Stan Lee Private School

Wednesday, September 24, 4:34 PM 

“Odinson Siblings”

SnekBi1: Everyone shut up

SentToHel_a: no one said anything

SnekBi1: Still shhhh

SentToHel_a: no

SnekBi1: ANYWAY

SnekBi1: Anything you wanna tell us Sylvie?

SnekBi2: You told everyone to shut up

SnekBi1: To give you the floor

KidLo: Wtf is happening right now

SnekBi2: Loki is being weird that’s what’s happening

SnekBi1: You absolutely know what I’m talking about. Tell us

SnekBi2: DID SHE TELL YOU?!?

SnekBi1: She told Mobius and he told me

SnekBi1: But frankly, I’m VERY offended you didn’t tell *me* your *twin*

SnekBi2: I WAS GONNA TELL U

Thor003: Ok what is going on

SnekBi1: SYLVIE HAS A DAAAAATE

SnekBi2: SHUT UP

Thor003: OOH with who?!?

SnekBi2: B Hunter

SentToHel_a: HOLY SHIT

SentToHel_a: Idk who that is

KidLo: Did she ask you out or did you

SnekBi2: I asked her out

KidLo: Why do I doubt that

Thor003: Oh wow that’s mean

SnekBi1: Honestly Lou, so do I

SnekBi2: WHAT THE FUCK

Thursday, September 25, 7:39 AM

“Magic and Science Bitches”

WitchyBitch: everyone say, program should be in the afternooooooooonnn

MagicMan: program should be in the afternooooooooonnn

WitchyBitch: I miss sleep

Aggae: You can nap during math, I’ll cover for ya

WitchyBitch: thanks

WitchyBitch: but like, insomnia too

Aggae: oof

TheViz: I advise sleeping during lunch, not maths

WitchyBitch: I advise that lunch is fun and math(s) is boring

HotBish: I like math

MagicMan: no you don’t you like that you’re in it with Jane

HotBish: yeah true

HotBish: do you like math, Mr. All-Honors-And-AP?

MagicMan: oh hell no

Aggae: I bet Vis likes math

TheViz: I feel targeted

Aggae: good

Mon_R05: wow, harsh

HotBish: MONICA!!!

Mon_R05: hi :)

HotBish: you never text on here!

GottaGoFast: GET A ROOM

Mon_R05: And this is why

HotBish: Pietro, shhhh

GottaGoFast: never

WitchyBitch: I just got back to the boarders, I’ll ask for duct tape

GottaGoFast: AHH WAIT NO

MagicMan: GET HIM WANDA

Thursday, September 25, 7:40 AM

“Free Shavaca Do”

Spideryboyo: welcome to ‘living with Harry’

Spideryboyo: Episode one:

Spideryboyo: his alarm is set to Never Gonna Give You Up

Wotrthose: marry him

Spideryboyo: I wish

HarryOz: I’m on the groupchat, btw

Spideryboyo: because you have lots of money and stuff and if you died I would get it

Wotrthose: smooth

HarryOz: oh uh, ok

HarryOz: my dad hates me tho, so idk how much money I’ve got nowadays

Spideryboyo: we don’t know that for sure…

HarryOz: thanks Pete, but I think the “don’t show your face in my house again” proved it

Spideryboyo: no I meant the money

Spideryboyo: like, has he had time to change his will? Probably not. So if he died right now, you’d still get it

HarryOz: are you suggesting we kill my father

Spideryboyo: possibly

DarthNed: WHAT NO WE ARE NOT KILLING HARRY'S DAD

Spideryboyo: awww

Wotrthose: I have diplomatic immunity! I could do it

Spideryboyo: does that count for murder?

Wotrthose: only one way to find out

DarthNed: YEAH GOOGLE NOT MURDERING

G_when: y’all are embarrassing

DarthNed: you love us :)

G_when: eh

DarthNed: rude

PigeonReader: yo, I still work for Mr. Osborn, I can get y’all in

Spideryboyo: oooh yes

Wotrthose: you’re quitting tomorrow because “I don’t wanna work for a homophobic asshole”

PigeonReader: yes, but I would wait if we were gonna kill him

HarryOz: so, MJ lets us in and Shuri and I set his office on fire?

