Denial
The Fatui Harbingers; The Highest Ranking Fatui
Pierro - 1st Ranking Harbinger - The Jester
II Dottore - 2nd Ranking Harbinger - The Doctor
Columbina - 3rd Ranking Harbinger - Damselette
II Capitano - 4th Ranking Harbinger - The Captain
Pulcinella - 5th Ranking Harbinger - The Rooster
Scaramouche - 6th Ranking Harbinger - Balladeer
Sandrone - 7th Ranking Harbinger - Marionette
La Signora - 8th Ranking Harbinger - The Fair Lady
Pantalone - 9th Ranking Harbinger - Regrator
Arlecchino - 10th Ranking Harbinger - The Knave
Tartaglia - 11th Ranking Harbinger - Childe
Childe: dude why is the name of the gc so long
Balladeer: and how did he make it that long 💀
The Jester: It is important to know our ranks.
The Knave: as if we dont already know them?
The Jester: You two have nowhere to speak, 10th and 11th Ranked Harbingers.
Childe: BRO
The Jester: I suggest you stop calling me ‘Bro’. As you are the least ranked, Childe.
Balladeer: literally what is up with these names who tf is the jester??
The Jester: Also ranked as the director.
Balladeer: i still dont know who tf you are
The Fair Lady: why are you and childe so gen-z its embarrassing
Balladeer: you call me gen-z when childe is the one screaming ‘hashtag slay!’ whenever his bf does something
The Doctor: hi guys!!!!!!!
The Fair Lady: and him too
The Doctor has changed the server name to, The So Slay Squad of Harbingers
Balladeer: wtf does that mean 💀
Childe: yall wan play uno
The Doctor: YES
The Knave: im up for it
Balladeer: fuck no
The Jester: Why do you curse so much, Balladeer?
Balladeer: because i dont fucking like you guys
Balladeer: also my name is scaramouche???? idk wtf a balladeer is
Childe: 🧍
The Doctor: LMFAO
The Doctor: WHEN I FIRST SAW BALLADEER I WAS LIKE ‘WTF IS THAT 😭’
The Jester: Balladeer; A singer or composer of ballads.
Balladeer: WHAT THE FUCK??? BRO
Childe: AHAHHAA
Balladeer: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR NAME IS LITERALLY CHILDE
The Fair Lady: probably because he has the mental state of one
Childe: NO ITS BECAUSE IM THE YOUNGEST
Childe: RIGHT PIERRO??
The Jester: I’m afraid not.
Childe: WHAT
Balladeer: LMFAO
Childe: im done with yall
Balladeer: ‘yall’
The Fair Lady: texan now, i see
Childe: WHAT
Balladeer: first he was snezhnayan
The Fair Lady: then liyuen
The Doctor: AND NOW HES TEXAN????
Childe: NO
Childe: Just bc my mission was planted in Liyue doesnt make me liyuen!!!! Ahahahahahhaha
The Fair Lady: the fact he stayed in liyue like 5 months after the mission was due proves a little too much
Childe: NO
The Doctor: so he could kiss his bf probbly
The Jester: Boyfriend? What boyfriend?
Childe: Stop.
Childe: ahahahhaa YOU ALL (no contraction!) wanna play um um sutf f rn 😊😊😊😊
Balladeer: bro
Childe: did you guys know im a streamer and i am also very skilled at basketball
The Fair Lady: You started playing basketball to impress Zhongli.
The Jester: Zhongli? Who is this?
Childe: SIGNORA U ICY BITCH NO
The Jester: I will inform Her Majesty of your lover.
Childe: SHE CANT KNOW IM FUCKING THE ENEMY PIERRO NO 🙏🙏🙏😭😭
The Jester: What.
The Fair Lady: AHAHA YOU JUST MADE IT WORSE FOR YOURSELLLFF
The Knave: im cackling rn wtf 💀💀
The Rooster: It cannot be ‘that’ hilarious. I see that The Balladeer at least has some self respect, proven by the fact that he isn’t laughing as you all are.
Balladeer: AAHAHAHAHA LOSER GET SNITCHED ON BAHAHHAA
The Rooster: Oh. Nevermind.
