9/26
Friday, September 26, 2:44 AM
“E.T.E.R.N.A.L.S.”
Siri: I take back any positive thing I said about Sprite
maksgirlboss: IT IS THREE IN THE MORNING SPRITE WHAT DID YOU DO
Siri: they’re sleeping in my room and watching youtube without headphones
GingerSprite: Sers, haven’t you heard of fun?!
drusgirlboss: i don’t think she has
Siri: MAKKARI
drusgirlboss: it’s true
kingoaway: I would encourage this, but Sprite has a test tomorrow
Siri: WHAT
GingerSprite: hush Kingo
Siri: Sprite go to bed
GingerSprite: no
Siri: I will dose you with chloroform.
GingerSprite: we don’t have any :)
Siri: I will leave you here when I go to college
GingerSprite: you would never
Siri: UGH
GingerSprite: heheh
Siri: someone help me out
yourqueen: take Sprite’s noise canceling headphones and go to bed
Siri: but they need to sleep
yourqueen: well, it’s their problem if they don’t
Siri: hm true
GingerSprite: HAH
Friday, September 26, 7:03 AM
“fuck you clint”
KateKat: good morning everyone, happy friday
RobinHood: It is not a happy friday
YaYaLeLe: and why’s that, Clint?
RobinHood: I woke up to Kate in my apartment
CreepyCrawly: how did she get in?
KateKat: I know where the spare key is
CreepyCrawly: better question, what are you doing at Clint’s?
KateKat: my mom stayed at Jack-ass’s last night and I wanted company for breakfast
RobinHood: why me????
KateKat: you’re my best friend. And you have the best food, no offense to Nat and Yel’s pop tarts and cheerios, but Clint has eggos(also his parents are on a trip sooo)
RobinHood: I knew this was about the Eggos!
KateKat: it’s always about the eggos
YaYaLeLe: say what you want about my poptarts, at least I’m not committing b&e to get them
KateKat: by b&e you mean bacon and eggos?
YaYaLeLe: no.
KateKat: damn, cause that’s what I’m eatin’
KateKat: free ride and free food!
CreepyCrawly: you’re rich
KateKat: shut up
RobinHood: also, I didn’t have my hearing aid in, so she jump scared the shit outta me
KateKat: I already said I was sorry!
RobinHood: more precisely, Lucky scared the shit outta me
YaYaLeLe: You brought the dog?!
KateKat: he’s kinda our shared dog, so it felt right. He’ll be fine here during school
CreepyCrawly: what if we brought Franny over and they spent the day together?
RobinHood: then I’d have to buy a new vacuum
RobinHood: Also, they’d trash the place
CreepyCrawly: yeah, true
Friday, September 26, 7:07 AM
“Magic and Science Bitches”
WitchyBitch: GOOD MORNING TO YOU ALL
DrWeirdo: GOOD MORNING
Aggae: Hiiii
GottaGoFast: SHUT UP
WitchyBitch: NO
HotBish: mornin’
TheViz: hello
WitchyBitch: who’s ready for another wonderful day at school
Aggae: you hate school
WitchyBitch: sarcasm
Aggae: ah
HotBish: Jane’s boyfriend is annoyinggggg
GottaGoFast: why are you with Jane’s boyfriend?
HotBish: I stayed at her place last night and she’s meeting him for coffee so she dragged me along
HotBish: his siblings are here though, they’re nice
Aggae: I didn’t know Thor had siblings
HotBish: Yeah, Sylvie and Loki Odinson, the twins?
Aggae: REALLY?!!??!?!?!?!
Aggae: they’re related?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
HotBish: you thought there was more than one family with the last name Odinson?
Aggae: but they’re so different!???!?!
HotBish: I think they’re adopted
Aggae: huh
Aggae: I really did not know that
GottaGoFast: ha dumbass
Aggae: SHUT UP
Friday, September 26, 7:32 AM
“Frank, Claire and the Idiots”
MurMurDOCK: GOOD MORNING BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
MurMurDOCK: and Frank
FronkCassie: wow, ok
F_r_oggy: ROASTED
Karebear: don’t say roasted foggy you sound like an middle schooler
F_r_oggy: wow, I feel
F_r_oggy: roasted
Karebear: *facepalms*
FronkCassie: why am I friends with you people
dumpster_diver: no one else would take you, we were charitable
F_r_oggy: I regret it
MurMurDOCK: so is it just roast Frank hour or what
FronkCassie: YOU STARTED IT
MurMurDOCK: I didn’t say I disprove
FronkCassie: Matt can you pray for me to get better friends
MurMurDOCK: God can’t make impossible things happen
FronkCassie: HE BROUGHT PEOPLE BACK TO LIFE
MurMurDOCK: and so it was possible
FronkCassie: …
dumpster_diver: he has a point
FronkCassie: SHUT UP CLAIRE
F_r_oggy: Matt is weaponizing christianity in a good way
MurMurDOCK: you proud of me?