G_when: WAIT I WANNA SET HIS OFFICE ON FIRE

DarthNed: I AM NOT IMPLICATED IN THIS IF THE POLICE CHECK THIS CHAT

HarryOz: fine, we won’t kill my dad

HarryOz: but only because then I would have to run the company or some shit

Spideryboyo: sounds like him

HarryOz: :|

G_when: harry, peter, I know you can hear me knocking.

Spideryboyo: give us a second!

DarthNed: I’m kinda glad I live far enough away from all of you to not walk together

PigeonReader: wow ok, rude

G_when: got the bisexual dumbasses, going to the smart bisexual’s

HarryOz: I will fight you

Wotrthose: is that why you’re texting someone your standing next to

PigeonReader: wait, I’m the smart bi?

Wotrthose: duh <3

PigeonReader: awww

G_when: wait, what am I

Wotrthose: a simp

G_when: WTF

G_when: you’re not wrong 

Thursday, September 25, 8:00 AM

Stan Lee Private School Hallway

Peter:

“Who taught you how to tie a tie?” MJ asks, adjusting the tie of Shuri’s uniform. She’s had to do this almost every day.

“We don’t have ties like this in my country, you know,” Shuri groans, but it’s all in teasing. She clearly has no problem with MJ being this close. It’s not fully a lie, Wakanda doesn’t have ties in their normal attire, but her brother has no issues tying his, because he’s worn suits to UN conferences and shit before. Shuri has also been here for three and a half months, so honestly she should have learned by now.

“I do know. It’s obvious,” MJ says, with a smile on her face. She steps back and admires her work. “There. Presentable.”  Shuri kisses her cheek, which makes her blush. (Shuri and MJ have been dating for three weeks and honestly, it’s both adorable and annoying whenever they’re both around).

“Okay, MJ, come on, let’s get to Human Geo. We’re gonna be late.” Gwen tugs the other girl’s arm and drags her down the hall. MJ blows Shuri a kiss.

Shuri huffs and spins on her heels. “Off to learn a language I already know!” She says sarcastically. The school has a graduation requirement of two years of a foreign language. Shuri is already trilingual(English, Xhosa and Latin), but she still has to take a class for credit. She doesn’t want to learn a whole other language, so she convinced the teachers to just let her put ELL on her transcript. Usually she just sits in the back and reads, or codes, and takes the tests when they come up. She disappears down the hallway. 

Harry and I have first period together, which is great in the idea of it, but not awesome for bisexual panic. We walk side by side until we reach our math class. We’re in Advanced Math(Geometry when we should be in Algebra), so the class is filled with Sophomores and a few freshmen. Darcy Lewis, a sophomore, sits directly across from us at our table. She’s furiously scribbling in her notebook. She acknowledges us with a slight raise of her hand when we sit down. Jane Foster, also a sophomore, who sits next to her and from what I gather is a good friend of hers, leans over to look at her notebook. “That’s illegible.”

“It’s not for you, it’s for me,” Darcy shoots back.

“Uh huh,” Jane says. She takes a long sip of her Starbucks coffee. “Well, you’ll be studying off my notebook in a week.”

“Hey!” Darcy looks up, offended. Then, she cocks head slightly and then moves it back. “Yeah, true.”

Jane rolls her eyes and gestures toward the other girl, looking at us. Harry shrugs. Then, the bell rings and class starts, causing Darcy to slam her notebook closed and shove it in her backpack.

Thursday, September 25, 11:56 AM

Stan Lee Private School Lunchroom

Bucky:

Sam drops his lunch bag on the table and then slams his face on it. “You alright there, Sammy?” I ask.

He groans. “Is there an ethical way to kill John Walker?”

“Sadly, no,” Nat pats his head. “You’re gonna squish your sandwich.” 

He raises his head dramatically and gasps. “Not my sandwich!” He pulls said sandwich out of his bag. It’s practically unharmed. He makes a “hm” sound as he starts to unwrap it.

“‘Tasha and I could kill him. They’d never find the body.” I elbow him.

“True.” Nat nods. She shoves a forkful of school pasta in her mouth.

“How about we don’t kill anyone?” Steve says, pointing his fork between us.

“Lame,” Nat and I say at the same time. Steve facepalms and sighs while Sam laughs.

Nat starts whispering a murder plan to me in Russian (my adoptive parents speak Russian, so I learned it for them), which Steve figures out in recorded time. “Hey, quit it! What did he do this time, Sam?”

