“thats a nice suit bbygirl” murmured otto octittyus admiriringly to his husbdend, norrmon osblornbo “itd look better if u showed ur tits tho”
otto was a tiddy rights acitivist who had decdicated his life to science to work toward a world were NO ONE wold ever b oppressed by cloths again. his wif had tragicelly died when he built a nucleer fusion reactor thingy using precious tiddyum intended to raise the global tempereture so it would b too hot 4 shirts. sadly it blew rosies tits clean off and she died so now otto had to show enuff tits for the both of them. it wuz wat roseiy woudlve wanted
“otto i CANT show my tits bc i haV none” nrorman replyed depressedly as he buttont up his soot over his flat chest “emeily or carorline or watever the fuck her name wuz took the tits in the divorce and thats my tragic backstroy 4 wy i hate womin”
“wel at least u still hav ur confusingly large penyis” otto reassured him with a wink at the camerea
“tru” norman sighed bittersweetly “but my ass is flatter than my sons smooth brain. the goblbin took the cake in the divorce”
“u need 2 stop getting divrorced my guy, ur gonna end up with no orgens left” sed otto
noromon gazed fondly at ottos rockin boobs “i dont think divoroce wil b an issue anymor” he purred seductivly
otto lovigngly ran a hand thru normans hair wich was either kind of reddish or kind of lit brown idk, idk wat movie this is. “if u wanna stay married so bad, why dont u let me put a ring on it??” wispered otto sexily, dropping to 1 knee. one of his tnetecle things held out a ring “a COCK ring that is!!!!1!”
nomen moaned with lust but regratfully shook his hed “u kno id lov 2 but i hav that importent meeting with toyny stark today”
at lest once a year normoan osporn and tiny stdongk met up for “busness negotitiations” between ocsorp and stark industrys, wich was corprorate speak for furiusly hate-fucking in one of their fancy ass offices
“o hav fun dear” repliyed otto supportively “il be in the lab all day and NOT at a nice cafe with my old frend bruce banner talking mad shit abt u and tony wile the two of u TOTALLY dont fukc”
***
less than an hour later otto wuz at a nice cafe with his old friend bruice batter talkking mad shit abt normrn and tony.
“there TOTELLY gonna fuck rite?” he asked brurce
“oh for sure” bruse banner agred, taking an bite of his gelato “this geleoato is so good!”
“i lik it bc its named after me, gelotto octavius” replyed gelotto octavius happyly, also eting some geloato “but i go by otto 4 short, gel if yr nasty”
“speaking of nasty, tony sttark is a freky little slut!1!” exclamed buce branner “wenever we fuck he always has AT LEAST 69 irorn man suits circled around us. he seys they lik 2 watch. he also says things lik ‘now i know ur a fruot bc that ass is PEECHY’” brurce sighed longingly “just onc i wish we could hav sex without quipping the whol time but alas, if we ever did the mcu wud burn our contract. we r also contractully obligated too say no homo bef4, during, and after”
“nrormaans int2 some weird shit to” otto comissereated simpathetically “yud think after the eightth tim i had to rush him 2 the hospitel after he suffered a profound anal prolaps and rectal bleeding bc he insisted on me shoving all 4 of the actueters up his ass he wold stop asking me 2 do that, but no. and the gobolns even WORSE” otto lowered his voice “hes int2 FEET STUFF, and the serum gav him prehensile toes. is tony lik that too?”
