Chapter 4
12:43 PM --- avengers or whatever
peter: which one of you called me during school
peter: i just need to talk
clint: guilty
peter: im gonna cry
peter: where are wanda and vision
peter: i miss my bros
motherhen: I asked if they wanted to be added and Wanda said no but Vision said yes so Wanda slapped him
peter: NO MY BROS
peter: youre all old and stinky 😞😞
clint: NUH UH
peter: YES HUH
peter: YOU HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS LIKE AN OLD PERSON DOES
brucebanner: does that mean you're not old if you don't?
peter: no youre still old
peter: sorry
brucebanner: damn.
peter: like almost all of you have grey hairs 😭😭
peter: doesnt mr dr strange have white hairs
motherhen: YES HE DOES.
clint: AHAHAHA OLD MAN
Buttercup: shut up clint
Buttercup: youre old too
clint: youre the oldest
Buttercup: this is why your wife makes us take care of you
clint: fuck you
peter changed stephen strange's name to balloon animal guy.
peter: not my best but ill change it later lmfao
peter @loki👎 how young are you
loki👎: in human years im 21
peter: GASPS
peter: YOU CAN LEGALLY DRINK
loki👎: i could legally drink before
loki👎: what mortal policeman dares to stop a norse god from drinking?
peter: judy hopps
Buttercup: LMAO
clint: my kids watched that movie yesterday lol
scott<33: is judy hopps truly mortal
peter: PAPA SCOTT
clint: PAPA
scott<33: oh well guess i adopted another kid
scott<33: HI
scott<33: answer my question
scott<33: is judy hopps mortal
Buttercup: no
peter: but is nick wilde truly mortal then
clint: no
motherhen: I LEAVE FOR ONE SECOND.
motherhen: How do you go from calling dumbledore old to theorizing on fictional animals being mortal or not in less than five minutes?
peter: idfk
scott<33: is the one like
scott<33: help whats his name
scott<33: the dude w the hair over his eyes and hes got flies and hes nakey and he asks the elephant questions
motherhen: What the fuck
scott<33: is he mortal
clint: ive never seen such a nihilistic animal before
clint: so no
peter: dont u wish u were him
clint: not really no
peter: oh
peter: ANYWAYS
balloon animal guy: change my name
peter: oh hi hello
balloon animal guy: change my name back
peter: no
balloon animal guy: i'm a sorcerer
balloon animal guy: not a balloon animal guy
peter: idk man you seem kinda balloon animal guy-y to me
clint: yeah i totally see it
Buttercup: hes got a magic carpet too
balloon animal guy: it's the cloak of levitation
balloon animal guy: who wears a carpet around their neck?
Buttercup: you apparently
scott<33: A WHOLE NEW WORLDDDDD
clint: A WHOLE FANTASTICAL POINT OF VIEWWW
peter: im sorry i can only think of the PAINT parody
peter: CARPET WAS BURNED ALIVE STREAMED NATIONWIDE I CANT GO BACK TO WHERE I USED TO THIEVE
motherhen: WHAT THE FUCK
peter: dad its a whole new world 😭😭
motherhen: YEAH I CAN KIND OF TELL
scott<33: i searched the internet for answers and i regret it so much
Buttercup: P A I N T SUBSCRIBEEE
clint: childhood: ruined
peter: I HAVENT SEEN ALADDIN IN YEARS AND IVE HEARD THE PAINT VERSION A LOT MORE THAN A WHOLE NEW WORLD
Steve: Did you have to share it though?
Steve: I'm going to hear "P. A. I. N. T. subscribe!" so much from Bucky it's not even funny.
pepper!!: accurate representation of reality though
clint: youre an accurate representation of reality 😈😈😈😤
peter: NO MR CLINT DONT TALK TO MOM THAT WAY
Buttercup: ooooooo he in troubleeeee
James Rhodes: peter arent you supposed to be in school
peter: NO
peter: MAYBE
peter: FuCK
peter: BYE
scott<33: rhodey has sent him back into the dangers of a hellhole called "high school"
clint: STORYTIME IM LISTENING
Buttercup: were you two bullied in high school
clint: shut up bucky this is why youre old
scott<33: YEAH BUCKY YOURE OLD
Buttercup: sniff that really hurt my feelings sniff i think sniff im gonna go cry
Buttercup: sniff
clint: CRY ABOUT IT
scott<33: the learner becomes the teacher and clint becomes bullyer
peter: the cirrrrcllllleee of liiiifeeee
James Rhodes: PETER
peter: IM SORRY
peter: no im not
peter: BYE
1:23 PM--- loooooserrrrrsssss plus mj 😍
loser 1: this class is so fucking boring
loser 2: easy for u to say mr stark teaches u everything
mj: suck it up
loser 1: ok but like
loser 1: mr teacher guy (wtf is his name) has been teaching us the same thing for months
loser 2: hes gotta slow down the curriculum for flash LMAO
mj: stop snickering both of you are gonna get us in trouble
loser 1: yes maam sorry maam
loser 2: this is what happens when you allow 2 bored teenaged boys and 1 boss lady alone
loser 1: what happens whatd we do
mj: stfu
mj: im the only one here who can type w o looking at my phone
loser 2: so?
mj: YOU BASICALLY HAVE YOUR PHONE TO YOUR FACE
loser 1: dont be mean to neddy
loser 1: hes trying his best
loser 2: yeah dont be mean to neddy
mj: work on ur hw or smtg
loser 1: ok!!
loser 2: ok bye
2:05 PM --- loooooserrrrrsssss plus mj 😍
loser 2: whats the answer to #12
loser 1: your mom
loser 2: okay thanks
loser 2: that was really helpful
loser 1: youre welcome ily
loser 2: 😍😍😍😍
mj: haha imagine getting your phone taken away
mj: oh wait
mj: YOU CANT RESPOND AHAHAHA
mj: suck it