Chapter 12
avengers or whatever --- 8:39 AM
boy: did we ever find out what happened w the glitter n peppermint
BruceBanner: not really, we can't figure out who would have done it or how they would get into your rooms.
boy: irl plothole
boy: this season of life is disappointing
bucket: how do you have the most profound professionals in engineering and technology and can't figure out who put that crap in their rooms
bucket: how
motherhen: So feisty for no reason, terminator.
spangled: It didn't really cause any harm because Peter's more man than spider, but Sam's room is destroyed.
bird shit: my wall..
boy: lol no I'm not
spangled: What.
motherhen: So you're just not concerned someone got into their rooms without being detected?
spangled: Well, obviously, I'm worried. I'm just not too concerned with it being a person we don't know.
Nat: Could have also told FRIDAY to remove them from the footage you were reviewing
motherhen: See, I would think it'd just be a premature prank war had it just been in Sam's room, but Peter’s never been in one and that peppermint could have gotten him legitimately sick.
boy: i hate lemons too hehe
Nat: He hissed at the lavender soap I bought while grocery shopping
boy: lies and slander
bird shit: guys my wall..
bucket: shut up about your stupid wall or i swear to GOD im feeding it to you for dinner.
bird shit: OKAY
spangled: Or, someone could have just not have known. Not many of us really do know Peter well, and I'd say previously, you were the only one who knew about his allergies to certain things.
spangled: Yes, of course, we knew he hated it, we've heard him mention it loudly many times.
boy: my official title is sir mega complainer B)
spangled: But given that this was most likely someone we know, it could have just been a misunderstanding.
pepper!!: doesn't change the fact that it happened though, and no one's confessing, so that makes me think otherwise
pepper!!: and Loki doesn't even come out of his room whatsoever and only God knows where Strange is, and they're the only two besides me, Tony, Peter and Rhodey who have access to Peter's room
boy: man im grabbing the popcorn
boy: i lied this seasons getting good
flintstone gummy: hey does anyone have access to my room either through their keycard besides you know, the obvious?
flintstone gummy: [video]
(It's a video surveying his room from his doorway, and the entire place is covered in feathers and honey. Everything, even the walls, are dripping with honey, and feathers line every piece of furniture. The camera turns around, to a very distraught Clint with honey dripping down his face. He just frowns at the camera as the video ends.)
BruceBanner: oh my god
boy: nooo he's so sad
bucket: i shouldn't laugh but i am
scotty doesnt know: [video]
(It's a video of his room in a similar state. He steps over certain piles of feathers to his nightstand, where a framed photo of himself and Cassie is covered in honey. He wipes honey off the glass, before he turns the camera around like Clint had done, and he is squinting. He says: "Which one of you did this?")
scotty doesnt know: my picture :(
boy: OKAY WHOS DOING THIS
bucket: THEY GOT SCOTT
flintstone gummy: NO IM SO SORRY
Nat: Who would have done it? Who has the resources for something like that?
motherhen: What the fuck
spangled: Does anyone ever bring in any non-Avengers into the tower?
boy: i bring in ned and MJ but we're messing up dad's lab the entire time and the cameras show that
BruceBanner: confirmed
scotty doesnt know: cassie but she cant even open a coke can without my help and the honey and feathers were on the ceilings so it can't be her
BruceBanner: also confirmed
motherhen: I'm getting actual sick of this what the fuck
Nat: Any new enemies and/or other people you're not on good terms with?
boy: no maam cause dad's watching their every move so
motherhen: Oh I can confirm this one!
motherhen: Confirmed.
BruceBanner: you're an idiot
pepper!!: confirmed.
boy: HAHAHA
motherhen: You're grounded.
we on da rhode again: unconfirmed
boy: uncle rhodey i love u
we on da rhode again: 😎
spangled: Are we getting back on track any time soon?
boy: we have no leads bro
boy: what do u want us to do
boy: gossip?
bucket: OMG OKAY SO
bucket: LAST NIGHT I HEARD BECKY STARTED DATING THAT ONE DUDE
flintstone gummy: OH MY GOD REALLY
boy: NO WAY
bucket: AND THEYRE APPARENTLY GETTING ON REALLY WELL
flintstone gummy: WHAT DOES HER EX THINK
bucket: HE WAS THERE WHILE SHE WAS TALKING
boy: GASPPPP
flintstone gummy: GASP
motherhen: Jesus Christ
scotty doesnt know: fake drama is what keeps me alive
boy: same that was fun
pepper!!: sooner or later we'll walk in on those three having a tea party
bucket: bold of you to assume we haven't already had one
scotty doesnt know: and i wasn't invited??
boy: sorry you weren't home
scotty doesnt know: cries
flintstone gummy: rip
BruceBanner: tony what do you think we should do?
motherhen: I'm guessing our best bet is to wait
BruceBanner: that's what i was thinking because i checked the cameras and looked over everything and i couldn't find anything
spangled: Will someone have to keep vigil then?
spangled: Throughout the night, I mean
BruceBanner: no, it only happens when someone's away.
BruceBanner: we'll probably only have to do that when someone's left their room unattended
motherhen: And everyone's here currently, so I think we're fine for now
boy: what happens when i go to school
motherhen: We either set up a camera or have someone just chill in your room until you get back
BruceBanner: well, he's left his room since the peppermint incident and nothing's happened.
BruceBanner: sam, too, so i think that it's probably a one time thing
spangled: And that would imply the rest of us are next.
Nat: Any of you fuckers touch my room I swear to God I'll bury you in the backyard
bucket: we literally just said it wasn't any of us
Nat: I know
Nat: It's not a threat it's a warning
motherhen: Noted
scotty doesnt know: women scare me
pepper!!: rawr
boy: HE JUST JUMPED
bucket: AHAHAHAH
BruceBanner: that's the plan, then? To stay vigil when someone's out?
motherhen: I guess
boy: im such a good stalker i volunteer
motherhen: You can't just say that!
boy: 😎