“He said the r slur four times in one class. It’s like a fucking record,” Sam says, before taking a bite out of his sandwich.

Steve and I groan, while Nat yanks her notebook out of her bag and flips it open to the “times I or others have heard the r slur in school” page. It’s already got two hundred tally marks from the last few years. She marks four more on the page before dropping it back in her bag.

“What did I miss?” Sharon asks, pulling a chair from another table over. She was getting lunch, which either takes two minutes or two hours. No in between.

“We’re doing a murder thing,” I tell her.

“No, no we are not doing a murder thing,” Steve puts his hand up.

Sharon frowns, “but why not?”

Peggy, who was close behind, dragging a chair next to Nat, immediately responds with, “because I’ll tell your mom.” Sharon looks panicked for a second before taking a large swig of her water bottle. Sharon and Peggy always say their cousins, but Peggy’s big sister had Sharon when she was sixteen, a year after Peggy was born, so she’s technically her niece. Cousins is just easier. They act more like cousins anyway. “That’s what I thought.”

Thursday, September 25, 3:12 PM

“Asians Of Chaos”

Shaun_Chi: Anyone gonna save me from third wheeling my sister and best friend

HotelKatyfornia: no <3

MagicMan: I know how you feel buddy.

MagicMan: I am a massive 3rd wheel to Monica and Darcy

Shaun_Chi: Yeah, but you have a boyfriend!

MagicMan: true

HotelKatyfornia: ouch

Shaun_Chi sent photo: *insert photo of Xialing and Katy cuddling*

MagicMan: aww cute

HotelKatyfornia sent photo: *insert photo of Shang-Chi*

Xia_Bling: awww, a nerd

Shaun_Chi: WOW RUDE

HotelKatyfornia: ha nice

Thursday, September 25, 4:02 PM

Odinson Family Estate

Sylvie: 

Brothers are the worst. I wish Hela was still here so I wasn’t outnumbered. Yes, Loki isn’t a boy. But he’s comfortable with the term brother, so they’re getting added to the pile. Hela would have knocked on our door before stealing our PS4 and playing fucking Battlefront while I’m working on homework, at least.

Loki, Louis and Thor are yelling, but I’m attempting to drown it out. And not succeeding. They’re doing some kind of tournament or whatever because the game only has two players or something. I’m not exactly paying attention. Thor and Louis are battling as Darth Maul and Finn, something that is impossible in the actual world of Star Wars. I text the “(Wo)Men want us, God(s) fear(s) us” group chat I’m on. Just to annoy Loki.

SnekBi2 sent a photo: *insert photo of the game*

SnekBi2: please save me. I wanna do my homework

MmmWow: that can’t be that horrible

SnekBi2 sent an audio recording.

MmmWow: nevermind

SnekBi1: GET YOUR OWN ROOM

RavRen: yeah, don’t y’all have like a hundred bedrooms, yet you two share?

SnekBi2: do you really want that, Loki?

SnekBi1: hm, no, not really

SnekBi2: exactly

FindingCasey: what is happening

SnekBi2: siblings. That’s what.

FindingCasey: ah

RavRen: what homework do you have, Syl?

SnekBi2: Math, my least favorite.

RavRen: and the one class I can’t help with

SnekBi2: you can’t help with anything else, so I’m not surprised

RavRen: eXcUsE mE?!

MmmWow: actually, she can make pretty good waffles

RavRen: thank you Mobi

SnekBi2: make me waffles then

RavRen: I’ll make everyone waffles!

B_15: really?!

RavRen: yeah, why not

FindingCasey: when?

RavRen: whenever

SnekBi1: helpful

MmmWow: anyone have plans for dinner tonight?

SnekBi2: nope, Dad’s on a trip and Mom doesn’t like family dinners without him

B_15: I have no idea

C_20: our parents are out tonight, B

B_15: then nope!

FindingCasey: to eat

MmmWow: Ravonna’s waffles?

FindingCasey: that’s food, so yes

RavRen: yep, I’m good with tonight. Where?

C_20: I vote Loki and Sylvies! They have the best house.

SnekBi2: uh…

RavRen: OOH can I please cook in your kitchen

SnekBi1: sure, Sylv can check ingredients for you

SnekBi1: also ask Mom

SnekBi2: WHY ME?

