Lots of Concern
Friday, 6:42 am
Malachite Sent An Image
[It’s a light grey baby pygmy rabbit with a small nick in her left ear staring sleepily at the camera with dull brown eyes while being cradled to someone’s chest]
Malachite: This is Mint
Bounce: She looks so sad 😢
Bounce: What happened?
Twilight: Where did you get a rabbit at 6 in the morning?
Malachite: I saved her from a trash compactor last night
Bounce: What.
Malachite: I overheard this guy telling his buddies that he has been buying different types of pets for his kid to teach them responsibility but whenever they did something wrong he would then dispose of the pet to teach his kid a lesson
Malachite: Mint is the twelfth animal he’s tried to kill
Sexy Lady: That’s horrific!
SCREECH: What a monster
Get Roasted: I assume you contacted a hero or the police to take care of this… thing, correct?
Malachite: In a way
Sanic: ???
Malachite Sent An Image
[It’s of a man strung up by his ankles to a lamp post with animal killer written on his forehead as well as a recording device strapped to his chest]
Malachite: The recorder has evidence of him admitting to the crime
Malachite: The cops will have likely found him by now
Sleep Deprived: Good job kid
Malachite: 😁
Birb: What are you gonna do with the bunny now?
Malachite: I’m keeping her obviously
Malachite: She is my child now
Birb: Yeah okay that was a pretty stupid question
Bounce: Very
Scales: Will she be safe around your cats?
Malachite: They’ll love I’m sure
Denim Is Life: And your roommate?
Malachite: He might be a little annoyed with me for bringing home another stray but I’m sure once he meets her he’ll fall in love with her just like I did
Dad Bod: If your sure kid
Friday, 7:15 am
Malachite Sent An Image
[It’s Mint sleeping peacefully on a cat bed with Muffin sleeping next to her while Crown watches on protectively]
Malachite: They love her already and Crown is taking his role as big brother very seriously
Sexy Lady: Awe!!!!
Meme Lord: This is too cute to process so early in the morning
One Shot: It is almost sickeningly adorable
Bounce: So wholesome
Malachite: I love them more than life itself
SCREECH: Concerning but also very sweet
Sexy Lady: Agreed
Friday, 8:31 am
Malachite Sent An Image
[It’s of someone cuddling Mint close to their chest]
Malachite: Citrine might just love Mint more than I do
Malachite: He’s been making little baby noises to her for the last twenty minutes
Sexy Lady: You and Citrine are far too precious for this world
Sexy Lady: Your innocence must be protected at all costs!
Malachite: Pfft innocence? Who has that nowadays?
Birb: Mood
SCREECH: Well that’s concerning
Dad Mod: Do either of you want to talk about that?
Malachite: We don’t have time to unpack all of that
Birb: ^^^^^
Scales: I feel like we should though
Malachite: Well will you look at the time I’ve got to go help with breakfast!
Malachite Has Logged Off
Birb: And I’ve got to get started on patrol!
Birb Has Logged Off
SCREECH: Well that’s definitely concerning
SPACE: Should we do something?
Denim Is Life: It is not our place to force them to talk about something they’re not comfortable with
Dad Bod: That’s true
SCREECH: Doesn’t mean I’m not going to still worry
Sleep Deprived: You can mother hen them all you want Hizashi no one is stopping you
SCREECH: I do not mother hen!
Sleep Deprived: Sure you don’t
Sleep Deprived: It definitely wasn’t you who sent a get-well care package to one of your intern's mother when you heard she was a little under the weather
Sleep Deprived: And then continued to check up on her to make sure she was recovering alright
SCREECH: …
SCREECH Has Logged Off
Sanic: 🤣
Friday, 8:52 am
Malachite Sent An Image
[It’s a burning stove top while someone off-screen spraying it with a fire extinguisher]
Malachite: This is why I’m not allowed to cook anything 😔
Bounce: Kid it’s been barely ten minutes since you logged off
Bounce: How did you manage this?!
Malachite: I don’t know!
Bounce: 🤦♀️
Birb: Don’t act all high and mighty Rumi we both know you could burn a salad
Bounce: Shut up
SCREECH: Are you and the others alright?
Malachite: Oh yeah we're fine
Malachite: Citrine got the fire out
Malachite: He has also banned me from ever cooking again
Malachite: Which honestly should have been a thing after the third fire
Sexy Lady: Malachite you worry me
Malachite: It is what it is🤷
Get Roasted: That’s not how you respond to concern about your well being
Malachite: It’s not?
Malachite: Well shit that explains a few things
Sleep Deprived: I think you need a therapist
Malachite: I don’t need a therapist
Malachite: I’ve got Citrine
Malachite: I dump my trauma onto him and in return he dumps his trauma onto me
Sleep Deprived: Kid no just just no
Malachite: Besides therapists are expensive
Sexy Lady: That’s true but we could help you and Citrine afford one
Malachite: Nah I’m good
Malachite Has Logged Off
Get Roasted: That kid is going to give us all grey hairs isn’t he?
SCREECH: Oh most definitely
Birb: Don’t you have enough grey hairs from your own kids?
Get Roasted: …
Get Roasted Has Logged Off
Scales: You didn’t have to hurt his pride like that Hawks
Birb: 😁
Sleep Deprived: The children in this chat are going to push all of us towards an early retirement
Birb: Hey! I am an adult!
Bounce: Hey! I am an adult!
Sleep Deprived: Semantics
Sanic: I find it so creepy that they both responded at the exact same time and said the exact same thing
Birb: Oh go suck a dick!
Bounce: Oh go suck a dick
Sanic: Creepy…
Meme Lord: And hilarious!
Get Roasted Has Logged On
Get Roasted: I just checked and I don’t have a single grey hair!
Get Roasted: So ha!
Bounce: The fact that you felt the need to check says a lot
Get Roasted: …
Get Roasted Has Logged Off
Birb: 😂😂😂😂
Sleep Deprived: Problem children the lot of them
SCREECH: Awe but you love them!
Sleep Deprived: I’m going to bed
Twilight: It’s nine in the morning
Sleep Deprived: I said what I said
Sleep Deprived Has Logged Off
Twilight: This is the real reason he expelled his entire class
Twilight: So that he could sleep the day away
Sexy Lady: I mean probably 🤷♀️
Sexy Lady: But what are you gonna do about it?
Twilight: …
Twilight: Nothing…
SCREECH: Exactly