Won't You Let Me Walk You Home From School?

Peter Parker knows a lot of things. For one, he knows a few hundred digits of pi off the top of his head, because he was bored one day. He knows how to save people. He also knows his Aunt May is harboring a crush on their downstairs neighbor even though she won’t admit it. What Peter Parker doesn’t know is what the hell is up with Flash Thompson.

Title, maybe obviously, from Big Star's "Thirteen."It's devastating to me that there aren't more Peter/Flash fics, even though I know there's almost nothing to work with. It's my fault, I have to make everything queer. Also, MCU Flash is, honestly, such a pitiful character, I can't help but like him. He's so awkward.Anyway, anyone else relentlessly headcanon MCU Spidey as trans? I 100% do.