New Friend!
Saturday, 3:00 am
Malachite: Sooo what was the most unique villain encounter?
Birb: Ha! I have been waiting for this moment! 👏
Birb: About a month ago I apprehended a villain who called herself Lust
Birb: Basically her quirk allowed her to infatuate those around her so she was able to charm an entire group of cops as well as two relatively low ranked heroes to help her rob a bank and she was pretty confident she’d be able to do the same to me
Birb: However, her quirk takes into consideration a person’s sexuality so it had zero effect on me
Birb: Once she realized this she threw an actual temper tantrum in the middle of the street, it was fucking hilarious!
Malachite: 🤣
Bounce: I remember that! Someone recorded it and it went viral!
Sanic: Most villains are rather dangerous but some can be an absolute riot to deal with
Sanic: I fought a villain that had some kinda oil slick quirk and he had clearly been trying to trip me up or slow me down but I simply jumped over the oil and tackled him to the ground
Sanic: The look on his face is something I will never forget 😂
Malachite: Oh I can imagine 😂
Bounce: I once had a villain try and bribe me with carrots so that I wouldn’t arrest him
Birb: Did it work?
Bounce: Of course not!
Bounce: I simply kicked his ass and took the carrots as my prize
Malachite: Yes Queen!
Bounce: 😁
Birb: What about you Mal? Have you witnessed any interesting criminals?
Malachite: I once had someone try and rob me with a water pistol
Malachite: I think he wanted me to believe it was a real gun but it was so clearly not that I just had to laugh
Birb: 😂
Sanic: What did he end up doing?
Malachite: Stormed off pouting
Birb: 🤣
Bounce: 🤣
SCREECH: Malachite you should be in bed
Malachite: It’s the weekend!
SCREECH: It’s three am so go to bed
Malachite: 😑
Sleep Deprived: Bed.
Malachite Has Logged Off
Birb: Seeing Aizawa scare Mal off to bed will never not be funny
SCREECH: And you three have work in the morning so better get to bed as well
Sanic: Hizashi were the same age you can’t tell me to go to bed
Sleep Deprived: Now.
Sanic Has Logged Off
Bounce Has Logged Off
Birb: Well I’m on patrol so I can’t go to bed
Birb: Which also means your fear tactics don’t work on me! 😁
SCREECH: Weren’t you on patrol this morning?
Birb: Yeah, your point?
SCREECH: Have you slept? Or even just taken a break?
Birb: That’s irrelevant
Birb: Though speaking of patrol I probably should get back to that
Birb Has Logged Off
SCREECH: That’s concerning right?
Sleep Deprived: Very
Saturday, 12:35 pm
Malachite: I made a new friend!
Sexy Lady: That’s great sweetie!
Sexy Lady: How did you meet?
Malachite: I face-planted right outside of his cafe and he laughed so hard he fell on his ass
Twilight: Your a disaster
Malachite: Shush
Saturday, 2:01 pm
Malachite: Hey Endeavor! @Get Roasted
Get Roasted: Yes?
Malachite: Your cat likes me better than you 😏
Get Roasted: What?
Malachite Sent An Image
{It’s of someone cuddling Cinder close to their chest]
Get Roasted: Wha-
Get Roasted: ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!?!
Malachite: 😝
Get Roasted: HOW?!
Get Roasted: WHY?!
Malachite: Your son is my new bestie! 😁
Get Roasted: …
Get Roasted: Which one?
One Shot: That’s your question?
Get Roasted: I’ve got three! It’s a valid question!
Malachite Has Added Azula To Being Heroic Is Boring, Let’s Be Chaotic!
Get Roasted: No!
Azula: 😈
Malachite: 😈
Get Roasted: NO!
Birb: Oh! Is it bully Endeavor time?
Malachite: Yes
Birb: Fun! 😈
Azula: I like this one
Get Roasted: My day is officially ruined
Azula: Don’t be such a sour puss
Get Roasted Has Logged Off
Azula: Big ol baby man
Malachite: 🤣
Birb: 🤣
Bounce: 🤣
Meme Lord: 🤣
Sanic: 🤣
SCREECH: 🤣
One Shot: This is why I don’t want kids
Double It Up: That’s completely fair
Scales: So Mal how did you get Mod privileges?
Malachite: I hacked into the server
Diggy Diggy: What?!
Malachite: I’m joking!
Malachite: Nezu gave them to me
Dad Bod: Why?
Malachite: Because I’m his favourite 😁
Twilight: I’d call bullshit but he’s probably right
Malachite: 😁
Big Boss: :)
SCREECH: This is favouritism of the highest degree and I will not stand for it!
Sexy Lady: Oh don’t act like your husband isn’t also his favourite
SCREECH: Irrelevant!
Sleep Deprived: I hate it here
Azula: Oh I’m going to love it here