Letter 2
dearest Nancy
baby i'm sorry, i really am about the trump shit but i can't spend the money. i'm pregnant with my first child's and it's the rat kings. i don't know how it happened, nancy. after the men took me i broke out of heaven "the white room" it took me seven years but i found the rat king, and when i did it was like your spirit had possessed my body nancy. the rat king and i learned so many things about ourselves and each other, and after a few weeks of passionate love making with daddy rat king (so strong and sexy) i became pregnant with his rat babies. it is an honour i have nancy. some people have taken the calling me the rat whore nancy, and it is a title i welcome because i am the rat kings concubine. we are about to go to war with the cats, led by my ex boyfriend general commander senor fluffy the alley cat the third. i've heard many things about him nancy, like how he has seven concubines and twelve nipples. but i want to join his concubines, because the time i spent with senor fluffy was the best time of my life and not even the rat king can compare. so i, sadly will not be able to donate, but i still kiss your shrine every morning
yours truly,
hermes, bench master, rat king concubine, senor fluffy simp