Bargaining
The So Slay Squad of Harbingers
Balladeer: IVE LOST MY GODDAMN MINNDDD
The Doctor: IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIOIMMMMMEEEE I CANT BELIEVE IM ACTUALLY MEANT TO BEE HEREERERERE
Childe: oh..
Childe: Yall singing that one song 😊..
Childe: and im just a loser… oh ah.. oh ah.. woah..
The Knave: nah..
The Fair Lady: I don’t think he knows what it’s like to be emo..
Childe: Ya i do 🏴☠️ #iheardaknockuponmydoortheotherday #ifeellikeamonster
Regrator: not the falling in reverse 💀💀
Balladeer: SO LONGGGG GOODBYE YOU TRIED TO SAVE ME IT WONT WORK THIS TIME
The Doctor: CAUSE NOWWWWW IVE LOST MY FUCKING MINNDDD AND THERES NO FUCKING TIMMMEEE
The Jester: Shut up.
The Doctor: damn.. 💔
Childe: i was playing south park roleplay on roblox
Childe: and there was this girl who was doing bebe and she kicked cartman in the balls aparentlay
Childe: AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE “c-cartman.. come with me..” and they went somewhere and she was like “I Like. You” and then he didnt even say anything except for “THEN WHY DID YOU KICK ME IN THE BALLS???” and she ignored him then was like “Kisses” and i was like bro wtf ☠️
The Jester: Please just be quiet. I’m willing to offer anything
The Fair Lady: is this bargaining i see??
The Jester: My house, my Mercedes, my car keys, I’m willing to give anything.
The Knave: nah.. 💀💀
Childe: can u give me advice Bc i think my boyfriend is cheating on me
The Knave: ain’t no way..
Balladeer: bro it’s prolly all in ur head
Balladeer: ive met him befo i dont think anyone else wants him 💀💀
The Doctor: That’s mean.
The Doctor: zhongli is my 2nd bestie aftr kazuha
The Doctor: NOT A DOUBT SORRY ABOIT MAKINH OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS
Balladeer: NANANA I LOVE THE WAY THAT THIS BEGAN, STARTED OFF RIGHT SO INNOCENT
The Doctor: IM LETTING YOU KNOW, IM LETTING YOU GO, I WANT UR BEST FRIEND
Balladeer: IM GIVING IT UP IM ASKING WHY YOU SEEMED SO SHOCKED AND SO SURPRISED
The Jester: Literally shut up
The Doctor: The Zester
Childe: HELP ☠️
Childe: i want to ad kazuha so i can see Scaramouche reacton…….
The Jester: this is a chat for harbingers of the fatui.
Balladeer: no bc if you do that im finna add zhongli
Childe: bro
Childe: Bet 😈😈
Childe has added Kazuha
Balladeer has added Zhongli
Regrator: wtf 💀
The Jester: man pls
Childe: ‘pls’
Balladeer: bro ☠️☠️
The Doctor: Without a doubt, Sorry about having sex with all ur FRIEIENENNNDNDNSS… ah hahaha
Childe: SOOOO DONT HOLD UR BREATH FKR MEE WATCHING U TRUN BLUE WOULD BE COMFORTINGGGG I TOLD U ONCE I TELL YOU TWIICICICICIEEEEEE I GIVE U BAD ADVICE BC IM BAD AT LIFFEEEEE (IM BAD AT LIFEE)
The Doctor: his first album was better 😡🤬
Childe: No jt wasnt
The Fair Lady: yes it was ☠️
Balladeer: it was tho 💀💀
The Jester: why is everyone singing
The Knave: it’s karaoke night in the fatui hq
The Knave: did u forget??
The Jester: That wasn’t official. It wasn’t approved by me, nor The Tsaritsa. It’s something that Childe came up with and now the majority of the Fatui takes place in it.