brurc banner shuddered “they dont call him ‘toe-ny suck’ 4 nothing, gel” he remakred darkly
***
“whos dick do i gotta succ to suck some toes around heer?!? happy hogan i swer 2 god if u dont get ur happy TOEgans in my mouth THIS INSTENT-” tony barked agrinily int2 his cellephone just as nroman came out of the elavator to his penthouse office “oh. mr osborn. i uh didnt c u ther” tony added quickly, shoving his special custom made toe-shaped phon back in his pcoket
“its DOCTER” nrorman corrected smugly. it wuznt, but going 2 that other universe made him realize lifes 2 short not to 2 lie abt having ur doctotorate #new universe new me
“oooooooo big boy got a phd??????” sed tony mockingly “tall ass long limbed hieght prievileged nrorman osborn over here wuz able to reach on the high shelves were they keep the phds huh????” tony wuz exactly one inch shorter than nrorman and that filled him with unreleneting rage
“no need 2 b jelous i kno u hav phds too” norman began innocently “frum mit.. the MANLET INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY HEY O” nrorman cried triumphantly, pulling a mirror out of his ass so he coudl high 5 the gobiln. then he put the mroiror back up his ass with ease. the hard part wuz keping it from falling out all the time bc he his hole was so loose after taking repeted damage from ottos tentticles
“watever can we just tak about bsuiness alredy” tony snapped bitterly
“oscsorp is the militierys number one suppliyer” replyed noorman pridefully. the only flavor he enjoyed mor than the milk of ottos lsuscious nips was the taste of that sweet, sweet boot
tony just rolled his eyes “sure u ar.. now that stark industrys is 100% ethtical and u hav no real competitition anymor”
“how is stark industries ethtiical when ur wif pepper uses the OFFICIEL company twitter account to advertize her website were she sells fake infinity stones for ppl to shove up their pussys???” norman questioned angrily
“it balances out bc she also uses the offical compeny twitter account to advertise her new strain of maririjuana- pepper POT” replyed tony “every1 lovs weed”
“hes rite osbron” cackled the gobobin in normans mind “every1 DOES love weed”
“o shut up” norman told the goblbin tiredly
“anywy stock industrys stark is way up” mrumrured tony suggestively.. he GRABBED nrormans throbbing osboner “and thats not the ONLY thing thats way up is it??”
nrorman moaned despereately “t-tony,,”
menwhile in his brain, gobLIN manuel miranda was rapping hornily “i imagine dick so much it feels mor like a memory, wens it gonna get me, like the glider– totally impaling me? if i c him cumming do i rut or do i let it be, is it like a dong without a melody?”
tony stark flung norman lustfully ont2 his desk as irorn man suits broke in thru the windows to tear both of there pants off. obviusly neither of them wus wearing anything beneath their dirty little whore suits. the irron man suits stayed afterward. they likd to watch
“call me tony STORK cuz wer makin BABIES tonite” cried tony arousedly with a slap of normans ass, wich was flat as could b since the gogblin wasnt in control. tony leaned down 2 whisper teasingly in nromans ear “clear ur calendar pal bc wer gonna be here a long LONG tiIGDIHSLKKLDGJShSJLHSDK uhUGHHHUHhu” he came instently
“so THATS wat the p in ur phd stands for” sed nromen dissappointedly “premature ejaculation”
“topping is HAAAAAAAAARD” tony whined bottomfully “iv been dicked down by every single avenger, but ur the only loser whos ever expected me to top them”
“i can top!” nroman protested deceitfully
“o YEAH??” tony sneered dereisively as he spread himself over the desk “prove it”
norman stood over tonys unimpressive hole “is ur ass the middle east bc i want to commit wor crimes inside it” he quipped hornily
“c this isnt so hard” norman thought optimisticelly to himself “mayb i can–”
“MY TURN BITCHES” cried the gobolin nefariously, taking cntrol of the body “gobbys gettin throbby!!!!!11!” he CLAPPT tonys cheeks “call me the KABOBLIN cuz im gonna SKEWER that ass”
“OH NO U DONT SLUT” shouted norrman ragefully “get BACK in ur brain hole goblbin this ass is MINE”
“im getting fuckt by a sicentist with a vilent green alter ego” tony noted “this seems famileier”
nrorman knew just wat other scieneitst tony skank was referring to and just the thought of him was enuff to make normran– “HGUHUGHUDHUhduGHSDH iM CUUUuUUuuuuUMING” noramn shrieked ejaculatingly
“ha! so much 4 ‘i can top!’ i KNEW u woldnt last a second in a tite little ass like mine!” retorted tony smugly
“dont flatter urself stark,i only came bc i wuz thinking abt ur hot frend” nroman snapped disgustedly
“wich one?” tony asked curiosuly “steve? thor?”
norman thot longingly of bruce banners supple, peachy ass and sighed. hed bet a million dollars that broce had great tits beneth his boring little scienece shirts. his type was dummy thicc scientists with dark hair and eyes and succulent boobage
“AND he turns into the hulk!!!!!!!!!1!” screeced the goblin excitedly inside nomans hed “smash me with that green peen daddy!!!!1!”
but more even than brurce banner, norrman thought lustfully and longingly of the luv of his life, otthoe thottavius. HE knew how 2 top
“so neither of us is a fuckeing top” snarled tony miserably “i guess the only way we could get echother off was if we wer in some kind of twisted alternate universe–”
“did sombyody say alternet universe??” asked a sinsister voice. then, emerging frum the shadows came a tall, besuited figure. . .