F_r_oggy: very <3
Karebear: first of ew
Karebear: second off, can Matt’s screen reader even read that heart
MurMurDOCK: that’s a HEART?!
F_r_oggy: mhm
MurMurDOCK: the reader just says less than three
F_r_oggy: the symbols make a heart, picture it
MurMurDOCK: I don’t remember what a less than sign looks like
F_r_oggy: well it’s a heart
MurMurDOCK: ok <3
F_r_oggy: I have taught you well
FronkCassie: ew, kill me now
dumpster_diver: gladly
FronkCassie: alright thanks, I’m at the coffee shop across from school
FronkCassie: Thor Odinson is here for some reason
FronkCassie: with a gaggle of goths and that girl that I think is his girlfriend
Karebear: “A gaggle of goths?”
FronkCassie: idk, three goth looking people
F_r_oggy: a bit more descriptive for our blind buddy
MurMurDOCK: yeah more description please :)
FronkCassie: OH so you know smiley faces but not hearts
MurMurDOCK: descriptions, Mr. Castle, I am blind and in need of assistance
FronkCassie: like hell you are
FronkCassie: i really don’t know, one of em is blonde, one has black hair and the other has brown, they’ve all got a uniform on but they have dark makeup and a goth vibe you know
MurMurDOCK: no I do not know
FronkCassie: oh leave me alone murdock
FronkCassie: the brown haired one is chugging a coffee like it’s a life saving potion.
Karebear: MOOD
F_r_oggy: OH YOU CAN SAY MOOD BUT I CAN’T SAY ROASTED
Karebear: yes
FronkCassie: y’all oh my god
dumpster_diver: ??
Karebear: ???
FronkCassie: the blonde one just fell out of their chair and pulled the black haired one down with them
MurMurDOCK: look at you using gender inclusive language
FronkCassie: thank you
Karebear: that’s hilarious
FronkCassie: some child just came out of the bathroom and sat by them
FronkCassie: it looks like the black and blonde haired ones
Karebear: ok stop referring to the child as an it
F_r_oggy: also maybe stop creepily watching our classmates
FronkCassie: good point
Friday, September 26, 7:36 AM
“E.T.E.R.N.A.L.S.”
GingerSprite: see, sleep is for losers
Siri: they groaned for a whole minute
kingoaway: I’m impressed
Gillie: do you feel prepared for your test?
GingerSprite: ehhh, fuck school my grades won’t matter when I’m in London
maksgirlboss: that’s the spirit!
MommaBojack: Sprite no
GingerSprite: SPRITE YES
Friday, September 26, 7:44 AM
“fuck you clint”
RobinHood: omgomgomg guys
CreepyCrawly: dude what
RobinHood: I HAVE HOT GOS
YaYaLeLe: oh please tell
KateKat: oh jesus
RobinHood: Kate likes Maya Lopez
CreepyCrawly: HOLY SHOOT THATS AMAZING
KateKat: I regret telling you
YaYaLeLe: oh you will
KateKat: I ALREADY DO
Friday, September 26, 7:57 AM
Stan Lee Private School Boarders, Room 326
Shang-Chi:
Katy drops her backpack on my lap. An “oof” escapes my throat. “The fuck do you have in here? Bricks?”
She responds with, “yes.”
Xialing giggles next to me and Katy leans over to kiss her cheek before sitting down in my desk chair. I fake a disgusted face and Xialing smacks my arm. Katy clears her throat pointedly. “So, how are we on persuading your brother to go to Homecoming?”
Xialing flops back on my bed dramatically. “He’s still being difficult.”
“He’s also right here,” I add. “I don’t wanna spend the whole night with you two dancing and shit.” Plus Soo’s gonna be out of town for Homecoming, so she’s out of the picture.
“Take it as an opportunity to make new friends,” Katy argues.
“Ew, no.”
“See? Difficult.” Xialing props her herself up on her elbows and gestures toward me. Her accent is still noticeable and she sounds like Mom.
I tell her that, which earns me a smack on the back of my head.
