Why are You Killing Us? (Why are We Killing Ourselves?)

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Why are You Killing Us? (Why are We Killing Ourselves?)
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bucky: wtf no peter dont get stabbed without me peter: IM SO SORRY MR BUCKY I DIDNT MEAN TO bucky: 😔 i thought u were bro peter: NOOOOOO bucky: turns out ur just fam 😔✊ **THIS IS FOR MY AND YOUR ENTERTAINMENT. DO NOT REPOST ANYWHERE. THERE WILL BE NO CONSISTANT UPDATES.
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CHEAT SHEET (NAMES WILL CHANGE)Tony Stark: Tony Starkpeter: Peter Parkerpepper!!: Pepper PottsJames Rhodes: James RhodesNat: Natasha Romanovclint: Clint Bartonscott<33: Scott Langbucky: Bucky BarnesSteve: Steve RogersBruceBanner: Bruce Bannersamwilson: Sam Wilsonthor!!: Thorloki👎: Lokistephen strange: Stephen Strange
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Chapter 7

 

avengers or whatever --- 12:24 PM

 

peter changed scott<33's name to scotty doesnt know!

 

peter: dont ask questions

 

scotty doesnt know: i like my name

scotty doesnt know: i really do

 

peter: im sensing a but

 

pepper!!: with your peter tingle?

 

peter: pepper

peter: owner of SI

 

motherhen: HEY

 

peter: pls dont ever call my spidey sense that *ever* again

 

pepper!!: you know what fine

 

motherhen: Are you two ignoring me?

 

Nat: He's pouting

 

peter: papa scott pls resume ur sentence

 

motherhen: UH EXCUSE ME IM POUTING HERE

 

scotty doesnt know: is my name like a reference or smtg

scotty doesnt know: like

 

samwilson: oh my god.

 

peter: SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW

 

Steve: What?

 

Steve: You just said the same thing twice, Peter.

 

peter: *inhale*

 

motherhen: PETER NO

 

clint: PETER YES

 

Buttercup: PETER yES

 

peter: SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW

 

clint: THAT FIONA AND ME

 

Buttercup: DO IT IN MY VAN EVERY SUNDAY

 

peter: SHE TELLS HIM SHES AT CHURCH

 

clint: BUT SHE DOESNT GO

 

Buttercup: STILL SHES ON HER KNEEEES

 

peter: AND SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW

 

Nat: I'm internally clapping

 

peter: thank you, thank you

 

clint: we did great

 

Buttercup: wooo

 

motherhen: Peter you are way too young to be singing such a song

 

Buttercup: okay playboy

 

motherhen: Shut it Buttercup

 

Buttercup: youre just salty i can beat you in an arm wrestle old man

 

motherhen: No

 

clint: ladies ladies youre both pretty

 

Steve: Knock it off, Buck

 

scotty doesnt know: jeez

scotty doesnt know: i really do be not knowing

 

peter: yessir

 

scotty doesnt know: good name

 

peter: i know :)

 

clint: be like peter

clint: know your worth

 

peter has changed Steve's name to spangled!

 

spangled: Very originial.

 

peter: im my fathers son

peter: o7

 

peter has changed Buttercup's name to bucket!

 

clint: i want to kick the bucket

 

bucket: me too man

 

we on da rhode again: there is a literal therapist in this groupchat

 

peter: who

 

we on the rhode again: its sam, peter

 

peter: asked

 

bucket: OOOOOOOOHHHHHH

 

clint: OH MY GOD

 

scotty doesnt know: WOOOOOOOOOO

 

peter: B)

 

we on da rhode again: hurts just a little bit

 

peter: im too scared to change nats name

 

Nat: You can change it

 

peter: i do not want to

 

peter: you haunt my nightmares

 

Nat: That's good

 

clint: nat..

clint: wtf

 

peter has changed clint's name to flint!

 

peter: hee hee

 

 

avengers or whatever --- 1:36 PM

 

 

 

peter has changed flint's name to flintstone gummy!

 

peter: i changed my mind

 

balloon animal guy: its been 45 minutes since you changed his name

 

peter: wh

 

peter has changed balloon animal guy's name to lurker v2!

 

lurker v2: why am i version two?

 

peter: uncle rhodey is better than you

 

samwilson: you call him uncle rhodey??

 

peter: yes samathy, that is how family works

 

we on da rhode again: internally im crying

 

peter: cry harder bitch

 

motherhen: PETER

 

peter: WHAT

 

motherhen: You do not use that language! >:(

 

spangled: Livin' up to the name, Tony?

 

motherhen: You are too, Steve

 

bucket: are they flirting

bucket: steve were married you cant flirt with other men

 

peter: EWWWWW

peter: DIVORCE SPEEDRUN 

 

bucket: peter go away

 

peter: okay :D

 

flintstone gummy: i like my name :D

 

bucket: clit go away

 

flintstone gummy: its not a clitur*I*, its a clitur*US*

 

bucket: clint 

 

flintstone gummy: fine ill go 

 

motherhen: I WAS NOT FLIRTING WITH STEVE I HAVE A VERY LOVING WIFE

 

pepper!!: wait whos the wife

pepper!!: me or rhodey

 

peter: GAYYYYYY

 

 

 

 

 

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