Chapter 11
avengers or whatever --- 2:02 PM
bird shit: WHO THE FUCK
bird shit: PUT GLITTER ALL OVER MY FUCKING ROOM
bird shit: I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS ONE OF YOU
motherhen: Wait, what's going on?
spangled: No clue.
bird shit: [picture attached]
(It's a picture of his room, but absolutely covered in all sorts of glitter. On one of his empty walls, there's a message of glue covered in glitter. It reads as follows:
"You deserved this.")
Nat: What did you do?
we on da rhode again: who would do this?
bird shit: where's peter.
bird shit: @boy
boy: huh
boy: im at neds
boy: HI AVENGERS CHAT ITS ME NED LEEDS
boy: he's very excited
bird shit: you did this to my room
boy: what
boy: ive been at ned's for like 2 hours
motherhen: Why would you straight away blame Peter?
boy: he put a hole in my sock when i wasn't looking yesterday
boy: probably thinks I got back at him
boy: but i havent been in the tower since 12
bird shit: who fucking did this?
bird shit: @everyone
bucket: shuf up sam im at abar with stevi
spangles: He's drunk and has been for an hour or so. We're not at a bar, and he's in his room.
avengers or whatever --- 5:24 PM
boy: what's for dinner so i can decide whether to stay at ned's if the foods yucky
pepper!!: Falcon.
boy: that's yucky
boy: im a spider spiders don't eat birds
boy: birds eat spiders
we on da rhode again: no bird will be eating you any time soon.
boy: well duh im a big strong boy
boy: theyre threatened obviously
flintstone gummy: very threatened
boy: thanks uncle clint
boy: do u want a peppermint
flintstone gummy: would be honored to, spider boy
boy: :)
spangled: Why do you have peppermint?
boy: idk man i just got back and it's all peppermint. there r cans and bags everywhere
motherhen: @bird shit Did you do this?
pepper!!: no it wasn't sam, tony
bird shit: I LEARNED MY LESSON I PROMISE
bucket: wait what
bucket: who would give him peppermint?
boy: should i eat one for shits and giggles
boy: just nom
BruceBanner: do you guys want me to check cameras or something?
BruceBanner: i've got the tablet that has access to them.
motherhen: I will kiss you.
BruceBanner: oh my god
BruceBanner: checking cams, don't talk to me.
boy: i just ate one of them silica gel bead thingys that come in the packet w "do not eat" all over em
bucket: literally why
boy: im just a teenage dirtbag babyyyyy
motherhen: Oh my God, we can't take you anywhere
BruceBanner: peter, does anyone have access to your room besides you, tony, pepper, or rhodey?
boy: i mean not that i know of
boy: can any of yall get into my room
bucket: nah
bird shit: no lol i tried before
spangled: No?
flintstone gummy: no sir
BruceBanner: @everyone
Nat: What
BruceBanner: can any of you get into peter’s room through keycard or key?
motherhen: What's going on?
Nat: No, I can't
scotty doesnt know: no mr science man
lurker v2: what purpose would i possibly have in a teenagers room? he probably needs deodorant.
boy: sad face
BruceBanner: but can you get in?
lurker v2: if we're not counting portalling in, no.
snekity snek: yes, same with me
snekity snek: i can teleport in, but i don't want to
BruceBanner: so unless anyone here has super secret ways of entering from the inside, i can't find any evidence from the last few days that someone had the ability to break in.
BruceBanner: how long have you been away from your room, peter?
boy: i left at noon to go to neds and i got back at four
boy: why
BruceBanner: so someone would have to have gotten in between noon and four, and left the peppermint.
boy: do ya want me to find any super secret passages into my room
motherhen: How much peppermint is in your room?
boy: not that must honestly but i think ive breathed a lot in and my throats startin to hurt a lil bit
flintstone gummy: ill go take it out and peter can sleep in my room
boy: EWWW STINKY OLD MAN
boy: mr stark can i pleaaase sleep on ur ceiling
motherhen: And risk you falling on me or Pepper?
boy: one time i was drinking a can of off brand mountain dew w deadpool cause he threw it at me and we couldn't get it out of my hand for a day
boy: ive never fallen on u before
motherhen: Why did you have off brand mountain dew?
boy: slurp
motherhen: Oh my god