The Fair Lady: 💀💀
Childe: SHUT UP YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND TOO
Balladeer: What.
The Jester: Excuse me?
The Knave: ..
The Doctor: BAHAHAHA YOU GUYS DIDNT KNOW????
Balladeer: im not dating anyone
The Fair Lady: more like he’s crushing on someone!
The Jester: Who?
Balladeer: uhhm anyways lol
The Jester: Tell me or Her Majesty will also be informed.
Childe: WHY DOES HE GET A WARNING?? I WOULD HAVE GLALDY TOLD YOU IM FUCKING THE GEO ARCHON
The Jester: Oh
The Knave: pierro has BEEN through it 💀💀
The Doctor: bros going through denial
The Fair Lady: i’ll be sure to count down the last few days of his sanity
Childe: maybe i shouldnt have said that..
Balladeer: you THINK?. 💀💀
Balladeer: you kinda saved me tho, i owe u
The Jester: this can’t be happening.
Balladeer: THE LOWERCASE.
The Doctor: stage 1 denial
Regrator is now online
Regrator: tf is this
The Doctor: HIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Childe: thats gay
The Doctor: shur up
The Fair Lady: i have a feeling that sandrone and capitano are never going to be online
Childe: GUYS LETS PLKAY ROBLOX SINCE PANTY IS HERE
Balladeer: You literally said you were a streamer why cant we play an actual horror game???
Childe: i’ll buy you all robux
Balladeer: whatever
The Knave: what are we playing?
Childe: LETS PLAY MYRDER MYSTERY IN MY PRIVATE SERVER WHILE ON VOICECHAT
The Fair Lady: im bored so whatever
Childe: i’ll make u all roblox accs just wait one sec
The Knave: k
Childe: so signoras playing, panty is playing, dottore is playing, mouchie is playing,and arlecchie is playing
The Knave: arlecchie?
Childe: 😊😊
Balladeer: dont call me that
Childe: oh wait i already made accs for all of u remember last time we played?
Balladeer: bro remember when we played during that meeting 💀💀
The Fair Lady: 💀
Childe: OKAY SO JOIN ME FR MY USER IS ‘ajz8186’
Regrator: what kind of user is that
Childe: its like ‘Ajax8186’ yk and 8 plus 1 is 9 and 9 plus 8 is 17 and 17 minus 6 is 11 so its like 11th harbinger yk
The Doctor: ITS AMAZING FR
Childe: OKAY OKAY LETS PLAY FRFR
meanwhile..
ajz8186: Okay, first round! Let’s start!
arlcex2: Why do all of our users have numbers in them?
scaramouchedellarte123: My name is the only one with my actual name AHAHA—
scaramouchedellarte123: HELP I JUST GOT KILLED BRO?!
scaramouchedellarte123: CHILDE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT TAKE THE STUPID GUN DUMBASS!!??
ajz8186: DON’T CURSE SCARA!! IT’S BAD FOR YOU!
scaramouchedellarte123: I DON’T FUCKING CARE?? ALSO YOUR AIM IS ASS!!
signora1: This is fun.
Regrate76: I haven’t even joined yet? I’m making my avatar.
Worstdoc25: Guys, let’s wait for him!
scaramouchedellarte123: No.
signora1: Fuck no.
ajz8186: SORRY PANTY, BUT NO!
signora1: Childe, Scara was right. Your aim is ass.
scaramouchedellarte123: CHILDE, YOU FUCKING BITCH!! CAN YOU QUIT DAYDREAMING ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND AND FUCKING AIM CORRECTLY?? SIGNORA IS GONNA WIN, DUMBASS!!
ajz8186: You guys are mean.
signora1: I don’t care.
scaramouchedellarte123: I DON’T FUCKING CARE??
arlcex2: Lmfao
arlcex2: The fuck is going on?
scaramouchedellarte123: YOU’RE THE LAST ONE ALIVE!! GET THE GUN AND FUCKING KILL SIGNORA!!
arlcex2: K.
signora1: Fucking shit. Good game.
ajz8186: GG
scaramouchedellarte123: Did you actually just say GG? I’m done with you, goodbye.
scaramouchedellarte123 has left.