKE TF??
Childe: NO ONE ASKED YOU TO SHOW OFF YOUR BIG ASS HAT
Childe: LIKE WHY TF R U WEARING IT?? ARE YOU BALD ON THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD OR SMTH???
Balladeer: no actually i got possessed by lord voldemort and now theres another face on the back of my head
The Doctor: YOU READ HARRY POTTER?????
Childe: BUT HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO READ???
The Knave: shock
Kazuha: no he watched the movies 💀
Regrator: that explains a lot tbh
The Fair Lady: that one time he was assigned to read lord of the rings and he watched some british boxing movie called lords of the ring instead 💀
Childe: i still dk how he explained that to his trainer 💀💀
Balladeer: i couldnt look kamisato ayato in the eyes for a month
Balladeer: i mean like i never liked him but woah
Balladeer: i didnt know his kind were capable of that
Kazuha: kamisato ayato isnt british ☠️☠️
Balladeer: tf you mean??
Balladeer: tbh i think he was adopted cuz his sister aint british
Balladeer: i mean she does have a bigass forehead tho
Balladeer: like damn i could play 3 rounds of tic tac toe and one round of ring around the rosie under that bitch’s bangs 💀
Balladeer: and like Damn she’s ugly af
The Knave: why are we talking about this ☠️
The Doctor: did u find kazuha yet
Balladeer: he was in a broom closet
The Captain: harry potter reference
The Knave: first movie??
The Captain: no fourth
The Captain: that one part with rita skeeter
Childe: am i the only one that didnt read or watch harry potter
Zhongli: Yes
The Knave: yeah
The Doctor: somehow u are
Damselette: Indeed.
The Doctor: ALR GUYS LETS BEGIN 😁😁😁😁😁😁r
The Doctor: scara’s our DJ
Balladeer: no i am not
The Doctor: ARLECCHIE’S OUR DJ 😁😁😁😁
The Knave: alr
Regrator: i want kets4eki on
The Doctor: NO I WANT 6ARELYHUMAN
Regrator: Stfu with your bigass head play kets4eki
The Knave: kets4eki it is
The Doctor: WHAT????????
The Knave: pantalone is more likable yk
The Doctor: NO HE ISNT
Balladeer: yes he is now stfu
The Fair Lady: can u play FiR after this
The Knave: yes ofc i will
Childe: YOU EMOS
Kazuha: this is so confusing
Zhongli: i agree
Childe: u should play EtF 😁😁
Balladeer: IS THAT NOT ALSO EMO??? ARE YOU A DUMBASS
Childe: STFU YOU BAG OF DUMB DICKS
Balladeer: YOU STFU WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
Childe: IT MEANS
Childe: actially idk what it means.
Balladeer: YEAH DUMBASS
Balladeer: UR DATING A WALKING DICTIONARY. U MIGHT ASWELL LEARN A FEW WORDS
Childe: YOU MEANIE
Childe: At least im not dating a
Childe: Uhm
Childe: i dont have the strength to say shit about kazuha bro
Childe: he’ll beat my ass 😭😭😭😭
Kazuha: actually i wouldnt
Childe: then ur bf will beat my ass 😭😭😭😭
Balladeer: i would
Balladeer: i mean ur a fatass, a dumbass, youre stupid, your lover is embarrassed to be around you, youre the youngest harbinger and people literally call you child, youre a ginger
Childe: STOP INSULTING ME 😭😭😭
Balladeer: im not insulting you im describing you
Childe: Mirrors can’t talk. Luckily for you, they can’t laugh either
The Knave: bro got that off of google
Childe: You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
Balladeer: bro
The Knave: balladeer do u want some cake
Balladeer: what flavor
The Knave: strawberry
Balladeer: Ew im not eating that disgusting ratass piece of shit strawberry is an abomination and i hope the creator of it falls into a deep coma and never makes it out alive
Regrator: bro 😭
The Knave: they also have chocolate tho yk
Balladeer: disgusting
The Knave: vanilla?
Balladeer: ew
The Knave: BRO WHAT FLAVOR DO U WANT THEY LITERALLY HAVE LIKE EVERY FLAVOR IN THE UNIVERSE JUST EAT SOME
Kazuha: do they have strawberry shortcake
The Knave: yes
Kazuha: wait i want some
Balladeer: kazuha get a slice for me too please
The Doctor: BRO SAID PLEASE AGAAGGAGAGAGHAHAHAGAGAYAAGGA *dies*
The Knave: i thought you hated strawberry
Balladeer: no lmfao who tf told u that 💀💀💀
The Knave:
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Balladeer: what flavor
The Knave: strawberry
Balladeer: Ew im not eating that disgusting ratass piece of shit strawberry is an abomination and i hope the creator of it falls into a deep coma and never makes it out alive
Regrator: bro 😭
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Balladeer: that was a hacker lmfao dumbass
Balladeer: this shit tastes like china Wtf is this ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Kazuha: bro its strawberry shortcake 😭
Balladeer: i dont want this shit
Kazuha: bro u asked for it???
Balladeer: no tf i didnt i hate strawberries Kazuha you should know that
The Knave: is pantalone gonna marry dottore again Lets see
Regrator: im done with him
Regrator: hes annoying, bad looking, unconventionally broke, stupid, crazy, and i could never marry him again!!! i cant believe ive married him before.
The Doctor: p-pantalone will u marry me? ❤️💕😁
Regrator: omg yes ive been waiting for you to ask
Balladeer: not even halfway into the party..
The Fair Lady: i didnt even show up but that’s crazy 💀