Chapter 6
avengers or whatever --- 7:35 PM
clint: one time i ate an entire wooden dresser handle
Buttercup: wtf
Nat: Why
BruceBanner: how did you manage to do that?
peter: sir
peter: this is a wendys drive thru
clint: 😞 this is why i dont talk to yall
clint: you never congradulate me 😔
motherhen: Lies
motherhen: You talk a lot
clint: fuck you guys im leaving
samwilson: and stay out <3
peter: i am laughing so hard rn
clint: one day ill snap and itll be your fault
clint: AND NO ONE WILL BE SPARED.
peter: what about ur family
peter: theyre nice
clint: when have you met my family
peter: my ways shall not be spoken about
clint: totally not creepy
clint: *stage whisper* tony get your kid he's scaring me and my hamster
motherhen: WHEN DID YOU GET A HAMSTER
clint: he's in my bed with me right now
peter: what did you name him??
Buttercup: what does he look like
clint: idfk its dark
clint: im naming him squiggles
pepper!!: where did you find him?
clint: WHAT IS THIS??? AN INTERROGATION?? FUCK YALL IM GOING TO BED
Buttercup: 'yall'
clint: you guys are so mean
samwilson: you are a baby
clint: bye thats so rude
avengers or whatever --- 9:46 PM
BruceBanner: how the hell did clint get himself a hamster
balloon animal guy: and why is he sleeping with it?
peter: shhh youre old get beauty sleep or whatever
balloon animal guy: if i could reach through a screen and strangle you, i would
peter: not the first person to tell me that
balloon animal guy: not surprised.
BruceBanner: don't you have school?
peter: yeah so
BruceBanner: isn't it you who should go to bed?
peter: sir it's 9:50 ish
peter: anyway
peter: im gonna go steal squiggles
samwilson: whats this i hear about stealing hamsters?
peter: you can't hear my texts
samwilson: shut up
samwilson: were you going to invite me to help??
peter: i was thinking bucky because
peter: like
peter: hes bucky
samwilson: yeah and im sam
peter: sam is loud
samwilson: alexa play despacito
peter: BOOOO OLD MEME
peter: GO REST YOUR WEAK BONES OLD MAN
samwilson: stark come get your kid
samwilson: or im gonna punt him
peter: lucky for you
peter: i know youre tired because its past your 7:30 bedtime
peter: so i took the oppurtunity to punt myself
peter: so you dont even have to get up from your recliner
samwilson: FUCK YOU
samwilson: I OFFER MY PRECIOUS TIME TO HELP
samwilson: AND YOU CALL ME OLD
samwilson: BUCKYS OLDER THAN ME
peter: doesnt act like it
peter: go get some rest its past your bedtime
samwilson: AONSLWLAKSKE
Steve: Peter, what's with the additude?
peter: WHY ARE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE ONLINE AT 9:49
peter: be d t i me
motherhen: Yeah. Your bedtime
peter: SHIT
peter: dammit 😔