Anger
The Super Slay Squad of Harbingers
Balladeer: i actually hate all of you
Balladeer: who tf outed my crush to Her Majesty
The Jester: It was I.
Balladeer: HES LIKE
Balladeer: NOT EVEN AN ENEMY???
Balladeer: IF ANYTHING CHILDE SHOULD BE IN TROUBLE
Balladeer: HE’S LITERALLY DATING THE GEO ARCHON
The Jester: He should be in trouble. Yet, The Tsaritsa values love above all. So, if Tartaglia wishes to continue his relationship with his beloved, She allows him to do so.
Balladeer: THEN WHY TF AM I IN TROUBLE DUMBASS
Balladeer: ITS. NOT MY FAUKT HES SUPER CUTE OK??
Childe —> Balladeer
Childe: Tell him that it was hard to resist his fuckable face or something 😈
Balladeer: that is genius
The Super Slay Squad of Harbingers
Balladeer: its hard to resist his lovely fuckable face okay?
The Jester: What.
The Knave: LMFAO
The Doctor: BAHHAHASHC
Balladeer: childe told me to say that (it is true tho ngl)
The Jester: What the hell is wrong with all of you? I can’t help but feel fury at the mental image of you ‘fucking’ your partners.
The Fair Lady: stage 2; anger
The Doctor: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA
The Doctor: I CANR RESIST
The Rooster: Dottore, I can hear your sociopathic cackling. I’m on the other side of the castle. Please shut up.
The Rooster: Even though the thought of Pierro going through the five stages of grief is hilarious, you are disturbing my work.
The Doctor: ykw i’ll be quiet now because of what you just said
The Doctor: thank you for acknowledging the pure humor in this event.
The Rooster: Good day. And thank you.
The Doctor: good day.
The Rooster is now offline
The Jester: This isn’t funny. I despise you all.
The Knave: anger.
Childe: LMAALOOO
Childe: Scara u still owe me! can u tell pierro smt that im gonna tell u to say in dms
Balladeer: k
Balladeer: after this i owe u nothing tho
Childe: aye aye captain!!!!!! 🤪😜🤪😝
The Fair Lady: I can’t wait for this.
The Doctor: signora can u come and help me clamp my mouth shut?. i fear at how hilarious this will be and i would awfully hate to disturb Pulcinella.
The Fair Lady: only cause its for a good cause.
The Jester: Don’t you dare say a word. Also, it’s ‘Director,’ or ‘The Jester/Jester’ to all of you.
The Knave: ok pierro
The Jester: I suggest you close your mouth, 10th.
The Knave: or what 💀💀
The Jester: I shall inform Her Majesty.
The Knave: with what proof?
The Knavehas deleted 3+ messages
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The Jester: Thank you, Balladeer. I can’t help but beam at the thought of something as nice as a speedboat.
Balladeer: I know you like boats, I couldn’t possibly ignore the thought of giving you a chance to own something as nice as one.
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five mins later
The Jester: what the fuck i hate you all
The Doctor: anger
The Fair Lady: personally i cant wait for bargaining
Balladeer: LMAO
The Fair Lady: WAIT WHAT WAS THE LINK
Balladeer: some fanfiction on lightning mcflash or wtv his name was X the grandpa from up
Childe: AHAHAHAHA
The Doctor: SIGNORA MY MOITH JSHISABFIHASBIJDQSHOIJDSA
The Doctor: IM. CRYINF WHTA THE FUCKKK
The Knave: STOP PIERRO IS LITERALLY YELLING AT ONE OF OUR SERVANTS RN FOR NO REASON AND I THINK THIS IS WHY 💀💀
The Jester: IT’S THE JESTER GODDAMNIT
The Rooster: 💀
The Doctor: BROO 💀💀💀💀
Damselette: I do not wish to ruin this enjoyable moment, but it has come to my attention that there is funds that have been repeatedly withdrawn from the Fatui’s Bank. It is causing our bank great damage, and I would wish to know the cause.
Balladeer: its childe
Childe: WHAT??
Childe: i mean not like ur wrong but WHAT??
The Fair Lady: He keeps spending money on his boyfriend in Liyue.
Childe: i lov him fr<<33<<<33<<3
Childe: And scara SHUT UP bc u would totally buy kazuha like Everything
Childe: and YOU DO buy him everything except its with ur own money aha…
Childe: CAUSE UR NATURAL,Y RICH OKAY
The Jester: kazuha?
The Jester: as in kaedehara kazuha?
Balladeer: how did he figure that out so quick 💀
The Jester: ‘kaedehara’ as in the clan that scaramouche has destroyed many years ago?
The Jester: him being the reason kaedehara kazuha is a broke wanderer??
Balladeer: Lmao no bro kazuha’s just his nickname
The Fair Lady: yeah
The Doctor: yup
Childe: NO
Balladeer: SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP
The Doctor: him and kazuha are so cute tho fr ❤️❤️❤️
The Fair Lady: ngl i hate scaramouche but him and kazuha make me feel lonely
The Doctor: whenever i ask kazuha if he wants to go on a shopping spree with me he says “wait let me check with scara we have a date/hes taking me out on a date/we have plans” AND HE SAYS THAT EVERY. DAY. and kazuha never lies so like they have dates every day?? tf
Balladeer: actually we usually dont have plans on monday and sunday
The Doctor: SEE???