Chapter 13
avengers or whatever --- 2:38 AM
boy: okay chat
bucket: twitch streamer
boy: shut up im allowed to say chat because this is a what bucky
bucket: groupchat
boy: THERE YOU GO
boy: anyway
Nat: Why are you up
boy: IM GETTING TO THAT JESUS
Nat: My names Nat
boy: im going to off myself
boy: JK JK JK JK DONT SEND DAD DONT SEND DSD
bucket: i too am afraid someone's going to send my dad
bucket: mostly cause he's dead
boy: jesus fuck
boy: anyway
boy: how mad do you think dad would be if i said
boy: that im staying out later cause dp brought me a cheese quesadilla
flintstone gummy: i would do anything for a cheese quesadilla
flintstone gummy: i would kill for a cheese quesadilla
bucket: ive never had one
boy: SHAME
boy: SHAME
boy: SHAME HIM
bucket: wha
flintstone gummy: SHAME
Nat: Been across the world but hasn't eaten a cheese quesadilla
bucket: ive been busy guys you have to understand
boy: im the busiest boy i know and i eat cheese quesadillas every thursday night with deadpool
flintstone gummy: peter parker: always has time for quesadillas
boy: bucky how do you think quesadilla is pronounced
bucket: its a spanish word right
bucket: spanish origin
boy: maybe
bucket: ill makes a like ee sound then
bucket: ke-sa-dee-ya
boy: maybe
flintstone gummy: i was hoping he'd say like
flintstone gummy: ke-so-dill-as
flintstone gummy: so i could make fun of him
boy: i would totally laugh
bucket: i was the winter soldier guys
bucket: like i was taught the most used languages
bucket: english spanish russian german
bucket: some french
boy: I HATE THE FRENCH
flintstone gummy: this kid is kind of stupid like 99% of the time but THIS
flintstone gummy: I LOVE HIM
boy: thanks i love me too
boy: where'd nat go
Nat: Lurking
boy: anyway deadpool wants to say hi
boy: prepare yourselves
bucket: NOOOOO
boy: HELLO AVENGERS CHAT ITS THE MERC WITH A MOUTH DEADPOOOLLLL
flintstone gummy: please
flintstone gummy: wwe announcer wya
boy: HI CLINT
flintstone gummy: NO
boy: why is peter's name boy
boy: ,':)
Nat: How could you give him eyebrows
Nat: I'm going to find you
boy: oh shit
boy: CMON OVER IM SENDING PETER HOME
bucket: please do he's just a little guy and it's LATE
Nat: Nevermind I'm coming home
boy: i got my phone back
boy: OH GOD
boy: how to self delete in 5 minutes: a guide by peter parker
flintstone gummy: i mean nat hes deadpool
flintstone gummy: what did you expect
Nat: He gave him eyebrows
bucket: i say she's valid
Nat: I'm always valid
bucket: valid
Nat: See
Nat: I'm totally valid
Nat: Peter go to bed
boy: already on it maam
boy: sleepy peter is a bad peter
bucket: last time he was sleepy he tripped over air and stayed face down for like a whole five minutes
bucket: and we started freaking out cause he wasn't getting up
bucket: and we just start nudging him and telling him to get up
bucket: and he just wakes up
bucket: he fell asleep right there
flintstone gummy: my old bones could never
Nat: Drinking to that
bucket: how did he fall asleep face down on a wood floor
bucket: did he just not get up and then fell asleep
flintstone gummy: how tired was he even
bucket: no clue
bucket: we got steve to carry him to bed cause he just fell back asleep again
bucket: stark was like incredibly worried he was sick or drugged or poisoned cause peter doesnt take like melatonin or any sleeping pills.
Nat: Lol
bucket: so he called may and may told him that that's just peter
bucket: when he's tired, he's tired
flintstone gummy: where was i during this
flintstone gummy: i would have loved to see this
bucket: probably asleep
bucket: he came back from patrol later than usual cause something or other caught his eye on his swing back to the tower
Nat: Why were you, Steve, and Stark up then
flintstone gummy: tony doesn't wake up before noon
bucket: cause we didn't go to sleep
bucket: steve and stark were planning a meeting with like us, strange, wanda and vision, and t'challa
bucket: i just wasn't tired that night so i helped
flintstone gummy: how mad was tony when Peter came home that late
Nat: Guessing he didn't get to be mad
bucket: no yeah he didn't have he chance
bucket: peter just kinda
bucket: | __
flintstone gummy: lmfao
Nat: Jesus how early/late was this
bucket: like 4:30 AM
bucket: and it was a friday so peter had been awake since 5:30 the last night so thats 23 hours without sleeping
flintstone gummy: honestly he's so much like tony id have expected you to say a much bigger number
Nat: It's good he didn't
flintstone gummy: yeah
bucket: anyway goodnight autocortect is the reason you can still read my texts
Nat: LOL
Nat: night boys
flintstone gummy: don't let the bed bugs bite bros
flintstone gummy: hehe alliteration
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avengers or whatever --- 12:36 PM
boy: heard yall were talking shit