Why are You Killing Us? (Why are We Killing Ourselves?)

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bucky: wtf no peter dont get stabbed without me peter: IM SO SORRY MR BUCKY I DIDNT MEAN TO bucky: 😔 i thought u were bro peter: NOOOOOO bucky: turns out ur just fam 😔✊ **THIS IS FOR MY AND YOUR ENTERTAINMENT. DO NOT REPOST ANYWHERE. THERE WILL BE NO CONSISTANT UPDATES.
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CHEAT SHEET (NAMES WILL CHANGE)Tony Stark: Tony Starkpeter: Peter Parkerpepper!!: Pepper PottsJames Rhodes: James RhodesNat: Natasha Romanovclint: Clint Bartonscott<33: Scott Langbucky: Bucky BarnesSteve: Steve RogersBruceBanner: Bruce Bannersamwilson: Sam Wilsonthor!!: Thorloki👎: Lokistephen strange: Stephen Strange
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Chapter 8

 

 

 avengers or whatever  --- 10:30 PM

 

peter: so you know how im a vigilante

 

motherhen: Yes?

 

peter: and there are other vigilantes

 

pepper!!: oh no

 

motherhen: .

motherhen: Yes??

 

peter: ive collected another vigilante mr stark

 

flintstone gummy: YEAHHHHHH

 

bucket: gotta catch em alll

 

motherhen: ...Peter, who's the vigilante you collected?

 

peter: before i say his name can i keep him

 

scotty doesnt know: 💀

 

motherhen: You can't keep an entire human being!

 

peter: but hes nice to me

 

spangled: Who is it?

 

peter: WELLLLL IM GLAD YOU ASKED

 

motherhen: Didn't I literally ask 2 seconds ago?

 

peter: his name is daredevil and he likes to yell at deadpool

peter: dad can I keep him

 

motherhen: You are not hanging around a mercenary and a killer on your own!

 

scotty doesnt know: sure I don't care

scotty doesnt know: oh

 

flintstone gummy: he was bound to meet them at some point tony

flintstone gummy: they all hang around the same area anyway

flintstone gummy: and deadpools an ex mercenary 

 

motherhen: Doesn't mean I want him to hang around them!

 

peter: sorry to burst ur bubble man but I've already teamed up w them atleast like twice already

 

motherhen: What

 

Nat: I don't see a problem with him hanging around with them if they do the same things he does.

 

spangled: And if anything, I think it can be good. Peter can surely hold his own, but if we can't get to him at times when he needs us, he needs to be able to trust someone else to.

spangled: They can be those people.

 

bucket: you are so smart lemme kiss you

 

peter: GAYYYYYYY

 

bucket: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to-

 

peter: the way I knew this would happen

 

flintstone gummy: no you didnt 

 

peter: anyway

peter: so can i hang out with double d or what

 

scotty doesnt know: how close are you with him to call him double d 

scotty doesnt know: nqosjbsns

 

we on da rhode again: that was an ugly keysmash

 

bucket: FUCKING LURKER AGAIN

 

motherhen: Fine, I guess.

 

peter: i hope u know i was gonna do it regardless 💪

 

motherhen: Grounded.

 

peter: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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