Destruction, Roommates and Pranks!
Wednesday, 1:42 am
Malachite: Look upon my creation and cower before its might!
Malachite Sent An Image
[It’s a throne made entirely out of Monster energy drinks]
Malachite: Isn’t it magnificent! 🤩🥰✨
Big Boss: It is very well constructed :)
Birb: That is a lot of Monster…
Double It Up: Where did you even get all of those?
Malachite: I drink a lot of Monster 😁
One Shot: How long did it take you to get so many?
Malachite: I don’t know 2 maybe 3 weeks?
Sexy Lady: That is extremely unhealthy
Malachite: Eh, what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger
Dad Bod: When do you sleep?
Malachite: Sleep is for the week
Sanic: It most certainly is not!
SCREECH: You should go to bed right now
Malachite: Your all awake so why do I have to go to bed?
One Shot: We’re working, what’s your excuse?
Malachite: I had to finish my masterpiece!
Sexy Lady: Well it’s finished now so why don’t you head to bed sweetie
Malachite: Nah
SCREECH: Go to bed Mal!
Malachite: You're not my dad!
Birb: 😆😆😆😆
Birb: You sound like a rebellious teenager!
Sanic: Wait…
Sanic: How old are you Mal?
Malachite: …
Malachite: Legally speaking I am an adult
Sexy Lady: That’s not an answer
Malachite: It’s the only answer I’m giving
SCREECH: Please
SCREECH: Just go to bed
Malachite: Never!
Sleep Deprived: Bed. Now.
Malachite Has Logged Off
Birb: 😆😆😆😆
Sexy Lady: Damn Sho you scared him straight to bed
SCREECH: He used his dad voice on him
Sleep Deprived: Shut up Hizashi
SCREECH: 😇
Wednesday, 2:00 pm
Malachite: My roommate made me take down my masterpiece
Malachite: it’s sad boy hours now 😭😭😭😭😭
Twilight: Good it was an abomination
Malachite: Rude
Wednesday, 4:05 pm
Malachite: Quick how do you fix a hole in a wall?!
SCREECH: What?
Malachite Sent An Image
[It’s a rather large-looking hole in a wall]
Malachite: I was chasing Muffin and I tripped and my elbow went straight through the wall!
Malachite: I need to figure out how to fix this before my roommate gets back and murders me 😭
Bounce: Kid what is your place made of? Cardboard?
Diggy Diggy: That is a rather large hole you’ll probably need some drywall to fix it properly
Malachite: There’s no way I’m gonna be able to go get that and get back before him to fix it
Malachite: I’m so dead 😭
Malachite: I’d like chartreuse gladiolus’ at my funeral they’re lovely 😭
Birb: Dude just cover it up with a poster or something until you have time to fix it
Malachite: Hawks you are my hero!
Birb: 😁
Birb: Wait how’d you know I was Hawks? 😮
Malachite: 😏
Sanic: Well that ominous
Sexy Lady: So why specifically chartreuse gladiolus’ at your funeral?
Malachite: They’re cool and fit my aesthetic
One Shot: Is your aesthetic just all things green?
Malachite: Pretty much
One Shot: Well alright then
Wednesday, 6:30 pm
Malachite: My own child has betrayed me!
SPACE: What?
Malachite: Muffin crawled into the hole before I covered it up and immediately started meowing as soon as my roommate got home 😭
Sanic: Yikes
Birb: We’ll at least your not dead
Malachite: I’ve just endured an hour long lecture
Malachite: I wish I was dead 😑
Birb: Fair enough
Malachite: And now he’s gonna make me fix it first thing in the morning 😔
Sanic: Poor thing
Thursday, 7:00 am
One Shot: I don’t know who did it but may I just say you are amazing!
Dad Bod: Who did what?
One Shot Sent An Image
[It’s Vlad standing in front of his desk with a shocked look on his face while being covered head to toe in neon green paint and sparkles]
Sexy Lady: Oh My God
SCREECH: 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Meme Lord: 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Birb: 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Bounce: Oh that is too good!
Diggy Diggy: We are never gonna get all of those sparkles out of the carpet
Twilight: Who did it?!
Twilight: Aizawa was this you?!
Sleep Deprived: I wish I could take credit for this
Twilight: Then who did it?!
Malachite: 😏
Twilight: It was you?!?!?!
Malachite: This is what you get for calling my masterpiece an abomination!
SPACE: How did you even get into the school? Are you a student?
Malachite: I am not
Malachite: But I was given special access to the school so that I could set this up!
Kiss It Better: By who?
Big Boss: :)
Twilight: Nezu why?!?!?!
Big Boss: For the drama :)
Birb: HAIIHDFJKSDKNKGV
Sanic: Hawks you good?
Bounce: I think this chat is actually gonna kill him
Bounce Sent A Video
[It’s Hawks rolling on the ground howling in laughter]
Dad Bod: You are quite the menace Mal
Malachite: Thank you! 😁
Twilight: 😠
Malachite: Awe don’t pout Vlad it was all in good fun 🙂
Twilight: Don’t you have a wall to go fix?
Malachite: Shit!
Malachite Has Logged Off
Sleep Deprived: Did that make you feel good about yourself?
Twilight: A little bit
Birb: I don’t know where
Birb: But that kid is going places 😂
Thursday, 1:15 pm
Malachite Sent An Image
[It’s a perfectly intact wall]
Malachite: It’s like it was never broken!
Diggy Diggy: Well done Mal
Malachite: Thank you! 😁
Scales: You made sure that Muffin didn’t crawl back into the hole before you fixed it right?
Malachite: …
Malachite Has Logged Off
Denim Is Life: Oh no
Thursday, 2:03 pm
Malachite Sent An Image
[It’s a destroyed wall]
Malachite: She was in the wall 😭
Birb: Your roommate is going to be so pissed
Malachite: He helped me destroy it
Malachite: As soon as he heard her meowing he went into full protective dad mode
Sexy Lady: Awe that’s sweet
Get Roasted: So what are you going to do about the wall?
Malachite: He’s gonna fix it because apparently I can’t be trusted with anything 😢
Bounce: That’s fair
Malachite: Rude
Birb: But not untrue
Malachite: 😔
Thursday, 3:54 pm
Malachite: I realized that it sounds super weird when I refer to my roommate as just my roommate so I’m gonna start calling him Citrine while in the chat
SCREECH: Why Citrine?
Malachite: Well it’s yellow like his hair but it’s also a gemstone like Malachite so now we match!
Sexy Lady: Awe that is precious!
Meme Lord: So cute!
Malachite: He would absolutely murder me if he found out about this so he must never know
One Shot: A little less cute