SnekBi1: because it’s almost my turn to beat Thor in battlefront

SnekBi2: ugh fineeeeee

RavRen: nice, sending the ingredients list now

MmmWow: I’ll drive everyone over!

SnekBi1: also, Ravonna, you may have to also serve an annoying 12 year old and and himbo jock

RavRen: ugh fine. I’ll cook for Louis, but Thor get the extras

SnekBi2: oh he’ll love that

Thursday, September 25, 4:21 PM

“Magic and Science Bitches”

WitchyBitch: yo there’s this person in program, they go to Lee, can I add them?

Aggae: depends, are they a magic or science bitch?

Aggae: also, are they a hetero? Idk if we want them if they are

WitchyBitch: believe it or not, they’re a gay magic AND science bitch

HotBish: WHO IS THIS PERFECT PERSON

MagicMan: I’m offended

HotBish: you’re only one off from him don’t worry

WitchyBitch: they’re name is Stephen

TheViz: Stephen…?

WitchyBitch: strange

TheViz: oh, Tony’s partner?

WitchyBitch: yeah!

TheViz: Add them

GottaGoFast: wait, back up, Tony has a partner?

TheViz: yes

GottaGoFast: hm, he still sucks

WitchyBitch: duh

WitchyBitch added DrWeirdo

DrWeirdo: uh, hi

WitchyBitch: gay magic bitches and gay science bitches, this is Stephen

DrWeirdo: okay, so who is on here?

TheViz: Theo Vision, any pronouns 

Aggae: Agatha Harkness, she/they

GottaGoFast: Pietro Maximoff, he or they

HotBish: Darcy Lewis, she/her, I’m so very pleased to meet you

MagicMan: Jimmy Woo, he/him. uh, who broke Darce

MonR05: Monica Rambeau, she/her, she made a bet with Jane. If she’s nice to the next person she meets, she get 50 bucks

DrWeirdo: 50 bucks for being nice?

GottaGoFast: Darcy’s… like that.

MonR05: ok, sent a screenshot to Jane, you’re good

HotBish: PHEW GREAT

HotBish: Stephen, you are dating Tony Stark of all people. Like really?

DrWeirdo: um, yes…

TheViz: we have a strange relationship with Tony

DrWeirdo: meaning…?

MonR05: we say we hate him, but we’re actually chill with him. Goes both ways.

DrWeirdo: okay then

MagicMan: will anyone watch Saw with me?

HotBish: Jimmy no-

MonR05: Jimmy you hate horror

MagicMan: I’m dipping my toes in

WitchyBitch: TRUST ME JIMMY

WitchyBitch: Saw is not the place to start. We’re watching A Quiet Place as a fundraiser tomorrow, you should come. That’s a good place to start

Aggae: fundraiser? 

WitchyBitch: for program

DrWeirdo: admissions 10 dollars, snacks are 5, water’s 1, soda’s 3

HotBish: I CAN USE THE MONEY I GOT FROM JANE

DrWeirdo: she actually gave you 50 bucks?!

HotBish: yep!

DrWeirdo: who is this Jane and how do I make bets with her

Thursday, September 25, 4:35 PM

“E.T.E.R.N.A.L.S.”

maksgirlboss: hanging out with the girly, you single fuckers could never relate

Siri: I’m literally in a relationship 

Fabstos: ok first, rude, second, yeah I am too

maksgirlboss: ok but like no one else is

Ikky: I’m quite offended actually

maksgirlboss: and I don’t care how you feel

drusgirlboss: love lets not be mean to the guy who got dumped for someone who isn’t real 

Siri: DANE IS REAL

Ikky: hey!

GingerSprite: yeah, somehow, he is real. I’ve met him

Siri: thank you Sprite

drusgirlboss: hm surprising

yourqueen: I’m slightly surprised as well

Siri: THENA

gillie: uhhh

gillie: Druig, you're wrong…

maksgirlboss: hm?

yourqueen: Gil and I are together

maksgirlboss: OMG REALLY

kingoaway: I KNEW IT

MommaBojack: Called it, years ago

gillie: what’s that supposed to mean

MommaBojack: when Thena was in the hospital, you called her about eighty times more than the rest of us

gillie: yes I did do that

drusgirlboss: that’s so sweet

maksgirlboss: yeah, that is

maksgirlboss: so now Ikaris, Kingo and Ajack are the only single ones, how sad

GingerSprite: what about me?!

maksgirlboss: you are a child

GingerSprite: I’m fourteen!