Friday, September 26, 8:02 AM
“The Defenders(DnD)”
JessJ: MATTHEW WHERE ARE YOU I HATE BEING ALONE IN CLASS
Rand05: I am literally sitting next to you
JessJ: there’s some weird hippie sitting next to me, I need you to scare him off
Rand05: oh fuck off
MurMurDOCK: I’m on my way!
LukeWhoop: there was a small commotion in the hallway, I think he tripped
MurMurDOCK: I dropped my cane and tripped over it
MurMurDOCK: because I’m an idiot(this is Foggy typing, hi guys)
JessJ: hello Foggy tell your boyfriend to hurry up and get over here the hippie keeps trying to talk to me
Rand05: he’s gonna punch you
LukeWhoop: you can get suspended for that
Rand05: worth it
JessJ: I can take Danny in a fight
MurMurDOCK: we know
MurMurDOCK: I just arrived and Foggy has informed me that they are having a cat fight
MurMurDOCK: I thought they were both humans, but apparently that’s what it’s called when you just swat at each other until something happens
Stan Lee Private School Room 204
Jessica:
I stop trying to smack Danny when the latest text from Matt delivers. I look up to see him in the doorway, saying goodbye to Foggy. He makes his way over slowly, trying hard not to trip over the backpacks on the ground. He sits at his seat next to me. There’s a small bruise forming on his jaw, from some recent fall, possibly his latest in the hall.
“You need to be more careful,” Danny says, half joking.
“Ok, you try not being able to see, tell me how easy it is,” Matt shoots back, laughing. He folds his cane up and hands it to me to keep track of.
“I think you should get a dog,” I say.
“I don’t need a dog.” Matt groans. I've told him this a lot. “Plus we don’t have the money for it.” He digs his massive braille copy of our science textbook out of his bag and plops it on the lab table.
“I could pay for it,” Danny playfully offers.
“Please don’t buy me a dog.” Matt’s face scrunches up.
“Fine.” Danny rolls his eyes.
“Oh no, he’s rolling his eyes at you, Matty,” I inform him.
He fakes being offended. “Danny being rude? Wow, I can’t believe it.”
“Shut up.”
Friday, September 26, 12:02 PM
Stan Lee Private School Courtyard
Thena:
“I'm just saying, if Sprite fails school, they won’t be able to get a student visa for England,” Sersi is saying as Gilgamesh and I walk over to our usual lunch place in the courtyard. She sitting on a bench, while Makkari is sitting with her back leaning against the brick wall, Druig’s head in her lap. His hands are rapidly signing Sersi’s words.
“I got a student visa, and I certainly wasn’t a straight-a student,” Druig argues, mouth half full of food. “It’s just one test, Sprite’ll be fine.”
Sersi glares at him and shoves a forkful of papery school salad in her mouth. Gil and I sit on the bench across from her. “It’s early in the year,” I say. “Don’t worry about it too much.”
“I am not worrying.”
“Sure seems like worrying to me,” Makkari signs. Sersi huffs. Sprite comes bounding over with Kingo, Ikaris and Phastos close behind.
“How was your test?” Gil asks Sprite.
They groan. “I knew the answers. I did fine.” They kick Druig in the shin. “If you eat while laying down, you're gonna choke.”
He rolls his eyes and flips them off. They sit in front of Sersi, leaning against her legs. Once everyone is settled, Phastos asks, “how did you get into Sersi’s room?”
“The door,” Sprite deadpans, poking their absolutely not real meat chicken nuggets with their fork.
“No shit. But how did you not get caught?”
“News flash, the dorm guards still don’t care where you sleep, as long as you swipe your card at the door.” Druig sits up just enough to shove a whole nugget in his mouth before laying back down.
It’s true. Every night, boarding students swipe their id cards near the front door to check in for nightly attendance. There are security guards that are supposed to go around and check all the rooms if they’re locked and someone’s in it, but most of the time, if you get up from a glass of water, you’ll find one sleeping on the common room couch.
“Ok, ok.” Phastos holds his hands up. We used to pile into someone’s room- usually Ajak’s- every Friday night, but that tradition stopped after I went to the hospital and Ajak graduated. They’ve “upped security” since then, but that just means more guards sleeping on the couches. “But, pushing the rules doesn’t lead to great places.”
“Hm, ok,” Sprite says, unphased.
Phastos sighs dramatically but gives up.