Childe: Not true
Balladeer: lmfao yes it is true but no one gives af
Kazuha: i’on think this the right gc 🧍
The Doctor: HI KAZUHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Balladeer: bro stfu
Balladeer has kicked The Doctor
Childe: lmfao wtf 💀
The Jester has added The Doctor
The Doctor: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
The Jester: Shut up
The Jester: for the fourth time i’m willing to do anything please jsut stop this torture
Kazuha: what have you guys done to this poor man 😭
Balladeer: he’s going through the five stages of grief rn
Balladeer: tbh its mostly cause of childe tho
Balladeer: as u can tell he’s on bargaining rn
The Doctor: KAZUHA WE ARE HAVING A LARAOKE NIGHT RN COME DOWNSTAIRS
Kazuha: im in liyue rn??
The Doctor: oh
The Doctor: ZHONGLI COME DOWNSTAIRS WE ARE HAVING A KARAOKE NIGHT!!!!!
Zhongli: im also in liyue
The Doctor: 🤬🤬‼️‼️
The Doctor: come to snezhnaya…. 🥳🥳
The Doctor: CMON BRO ITS ON THE 14TH OF EVERY MOTNH
The Doctor: UR GONNA HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER MONTH
Kazuha: its going to take me two days to get to snezhnaya
The Doctor: USE TYE PORTAL THI)G
Kazuha: i dont have one
The Doctor: zhonglu does
Zhongli: no i dont?
Zhongli: wait nvm im the geo archon yes i do i forgot
The Knave: “wait a minute… im white!”
Zhongli: bro idfk how to use this thing 😭😭
The Doctor: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW?.. 😭😭
Zhongli: all i know is how to turn into a dragon then how to turn into a woman literally bro
Childe: YOU CNS TURN INT8 A WOAMN
Balladeer has kicked Childe
Balladeer: Shut up
Balladeer: pierro dont add himmback
The Doctor: BRO GHOST TOWN IS ON KAZUHA 😭😭😭😭
The Doctor: FAN GIRL, FAN GIRL U DK WHAT U DO TO MEEE
Zhongli: wait inthink i figured out how to use kt..
The Doctor: u gotta like turn the dial west towards snezhnaya
The Doctor: then be like ‘Fatui headquarters’
Kazuha: having flashbacks of floo powder
Regrator: lmfao
The Doctor: Btw hold kazuha’s hand then u bith go woosh
The Doctor: then enter the portal
Kazuha: nvm im having mlp flashbacks now
The Doctor: HOLD ONTO UR PHONES!!!
The Doctor: wait im gonna get someone to escort u to the karaoke party!!
Kazuha: why tf is it so cold 💀
Kazuha: wait omg is that frank
The Doctor: YOU KNOW FRANK???
Kazuha: i remember we were like bsfs
Zhongli: going downstairs rn
Childe has added Childe
Childe: 😡
Balladeer: basically u can anonymously queue songs so if ur music taste is shit no one can diss you
Kazuha: smart
Childe: i love this song..
Balladeer: also u can vote to skip the song lmao
The Doctor: you guys are all invited to me and pantalone’s divorce party!
Balladeer: no bc u guys are gonna get remarried halfway throughout the party
The Doctor: Nah idk what u saying
The Doctor: Look at the papers!!
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(divorce papers Lmfao)
Childe: IM COMING 🥳🥳🥳
Kazuha: why would you be happy to attend someone’s divorce party 💀
Childe: THEY HAVE THE BEST DRINKS THERE
Childe: KAZUHA UR COMING TOO
Childe: ut’s a fatui tradition to watch pantalone and dottore get divorced then married again
Childe: I think this is gonna be like the 11th time they get remarried
Balladeer: dottore gets pantalone a new ring everytime 💀💀
The Fair Lady: he has like 13 rings on both of hands bro ☠️
Childe: zhojngli shold come too..
Zhongli: no
Childe: Osmansthus wine os there
Zhongli: nvm