Chapter 5
avengers or whatever --- 2:37 AM
peter has changed James Rhodes's name to we on da rhode again!
3:36 AM --- avengers or whatever
peter: guys
peter: if the worlds my stage
peter: where the audience sit
peter: where
peter: where do they sit guys
peter: please im gonna cry
7:16 AM --- avengers or whatever
Steve: What the fuck
samwilson: was he high
Steve: No, he can't get high
motherhen: Why the fuck was he up
samwilson: imagine going through your teenage years unable to get high
motherhen: No, this is good
motherhen: One less thing to worry about
Steve: Yeah, well, now you have to worry about
Steve: ...whatever happened last night
samwilson: just let him be guys
samwilson: he probably won't even remember it if he's anything like tony
motherhen: Why would he be like me?
motherhen: We're not related
samwilson: well yeah i know that now but i seriously thought he was your biological kid
Steve: Certainly acts like it
motherhen: I don't see it
samwilson: open your eyes
samwilson: WOAH HOW'D I DO THAT
samwilson: new discovery of the day: i am god
9:26 AM --- avengers or whatever
Nat: New discovery of the day: Tony Stark is an idiot with money
motherhen: HEY
Nat: You don't see it? Half of us genuinely thought Peter was your kid or related to you in some way
motherhen: I am looking at a picture of us right now and I don't see it
Nat: The framed picture on your dresser of you two?
motherhen: fuck
avengers or whatever --- 9:56 AM
we on da rhode again: i like my name
we on da rhode again: i appreciate it
we on da rhode again: but peter, did you have to do it at 2:40 AM
clint: your wrong
clint: it was 2:37 am
we on da rhode again: you're*
clint: fuck
Nat: Did you fail English class
clint: AND SPANISH
Buttercup: Spanish or Vanish
samwilson: that is NOT a flex
clint: youre not a flex 😤😤😤
samwilson: that was horrible
clint: i know im sorry
samwilson: youre still a bitch
clint: i know 😞😞
Nat: Go do something
Nat: You're sitting around on your phones like a bunch of teenagers
samwilson: clint is an oversized teenager
Nat: No, he's a normal sized teenager
Nat: He's tiny
clint: HEY
clint: THAT WAS RUDE
Nat: Are we still friends?
Buttercup: say yes and youre a simp say no and she kills you
Buttercup: what do you do
clint: what the fuck is a simp
clint: yes youre still my friend i think
Nat: Good enough for me
Buttercup: we lost him folks
samwilson: thank god the wicked bitch of the west is dead
clint: HEY
clint: why do you guys always pick on me
clint: im a good man with a wife and kids
Steve: Debatable
clint: HEY
Buttercup: STEVE I LOVE YOU
Steve: I LOVE YOU TOO
samwilson: imagine 😔😔😔
avengers or whatever --- 3:09 PM
scott<33: WHATD I MISS
scott<33: I DONT WANNA SCROLL
we on da rhode again: did anyone check on peter
motherhen: Yes, he's on my ceiling
scott<33: WHAT HAPPENED WITH MY SON IS HE OK
Buttercup: turn off ur caps your words give me a headache
scott<33: did you just use both ur and your in the same sentence
Buttercup: maybe
scott<33: ok
scott<33: answerrr is he ok
motherhen: Sleep deprivation does things to an enhanced teenager
scott<33: 😥😥😥😥 is my son ok though
motherhen: Yes, he is asleep on my ceiling
scott<33: he is embracing the bug
scott<33: the bug is embracing him
Buttercup: go back to bed scott
scott<33: okay 😔😔😔
we on da rhode again: how does one sleep until 3 and go back to bed right after
Buttercup: he was buggin last night
we on da rhode again: that does NOT answer my question
motherhen: You don't get an answer.
we on da rhode again: i hate you
motherhen: No, you don't
we on da rhode again: no, i dont
Buttercup: stop making out in the groupchat
motherhen: I HAVE A WIFE
motherhen: AND A SPIDER KID
pepper!!: can confirm, i am his wife (i think)
we on da rhode again: 😥 wtf
samwilson: (i think) lol
pepper!!: honestly not sure if it's me or rhodey he married
samwilson: i cant tell either
peter: good morning cowards
loki👎: peter is my spirit animal
peter: why
peter: also how the hell do you just appear.
loki👎: uses 'cowards' instead 'ladies and gentlemen/boys and girls'
loki👎: wakes up at 3:38 and says "good morning"
loki👎: scares the shit out of stark by being on his ceiling
motherhen: I did not say he scared me
loki👎: the walls are thin
loki👎: you scream like a goat
peter: ladies and gentlemen is long and gendered
peter: cowards refers to all
peter: also whats for breakfast
motherhen: Kiddo. Peter. It's 3:36 PM.
peter: did i stutter
Buttercup: that settles it pancakes for dinner
clint: I LOVE YOU
Buttercup: say that to me one more time and i will start crying out of undeniable frustration that i cannot punt you
clint: you cant punt me because im so strong 😤😤😤
Buttercup: fuck you youre not getting pancakes.
clint: NOOOOO
clint: I AM HUNGRYY
Buttercup: Then Perish
Buttercup: anyway blueberry pancakes or chocolate chip
peter: CHOCOLATE
peter: PLS
Buttercup: since you asked so nicely
Steve: I kind of wanted blueberry
motherhen: Me too
Buttercup: your opinion is invalid
balloon animal guy: why are you making dinner at such an early time
Buttercup: there are a lot of us
Buttercup: and peters hungry
clint: SO AM I
balloon animal guy: understandable
Buttercup: CLINT NO PANCAKE FOR BABIES
clint: PETERS A BABY
Buttercup: hes the favorite child
clint: HEY