Friday, September 26, 12:06 PM
Stan Lee Private School Library
Foggy:
Matt d&d friends have always been weird, so weird they joined Matt, Karen, Claire, Frank and me in the library for lunch. It’s nearly impossible to navigate the lunchroom or the courtyard with full sight, much less being autistic and blind, so it’s less of a hassle to eat up here. They’ve all got different excuses for joining us. Jessica says she doesn’t like the lunchroom either, while Danny says it’s an excuse to not have to walk as much from his last class. Luke pretends he got unwillingly dragged into this.(lies, they enjoy our friendship)
Jessica is sitting sideways in her chair with her back against Luke’s arm and her legs in Danny’s lap. “I do not understand people,” she says dramatically.
Matt laughs next to me. “Tell me about it.”
“Like if I’m in the hallway doing homework how does that show, ‘I wanna be harassed?’” She groans.
“Ew.” Matt’s face does the little scrunch thing it does when he’s just about ready to beat someone up.
“The only reason I didn’t kick his ass right there was because I really don’t wanna get suspended again.” She takes a handful of Danny’s salt and vinegar chips out of his bag, earning her a smack to the ankle.
Claire chokes on her water. “Again?!”
“Jess look like a model student to you?” Luke asks, laughing.
“Not exactly.”
“Ok, rude,” Jessica scoffs.
“What did you get suspended for?” Karen asks.
“I've gotten in a few fights in my day, young Karen.”
“We’re the same age.”
“Hush.” Jessica waves her comment off.
“I think I might even be older than you.”
“Hush.”
“I don’t like you guys,” Frank says, probably only half joking.
“Yep, you love us,” Matt deadpans.
“I absolutely do not.”
“I’m starting to doubt that. You’ve made no efforts to make new friends.” Claire leans back in her chair and drums her fingers on the table.
“Oh, so you know what I’m doing every second of every day?”
“Yes.”
“That’s not creepy.”
“Maybe you should change your name. Maybe it’s the fact that ‘Frank Castle’ sounds like a fake undercover cop name,” Danny interjects.
“Oh my God, are you an undercover cop?!” Jessica fake gasps. “If I ask you if you're a cop you have to tell me.”
“I don't think that's even true.”
“‘S what they say in movies.” She shrugs.
“He’s deflecting the question,” Matt says.
Luke rolls his eyes playfully. “Frank is very anti-cop from what I’ve known of him.”
“Could be a diversion. To throw us off,” I add.
“You’ve met my parents! And my sister! You’ve known me since eighth grade.” Frank throws his hands up.
“Quite a deep cover.” Danny shoves a handful of chips in his mouth.
“Ew, there are crumbs on my ankles now.” Jessica swats at said crumbs.
“Then move your ankles.”
“No.”
“Then stop complaining.”
“Haven’t you taken rich asshole etiquette classes? You should eat chips properly.”
“There is no way to eat chips properly.”
“Yes there is; not the way you did it.”
He flips her off.
Friday, September 26, 1:12 PM
Stan Lee Private School Room 207
Kate:
“Did you know I’m moving into the boarders?” Yelena says out of nowhere.
I look up from my paper. “No, I did not. I thought your family had an apartment.”
“They raised our rent and my parents have some work around the world and in Russia and stuff. So, yeah, boarders.” She leans on the desk more and flicks her pencil so it rolls and lands in the little indent at the edge of the desk.
“Well, at least you won’t have to commute to school.”
“True.” She grabs the pencil and flicks it again.
“Sometimes I wish I was at the boarders. Then I wouldn’t have to see my mom manipulating a perfectly decent person,” I huff.
“You call him Jack-Ass.”
“Yes, but he’s not like an actual jackass, it’s just a pun. I actually kinda like him, but I’m sure my moms manipulating him somehow.”
“Uh huh,” Yelena hums.
Maya comes back to the table from the bathroom and Yelena kicks me in the shin. I kick her back before signing, “Yelena’s moving to the boarders” to Maya.
She signs, “good or bad?”
After my translation, Yelena just shrugs and looks back at her paper.
Friday, September 26, 3:32 PM
“Lee Disabled Students Union and Allies”
F_r_oggy: welcome back to, what did Matt do that was dumb today
F_r_oggy: I am your host, Foggy Nelson, here to tell you he tripped over his cane instead of crouching down to grab it
MurMurDOCK: STOP EXPOSING ME
F_r_oggy: with love, no
MurMurDOCK: you are so mean
drusgirlboss: Matt, buddy…
MurMurDOCK: I can’t see!
F_r_oggy: I was right fucking next to you
MurMurDOCK: SHUT UP
MayLo: you dropped it and kept walking?
