Chapter 9
loooooserrrrrsssss plus mj 😍 --- 7:25 AM
loser 1: guys do you think i could make mr stark adopt me
loser 2: i mean yeah
mj: um
mj: hasnt he already tried?
loser 1: yeah but i dunno how to bring it up to him
loser 2: why do you want him to adopt you anyway
loser 2: not that im not in awe on how a multi-billionaire wants to adopt you and you haven't said yes
loser 1: bragging rights
mj: that's my loser
loser 1: :D
loser 2: fine ill just sulk and cry and cry more
loser 1: without me?
loser 2: never baby 🥰😍😍🥰😘
loser 1: i am in ur house rn get home quicker
mj: stop the bromance rn
loser 2: yes maam (peter im coming up the stairs)
loser 1: yes maam (yay)
mj: i just mentally face palmed
avengers or whatever --- 7:39 AM
peter has changed their name tolonely orphan boy!
lonely orphan boy: :(
bucket: what the hell happened now
lonely orphan boy: :(
scotty doesnt know: pls don't be sad my son
lonely orphan boy: :((
samwilson: imagine
lonely orphan boy has changed samwilson's name to bird shit!
lonely orphan boy: :((
bird shit: man
bucket: ha
bird shit: shut up bucket.
lonely orphan boy: :((
spangled: What's wrong?
lonely orphan boy: no
lonely orphan boy: :(
bucket: ok someone do something about peter hes making me sad
flintstone gummy: peter what's two times two you love math right
lonely orphan boy: 72 :(
flintstone gummy: oh no
Nat: What's wrong Peter
lonely orphan boy: i would say no like I did to mr old man rogers but im scared of you so i hope u get the message
Nat: Message received
we on da rhode again: so you just mope around in the group chat
lonely orphan boy: D:
we on da rhode again: oh no
bucket: oh no
flintstone gummy: soul mates text at the same time
bucket: no steve's my soul mate and stark's rhodey's
motherhen: Yeah!!
we on da rhode again: goodbye you did not just agree
pepper!!: :(
lonely orphan boy: i cannot handle a divorce rn take it back mr stark :(
lurker v2: can you all, disrespectfully, stop texting the group chat?
lonely orphan boy: D:
lurker v2: except you i guess
lonely orphan boy: :(
motherhen: Peter what is your problem?
lonely orphan boy: mr stark im a lonely orphan boy
motherhen: Yes?
lonely orphan boy: adopt me
pepper!!: omg can we keep him
we on da rhode again: pls
motherhen: .
motherhen: gimme a minute
Nat: Yay I'm an aunt again
flintstone gummy: UNCLE CLINT LETS GO
bird shit: does that make me uncle sam
bucket: 'merica
spangled: :)
BruceBanner: sucks to be you all, he's called me uncle bruce for years.
scotty doesnt know: shut up bragger
bucket: yeah bragger
lonely orphan boy has changed their name to boy!
boy: :D
flintstone gummy: YEAHHHHHH
bucket: !!!!!!!
pepper!!: YES
motherhen: :)