“NORMAN OSBORN FROM THE SPECTACULAR SPIDERMAN????’ cried tony stark in astonishemnt
“ME FROM THE SPECTACULAR SPIDERMAN?????????” cried nrorman osborn in also astonishment
“you wanted an osborn who could top, so here i am” purred tssm norman seducitlvely, taking a second to admire his very sexy manicure
“tony dont fuck him!!!11” exclamed nroman urgently “this mans insane and thats cuming from ME– he brok harrys LEG”
“who tf is harry?” asked tony uncaringly
“my loser son harry, short for receding hairline” replyed tssm norman, sounding bored “all the osborns hav 1”
“I dont!” declared norman angrily with a toss of his luscious locks “and MY harry is short for harold theopolis”
“god thats even worse” tssm norman sneered disgustedly “anyway” he sed to tony, dropping trou “get that pretty little ass of yours in gear so i can ruin you with my business dick”
“yes siR” cried tony eagerly, shwoing hole once again. even mor iron man suits flew in thru the windows. they had 2 see this
but befor tssm norman could ram his unlubed dick int2 tony starks equally unlubed hole, a portel from the other unvierse opened up and TSSM DOCK OCK CAME!!!!11
“sorry about all the cum” sed doc ock anxiously. then he laffed evilly. “at least, thats wat the OLD otto octaviussy wold say” he added deviously “but I, DR COCKTOPUS, am sorry for NOTHING!!!11 i NEVER apologize!!!!!!!!!!1! MUAHUAHAHAH”
“attaboy” sed tssm norman approvingly
“hey thats MY line!!11” shouted nroman indigngnantly. he turned angrily to dockc ock “and as for YUO–” he stopped suddenly, overcome with desrie for this new version of otto. this one was short as hell, but mor importantly, he wus hella thicc, and the tits wer legit, even if he was, sadly, wearing a shirt “marry me?” asked normrin despertitely, dropping to one knee
dodck ock looked at him, stunned, and tears filled his eyes bewtween his weird glasses thingyes or whatever he wears. for all the years he had unrewquitedly pined for his boss, tssm norman had never once showed him a shred of affection,, and now this normen, who had a much better hairline, was asking to marry him. . .?
“of CORSE ill marry u, normran osborn” wept dokc ock lovingly. “but FRIST” he picked tssm norman up by the ankle using one of his tenetnicles and flung him out the window. he fell and died. “NOW we can get marrieyed” he sed joyfully, leaping int2 normans arms
“awwwwww come onnnnnnnnnnnnnn” tony complained blue ballsedly “whos gonna top me NOW?????”
the ever-watching iron man suits flew closer, all of them with idenetiical 10 inch iron cocks
tony shrugged and spread his cheeks “works 4 me”
***
nrorman and tssm otto met otto and brurce boner at the cafe where they had finsished their geloto but wer still dishing out plenty of TEA
“WHOS UP FOR A ORGY” shouted norman horniyly
“nroman, we are in PUBIC” snapped otto “stop yelling abt orgys. and whos this handsome devil” otto added curiosly, looking over at tssm otto
“its u from another universe!” explained nroman eagerly. “i married 2 both of u now” he took ottos hand and romanticelly licked his wedding ring “gelotto octavius, my lov for you and ur gorgeous tits is so strong it can transcend universes”
“aw normran thats sweet” cooed otto, giving nroaman a kiss “my gorgeous tits and i luv u too”
“in EVERY universe” tssm otto added happily
“so wer on for that orgy???” asked norman hopefully
otto sighed and turned 2 bruce banner “wat do u think bruce?”
the horrific sounds of tony stark getting railed by his own suits echoed down from stark tower all the way thruout new york, so bruce figured tony woldnt b expecting him anytim soon “might as wel” he sed with a shrug
so nromran osborn got pounded to a pulp by otto otto and bruce banner whil the goblin got 2 watch. big boy seeson was very bountiful that year <3