MurMurDOCK: possibly
MayLo: Matt…
RobinHood: sir…
MurMurDOCK: YOU FORGOT YOUR HEARING AIDS LIKE SIX DAYS IN A ROW
RobinHood: hearings for losers
MayLo: PREACH
drusgirlboss: mhm
Nebs: oh buddy
Nebs: six days in a row
RobinHood: hearing is for losers
Buck_et_boi: two hands are for losers
Nebs: ayyyy
MurMurDOCK: mental stability is for losers
F_r_oggy: Matty no
Friday, September 26, 3:47 PM
“(Wo)Men want us, God(s) fear(s) us”
SnekBi1: I am bored someone talk to meh
SnekBi2: no
RavRen: you have three siblings
SnekBi1: fuck my siblings
SnekBi2: alright uncalled for
MmmWow: I’d talk but I’m working
SnekBi1: damn
FindingCasey: talk
SnekBi1: helpful case
FindingCasey: sorry
SnekBi2: I’m coming upstairs to talk to you
SnekBi1: WAIT NO THIS ISNT WHAT I WANTED
SnekBi2: there’s no escape
Friday, September 26, 4:32 AM
“The Defenders(DnD)”
JessJ: can I throw danny out a window
MurMurDOCK: yes
LukeWhoop: no you cannot
Rand05: WHAT DID I DO
MurMurDOCK: (this time)
JessJ: I’m just feeling violent
Rand05: WHY ME
JessJ: because you’re you
LukeWhoop: if you throw Danny out a window Colleen will come after you
JessJ: nvm she has big knives
Rand05: HA
MurMurDOCK: “big knives” you mean swords?
JessJ: shut up
CallLean changed their named to bigknives.
JessJ: I literally forgot you were here
bigknives: I am literally your dm
JessJ: you never text on here
bigknives: because I have better things to do
bigknives: like practice with my big knives
JessJ: I hate you all
LukeWhoop: mhm sure
fightme: I hate you guys
JessJ: we know
MurMurDOCK: ELLIE!! HI!!!
MurMurDOCK: Even me?
fightme: ok not you
MurMurDOCK: woooooo
Friday, September 26, 4:23 PM
“Lee Private School High School Boarders”
WitchyBitch added YaYaLeLe and CreepyCrawly
WitchyBitch: everyone say hi to Yelena and Natasha, they’re moving tomorrow
YaYaLeLe: sup
CreepyCrawly: Hi
MoonBoys: hiya
TheViz: hello!
drusgirlboss: Hi! This is Makkari Lovatt, btw, she/her
SpriteGinger: MORE PEOPLE?!
drusgirlboss: that’s Sprite Thomas, they/them
Siri: Sersi Thomas, she/her
TheViz: oh, yeah, I use any pronouns.
CreepyCrawly: Cool! We both use she/her
MoonBoys: We are literally multiple people so who knows
YaYaLeLe: huh
MoonBoys: I have DID
YaYaLeLe: oh, ok
MoonBoys: but this is Steven, he/him
wotrthose: STEVEN OH MY GOD I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE BOOK MY BABA SENT ME
MoonBoys: should I meet you in your room?
wotrthose: YES GET OVER HERE
WitchyBitch: that was Shuri, she uses any pronouns
HotelKatyfornia: CAN EITHER OF YOU JOIN THE UNITED QUEER RESIDENTS
HotelKatyfornia: Katy, she/her
CreepyCrawly: yes, I’m a lesbian
YaYaLeLe: I’m aroace
HotelKatyfornia: YES BABE WE GOT MORE
Xia_Bling: wooooo, Xialing, she/they btw
Shaun_Chi: TAKE THAT DAD, Shaun/Shang-Chi, he/him
Ikky: uh, hi, I’m Ikaris
maksgirlboss: Hello, Druig Sheridan, he/him
YaYaLeLe: … why are you called that
maksgirlboss: my parents named me it
YaYaLeLe: I meant your username
kingoaway: don’t question it
kingoaway: Kingo Raj, he/him
YaYaLeLe: ok…
yourqueen: Thena, she/her
HotBish: N’Yellow, this is Darcy Lewis, she/her
GottaGoFast: Pietro Maximoff, he/him or they/them, or neos if you want
WitchyBitch: I have program tomorrow so is there anyone who can show Nat and Yelena around when they get in?
drusgirlboss: Druig and I can
maksgirlboss: can we
drusgirlboss: yes
WitchyBitch: awesome!