Welcome to The Chaos
Monday, 1:00 pm
Nezu created a group chat
Nezu added 18 people to the group chat
Nezu changed 18 usernames
Big Boss changed the chat’s name to Being Heroic Is Boring, Let's Be Chaotic!
Big Boss: :)
Sleep Deprived: Not again!
SCREECH: Awesome a new group chat!
SCREECH: I really missed the old one
Sexy Lady: So did I!
Sexy Lady: Though it did get a little bogged down by All Might and Sir Nighteye’s constant lover's spats
Birb: Seriously they went for the throat none stop and no one was safe
Birb: They almost made me cry 😭
Bounce: You did cry
Bounce: On at least three different occasions
Birb: Shush!!!
Scales: It certainly escalated when a certain someone tried to intervene
Get Roasted: Hey!
Get Roasted: If Nighteye didn’t want to get punched the fuck out he shouldn’t have said that shit about my wife!
Dad Bod: That’s fair, the shit he said about Rei crossed like six different boundaries
Big Boss: Yes I agree
Big Boss: Which is why I didn’t include them in this group chat
SCREECH: Good so this chat can be filled with memes as God intended
Meme Lord: I was summoned
Sleep Deprived: Go away
Meme Lord: Aw don’t be such a sour puss Zawa
1-***-***-****: Ummmm
1-***-***-****: I think there’s been a mistake
Sanic: Who are you?
1-***-***-****: Someone who definitely does not belong here
1-***-***-****: So I’m gonna leave
1-***-***-**** attempted to leave Being Heroic Is Boring, Let’s Be Chaotic! But request was denied
1-***-***-****: …
1-***-***-****: What?
Big Boss: There was no mistake
Big Boss: Your addition to this chat was intended :)
Big Boss: Also you are unable to leave the chat because I tampered with the code to prevent a certain someone from constantly leaving
Sleep Deprived attempted to leave Being Heroic Is Boring, Let’s Be Chaotic! But request was denied
Sleep Deprived: Damn it
1-***-***-****: But why?
1-***-***-****: From what I can gather this chat is for heroes
1-***-***-****: And I’m not one
Big Boss: It’ll make sense in time :)
1-***-***-****: ???????
SCREECH: Well since you're stuck with us little listener why don’t you introduce yourself!
1-***-***-****: Not doing that
1-***-***-****: Stranger danger
Meme Lord: Ha!
1-***-***-**** changed their username to Malachite
Malachite: This will do
Denim Is Life: Is there a reason behind the name?
Malachite: It fits my aesthetic
Sexy Lady: Fair enough
Sanic: So how’d you know this chat was for heroes?
Malachite: A number of reason
Malachite: The group chat name for one is rather telling but that alone isn’t solid evidence as that could have been made by hero students. Nezu was the one to create the chat and since he’s named himself “Big Boss” I can assume at least a few members here are UA teachers/heroes. Also, the start of this chat is you all discussing All Might and Sir Nighteye in rather familiar terms which is what really confirmed it.
Birb: Damn
Malachite: Sorry for the rather long winded response
Malachite: I realize that might make some people uncomfortable
Sanic: Nah don’t apologize that was damn impressive man!
Sanic: Girl
Sanic: …
Sanic: We should probably do a pronoun check
Malachite: Well thank you for the compliment and it’s He/Him
Sanic: No problem man and I use He/Him as well
SPACE: Oh I think I still have the list of everyone’s pronouns from the last chat just give me a moment to find it since not everyone’s online right now
SPACE: Nezu - Big Boss (He/Him)
Sleep Deprived (He/Him)
SCREECH (He/Him)
Sexy Lady (She/Her)
Birb (He/Him)
Get Roasted (He/Him)
Kiss It Better (She/Her)
Twilight (He/Him)
Bounce (She/Her)
Meme Lord (She/Her)
Double It Up (They/Them)
One Shot (He/Him)
SPACE (They/Them)
Diggy Diggy (He/Him)
Sanic (He/Him)
Denim Is Life (He/They)
Dad Bod (He/Him)
Scales (She/They)
SPACE: There we go!
Sexy Lady: Thank you sweetie, that's a big help!
SPACE: It was my pleasure!
Malachite: So I don’t suppose any of you’d be willing to tell me which hero’s you are?
Sleep Deprived: Not a chance
Malachite: Darn
Malachite: We’ll guess I’ll just have to figure it out myself
Bounce: Good luck with that kid
Malachite: Big Boss is Nezu obviously, SCREECH is Present Mic, Get Roasted is Endeavor, SPACE is Thirteen, Denim Is Life is Best Jeanist, and the rest I’m still either on the fence about or haven’t got a clue
Birb: Wow
Malachite: Oh so I got them all right first try?
Malachite: Hell yeah!
SCREECH: How did you figure all that out?
Malachite: We’ll your usernames certainly helped but I had a few other clues
Scales: Oh?
Malachite: We’ll SCREECH called me listener which is practically Present Mic’s catchphrase
Sexy Lady: He’s got you there Hizashi
SCREECH: Whoops
Malachite: Also screech is another way of saying scream which is something Present Mic does a lot
Sleep Deprived: Very true
SCREECH: I feel so called out right now
Sexy Lady: You should
Malachite: Sorry?
Bounce: Don’t apologize this is fucking hilarious!
Birb: Reveal to us how you figured out the others!
Malachite: Well SPACE made me believe it was someone with a space-like power/theme which doesn’t narrow it down a whole bunch
Malachite: However the list of pronouns did as Thirteen is one of the only heroes who are openly out about being nonbinary and has a space theme
Big Boss: What great deductive reasoning :)
Malachite: And on the subject of that I’m gonna take a shot in the dark and say that Double It Up is Ectoplasm
Double It Up: You’d be correct
Malachite: Fuck yeah!
Birb: Tell us how you figured out Endeavor!
Dad Bod: Yeah, Get Roasted isn’t exactly a lot to go off of
Malachite: I’ve seen the video of him punching Sir Nighteye the fuck out
Malachite: It was glorious
Get Roasted: What?!
Get Roasted: Burnin assured me that no evidence of that incident was recorded!
Malachite: I have my sources 😏
Birb: 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Bounce: 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Meme Lord: 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Sanic: 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
SCREECH: 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Birb: Oh that is priceless
Sanic: You were a very good addition to this chat Malachite
Malachite: Thank you 🥹
Denim Is Life: So how’d you figure me out?
Malachite: There is only one hero who dresses head to toe in denim on a near daily basis
Malachite: I’d have to be an idiot not to put two and two together 😑
Denim Is Life: That’s fair
Monday, 3:45 pm
Twilight: I’ve only just noticed this chat and I already hate it
SPACE: How come?
Twilight: First of all my name
Malachite: That’s fair
Twilight: Secondly my phone has been blowing up none stop since it was created and it’s making my students judge me
Twilight: Apparently they didn’t think I had a social life!
Meme Lord: Ha!
Diggy Diggy: Oh kids can be brutal
Sleep Deprived: Just do what I did and you won’t have to deal with them
Twilight: I am not expelling my entire class!
Twilight: Even if the peace and quiet would be nice
Malachite: Excusie me?
Malachite: You did what?
Sleep Deprived: Don’t worry about it
Malachite: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Malachite: Alright then?
Sanic: You’ll get used to it
Malachite: Press X to doubt