Why are You Killing Us? (Why are We Killing Ourselves?)

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Why are You Killing Us? (Why are We Killing Ourselves?)
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bucky: wtf no peter dont get stabbed without me peter: IM SO SORRY MR BUCKY I DIDNT MEAN TO bucky: 😔 i thought u were bro peter: NOOOOOO bucky: turns out ur just fam 😔✊ **THIS IS FOR MY AND YOUR ENTERTAINMENT. DO NOT REPOST ANYWHERE. THERE WILL BE NO CONSISTANT UPDATES.
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CHEAT SHEET (NAMES WILL CHANGE)Tony Stark: Tony Starkpeter: Peter Parkerpepper!!: Pepper PottsJames Rhodes: James RhodesNat: Natasha Romanovclint: Clint Bartonscott<33: Scott Langbucky: Bucky BarnesSteve: Steve RogersBruceBanner: Bruce Bannersamwilson: Sam Wilsonthor!!: Thorloki👎: Lokistephen strange: Stephen Strange
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Chapter 10

 

 

avengers or whatever --- 10:37 AM

 

 

boy: chat dead

boy: sad

 

flintstone gummy: revive revive revive 

 

bucket: both of you shut up its too early

 

boy: GASP

 

flintstone gummy: GASP

 

boy: me....? peter parker?? shut up..?

 

flintstone gummy: YOU TOLD THE BOY TO SHUT UP

flintstone gummy: MOOOOOM

 

bucket: NO DONT TELL MOM PLEASE PLEASE

bucket: ILL BEG

 

pepper!!: i was already here.

pepper!!: explain yourself, barnes.

 

bucket: THEY WERE BEING ANNOYING

 

pepper!!: ill excuse you for telling clint to shut up, but I will not excuse you telling my son to shut up

 

bucket: yes maam

 

pepper!!: now apologize nicely.

 

bucket: sorry peter😔🤜🤛

 

boy: thank u (mom clint was just joking lmfao)

 

pepper!!: (i know ;) )

 

flintstone gummy: do.. do I get an apology?

 

bucket: NO SUCK MY BALLS

 

bird shit: can someone change my name

bird shit: pls

bird shit: ill pay u in toasters

 

boy: how many toasters are we talking?

 

bird shit: 4

 

boy: give me three minutes.

 

bird shit: kay

 

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bird shit: its been an hour 

 

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bird shit: what the fuck 

 

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bird shit: im just waiting with toasters.

bird shit: he's not coming back is he

 

motherhen: Nope

motherhen: Made him take a nap, he's been up for a full 24 hours

 

bird shit: you couldn't have waited 10 minutes for us to trade off stark?

 

motherhen: No, I needed something stupid to laugh about.

 

Nat: Why do you have that many toasters anyway?

 

bird shit: convenience 

 

flintstone gummy: ah yeah understandable 

flintstone gummy: i now have 6 hamsters

 

motherhen: HOW

 

Nat: Why.

 

bird shit: what???

 

flintstone gummy: they're for convenience shitheads 

flintstone gummy: are you stupid?

 

Nat: Are you stupid?

 

flintstone gummy: yeah why

 

bird shit: man what the fuck 

bird shit: in the nicest way possible,

bird shit: no one has 6 hamsters for convenience 

 

motherhen: What would convenience even imply? How does one need hamsters in a real life situation?

 

flintstone gummy: snek

 

loki👎: me?

 

flintstone gummy: gaboon

 

loki👎: where in this mortal realm do you find yourself a gaboon viper? and why?

 

flintstone gummy: i am trapped in a zoo

flintstone gummy: and running out of hamsters

flintstone gummy: help

 

Nat: I'm not even gonna bother

Nat: He'll get out somehow

 

motherhen: Here Peter comes!

 

boy: NEW NICKNAME NEW NICKNAME AAA

 

boy has changed loki👎's name to snekity snek!

 

boy: KAY GOODNIGHT

 

bird shit: COME BACK YOU FUCKER

 

motherhen: And away he goes.

 

snekity snek: lol snek

 

BruceBanner: why is thor never online?

 

snekity snek: easy, he just never wants to carry around his phone.

snekity snek: little rectangular device makes him angry

 

motherhen: Of course Bruce comes online to ask about Thor

 

boy: GAYYYY

 

birdshit: im gonna throw my toasters at you peter you just wait.

 

boy: no

 

we on da rhode again: what he says goes, sorry sam

 

flintstone gummy: SNAKE HUGE AND BIG JAW GO CHOMP CAN PARALYZE HELP --- Sent from speech to text

 

scotty doesnt know: should we help him?

 

boy: no

boy: he must figure it out

boy: he is a big boy now

 

Nat: No he's not lmfao 

Nat: Tiny man

 

flintstone gummy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA --- Sent from speech to text

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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