Siri: no partners until you are sixteen!

GingerSprite: You dated Ikaris when you were fifteen!

Siri: and that was a mistake

Ikky: okay, rude

Siri: sorry

drusgirlboss: get wrecked

Fabstos: please never say that again

drusgirlboss: get wrecked Phastos

Fabstos: I hate all of you

GingerSprite: you love usss

Fabstos: I sure hope not

maksgirlboss: oooh he’s unsure

Fabstos: stfu

kingoaway: confirmed, Phastos loves us

yourqueen: aww, we love you too!

Fabstos: ugh

Fabstos: only because y’all are my only friends

GingerSprite: ooh, that must be sad

Fabstos: we are your only friends and we won’t even be here next year.

GingerSprite: I don’t need friends, they disappoint me

Siri: they cried when I was filling out applications

GingerSprite: SHUT UP SERSI

drusgirlboss: aww that’s so sweet!

GingerSprite: shut up! I’m sad about my sister leaving. I don’t care about the rest of you

Ikky: uh huh, sure. You totally weren’t bawling when Ajack left

GingerSprite: Ajack is actually fun! And you were too

Ikky: she’s my sister

GingerSprite: touche

MommaBojack: aww, thanks Sprite

GingerSprite: Also, I have other friends

kingoaway: yeah sure, who?

GingerSprite: they’re online friends.

kingoaway: mhm sure

Siri: Sprite, you cried even though I’m probably taking you with me when I go

GingerSprite: Sersi I will cut you

Siri: no you won’t

Thursday, September 25, 5:24 PM

“MERICA”

CreepyCrawly: Having a little sister is the most wonderful thing in the world

Rogers18: I can’t tell if that’s sarcasm

CreepyCrawly: it isn’t

ShayShay: REALLY?!

CreepyCrawly: she just punched a homophobe in the face

Buck_et_Boi: why were you near a homophobe

CreepyCrawly: Russian family members

Buck_et_Boi: oooh, I know the feeling

FlyBoy: good on her honestly

CreepyCrawly: Yeah, my mom’s cousin was visiting and he called me a d slur

CreepyCrawly: right next my parents might I add

CreepyCrawly: So Yel just clocked him and my parents ushered him out

Buck_et_Boi: nice

Peggy12: Yelena is a badass

CreepyCrawly: she takes after her big sister

Peggy12: she’s the one who clocked him

CreepyCrawly: I was a little stunned from being called a slur thank you very much

ShayShay: pffff

Peggy12: I guessssss

Buck_et_Boi: my sister would never

Buck_et_Boi: she’d stab ‘em

Rogers18: oh definitely absolutely

ShayShay: yeah, I’m scared of Becky

Peggy12: we all are

Buck_et_Boi: understandable.

Rogers18: UH HUH

Thursday, September 25, 11:21 PM

“Free Shavaca Do”

Spideryboyo: Harry just forgot what ramen is called

HarryOz: shhhhh

wotrthose: ?? Even I know that

HarryOz: listen I didn’t grow up eating cheap(delicious) noodles ok

wotrthose: Neither did I and I grew up in a different country

wotrthose: Ramen is also not only the 99 cent kind

HarryOz: my dad’s kinda racist he doesn’t like food from other countries

wotrthose: oh he’d hate me then

G_when: did you just call yourself food

wotrthose: yes

HarryOz: there are so many reasons he would hate you

PigeonReader: #proudgirlfriend 

G_when: oooh, for what reasons would your dad hate me?!

HarryOz: your butch lesbianism might do it

G_when: nice

HarryOz: which is why he hates Peter

wotrthose: PFFFfffff

Spideryboyo: yes, I remember Aunt May punching he after he said something at a pta meeting

DarthNed: he came to a pta meeting?

HarryOz: it focused on budget

DarthNed: ah

G_when: wait would your dad approve if you dated Pete because he doesn’t believe in trans people

Spideryboyo: gwen!

HarryOz: hm, maybe

wotrthose: HA

Spideryboyo: hm

wotrthose: y'all know how my mom doesn’t speak English

DarthNed: yes…?

wotrthose: T’Challa and I have been swearing in English cause we know she can’t tell

wotrthose: but apparently, she learned English swears so now we’re in trouble

Spideryboyo: oh no. I’m scared of your mom

wotrthose: me too.