Tattoos and Chaos
Saturday, 10:35 pm
Dad Bod: So Endeavour was Mal still at your house when you got off patrol?
Get Roasted: No both he and Touya vacated the premises long before I got home
Malachite: Do you really think I’m gonna let you be the first person in the chat to find out who I am irl?
Malachite: If so you need to lower your expectations a little bit
Get Roasted: You know I have cameras around my property right? I could just look at those to figure out who you are
Malachite: Cameras that I disabled
Malachite: Nice try
Azula: And if you had tried that I would sick Toga on you
Get Roasted: You keep your feral gremlin away from me!
Azula: Then stay in your lane old man!
Get Roasted: Have children they said!
Get Roasted: It’ll be great they said!
Twilight: I don’t think anyone has ever said that and was being honest with themselves
Meme Lord: So what was this about a feral gremlin?
Azula: Ah yeah Toga she’s a regular at my cafe that sometimes helps out for free food and the occasional nap in the back
Azula: She’s a good kid but can come off a bit too much for people who consider themselves “normal”
Get Roasted: She bit me!
Azula: You shoved your finger in her face!
Get Roasted: I thought she was stealing from you!
Azula: Well maybe if you visited more often you’d know I let any kids in need take whatever they want!
Get Roasted: …
Get Roasted: You're right I should be a better father and support your business more often
Get Roasted: I’m sorry Touya
Azula: …
Azula: He’s getting sappy someone change the subject!
Malachite: Well I don’t know about anyone else but this Toga girl sounds like an absolute riot
Malachite: You’ll have to introduce me to her
Azula: Now a part of me thinks that that is a bad idea as you’ll definitely be horrible influences on each other
Azula: But the larger part of me that secretly wants to see the world burn absolutely wants to see that happen
Azula: So yeah swing by the cafe tomorrow and I’ll introduce you
Malachite: Hell yeah!
SCREECH: Did anyone else just get a cold shiver down their spine?
Denim Is Life: I did
Sexy Lady: ^^^^^^
Double It Up: ^^^^^^
One Shot: ^^^^^^
Sanic: ^^^^^^
Dad Bod: ^^^^^^
Scales: ^^^^^^
Malachite: Oh don’t be such babies it’ll be fine
Sleep Deprived: I have my doubts
Sunday, 7:15 am
Malachite: @Azula I’m on my way now
Azula: Alright we’ll be waiting
SCREECH: I’m not even there and yet I’m dreading this meeting
Get Roasted: Ditto
Azula: Babies the both of you
Sexy Lady: So Todoroki what’s your cafe like?
Azula: It’s a small and kinda off the grid place that’s open for anyone 24/7 and also doubles as a tattoo/piercing shop
Bounce: That’s sound cool and like two very different types of aesthetics
Azula: The cafe is the main thing while the tattoo shop is kinda in the back and is more of a side business that I enjoy
Scales: Sounds reasonable
Bounce: Do you have any pictures of your work? I’ve been considering getting a tattoo for a while but finding a place that won’t make a big deal out of it has been frustratingly hard
Azula: Yeah I’ve got a couple gimme a second
Malachite: Would you give me a tattoo?
Azula: Maybe if you grow a few inches I’ll consider it
Malachite: This is short-person discrimination!
Azula: You have a baby face, Mal. I’m not tattooing a baby!
Malachite: I am an adult!
Azula: On a technicality
Malachite: You're so mean!
Azula: It’s my thing
Azula: Now here’s a couple of reference picks @Bounce
Azula Sent An Image
[It’s a close-up of someone’s shoulder with swirls of colour spiralling around it]
Azula Sent An Image
[It’s a back piece of huge raven wings]
Azula Sent An Image
[It’s a close-up of someone’s wrist with a feather turning into a flock of birds]
Azula Sent An Image
[It’s a close-up of the back of someone’s neck with a lotus blossom]
Azula Sent An Image
[It’s a close-up of someone’s arm with the different phases of the moon]
Azula Sent An Image
[It’s a close-up of two hands pressed together, one has a tiny sun on the wrist the other has a tiny moon on their wrist]
Azula Sent An Image
[It’s a close-up of someone’s arm with a purple and blue dream catcher]
Azula Sent An Image
[It’s a close-up of someone's wrist with a black skull wearing a broken crown]
Azula: These were from the last three weeks, I’ve got more if you wanna see but I’d have to go digging around for the pictures
Birb: These are amazing!
Scales: The detail work is phenomenal
Bounce: I’m definitely making an appointment with you!
Sexy Lady: I might just have to make one as well, these are incredible!
Denim Is Life: You’ve got a real talent for this
Azula: It’s nothing really
Malachite: Your face is so red right now
Azula: What have I said about sneaking up on me!
Malachite: That it’s really funny?
Azula: When you do it to other people, not me!
Malachite: Eh you live and learn now introduce me to your gremlin
Azula: I’m beginning to regret this more and more
Malachite: It’ll be fine
Sanic: Famous last words
Sunday, 10:38
Twilight: So it’s been a couple of hours, is your cafe still standing? @Azula
Azula: Oh yeah it’s fine they get along like a house on fire
Dad Bod: Is that a good thing?
Azula: Well they went from giggling over cute cat pictures to attacking a man so you tell me
SCREECH: Why did they attack someone?
Azula: This guy got all huffy that I didn’t make his coffee just right so he threw at me and no sooner had it hit me did these two gremlins pounce on him in perfect unison
Azula: It was rather impressive actually
Get Roasted: Are you okay?! Did you get burnt?!
Azula: Relax old man it was an iced coffee so I’m fine just mildly unconvinced
Azula: And sticky which is arguably worse
Get Roasted: Sorry you just burn so easily that I got worried
Azula: Yeah I know but I can handle myself
Get Roasted: I know you can but as your father, I’ll always worry about you and your siblings Touya
Azula: Thanks… I appreciate it, old man
Birb: That was adorable
Azula: Shut up
Malachite: So if anyone was wondering Toga is my new best friend and we are going to cause unending chaos to the world!
Sleep Deprived: It’s too early for this