Chapter 3
avengers or whatever --- 2:37 PM
peter: hey
peter: i just got a letter
Tony Stark: WE JUST GOT A LETTER
scott<33: WE JUST GOT A LETTER
clint: WE JUST GOT A LETTER
samwilson: wonder who its from
scott<33: 😍
James Rhodes: oh god
peter: lol hi rhodey
James Rhodes: whats your letter peter?
peter: omg i forgot about that
Tony Stark: No you didn't
peter: u right u right
peter: but i guarentee someones gonna be upset
BruceBanner: uh oh
pepper!!: oh no
scott<33: so that means someones in trouble
peter: possibly
Buttercup: tell us what it is
peter: someone wants to send me on a shield mission
Tony Stark: UH
Tony Stark: I THINK THE FUCK NOT
scott<33: NOT MY SON NO WAY
Buttercup: well you were right on the someones gonna be upset part
samwilson: didnt tony say that he didnt want you to ever go on any of those? and he talked to someone about it?
pepper!!: yes
James Rhodes: sigh
James Rhodes: multiple times
BruceBanner: that's not good.
Tony Stark: NO SHIT SHERLOCK
peter: shrugs
peter: i said no before
Tony Stark: YOUVE GOTTEN MULTIPLE?!
James Rhodes: motherhen coming through
peter: heyyyy new name
peter changed Tony Stark's name to motherhen!
motherhen: WHAT THE FUCK AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME UNTIL NOW
peter: first of all i thought they would leave me alone the first time i said no
peter: which i literally told them "no. i do not want to go on a mission without permission from at least one, if not all, of my guardians which you do not have"
peter: second of all i didnt think it would be that big of a deal like i know youve talked to them about it but i didnt want to say anything because i did what i was supposed to and said no
peter: and then this was the same exact letter as before so they didnt take in enough consideration to make up a new dumb letter and just disregarded the very clear no i said to them so i decided to say smtg this time
Buttercup: 10/10 used big words
peter: thanks it means a lot to me bucky
Buttercup: 🎉
pepper!!: kiddo ur supposed to come to us even if you dont want it to be a big deal
pepper!!: i get wanted to keep it on the downlow because you handled it perfectly the first time and then saying something when it happened a second
pepper!!: but even if its not that big of a deal its still rlly important to say something about it
pepper!!: but anyway
pepper!!: tony stark is a tornado so do not cross his path rn
peter: hurricane mark more like hurricane stark
peter: ahaha
peter: i looked up a list of hurricanes for that
peter: none of them rhymed with tony because the only words i know that rhyme with tony are macaroni and bologna
peter: someone laugh please im begging
clint: ha
peter: THANK YOU MR CLINT 💞💘💞💘💞💘💞💘💞
James Rhodes: pepper its understandable
Buttercup: why would they just shove his answer beside
Nat: They don't like any answer that's not what they want to hear
clint: 😞
scott<33: my poor son :((
peter: yes poor me papa
scott<33: :((
Buttercup: i fucking live for peter and scotts friendship
peter: me too buckaroo
Buttercup: haha nice rhyme
peter: thanks i didnt have to look up a rhymes list for that one
Buttercup: 💞originality💞
BruceBanner: and isn't peter, like, 16?
peter: yuh
BruceBanner: who would want to send a 16 year old on a mission?
peter: shield
clint: shield
Nat: Shield
samwilson: shield, apparently
BruceBanner: ah yes, i can see that now.
samwilson: youre welcome
BruceBanner: my question was rhetorical so there was a reason i didn't say thank you.
samwilson: damn
peter: so what this means is
peter: anthony stark is going to "talk" to whoever sent the letter
pepper!!: yes
pepper!!: more like yell
pepper!!: but whatever
peter: serves them righr 😫
peter: where are thor and loki
loki👎: i heard you were talkin shit and you didnt think that i would hear it
peter: LOKI HELLO HI I MISSED YOU
loki👎: gross mortal affection
scott<33: HIII
Buttercup: go away
Buttercup: you dont deserve scott
Buttercup: and peter
loki👎: this is for rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch
peter: boo thats old (were ignoring the fact everytime i hear ir i have to sing along)
loki👎: SO AM I (dont worry i do too)
Buttercup: touche (i wanted to be included)
peter: youre both old shhh (aww ur always included)
James Rhodes: (you can stop using parenthesis now)
peter: HYPOCRITE
Buttercup: omgg
loki👎: you cant do thattt
clint: oh my gosh the hypocrisy😔
Steve: Oh God there's four of them!
samwilson: nuke the planet
Nat: No survivors
samwilson: bomb bomb bomb bomb
Steve: No, you're not going to bomb the planet.
samwilson: aw dammit grandpa says no
peter: you couldnt see it but i was crossing my fingers mr captain america steve rogers sir would agree to bomb the planet
clint: same 😔😞
pepper!!: HALF OF YOU ARE IN A ROOM TOGETHER TALK TO EACH OTHER
clint: NO
peter: *grabs popcorn* oooooo he talked back to moooommmm
Buttercup: *takes a handfull of your popcorn* oooooooooo
pepper!!: go to your room clint
clint: awwww 😔
Nat: You're lucky she doesn't get your wife
clint: OK ROOM BYE MAAAM(S)
peter: LMFAO
scott<33: i leave for two seconds and i see clint walking to his room w his metaphorical tail between his legs
peter: you cant leave us alone 😔
scott<33: i know 😔