Chapter 2
loooooserrrrrsssss plus mj 😍 --- 9:06 PM
loser 1: guess whos in an avengers gc
loser 2: YOU OMG
loser 1: HOW DID U GUESS BUT YES OMG
mj: thats cool or whatever
loser 1: THANK U SM MJ OMFGG
loser 1: PAPA SCOTT IS THERE 💘💞💘💞💘💞💘💞💘💞
loser 2: PAPA SCOTTTTTTTT
loser 1: and bucky is a raccoon
mj: understandable in these trying times
loser 2: guys
loser 2: im imagining a grown ass old man super soldier in a raccoon cosplay
loser 1: LMAOAOAOOAOA
mj: i just snorted
loser 2: MJ LMAOOOOO
mj: old man super soldier
mj: peter call him that
loser 2: peter do it
mj: peter
loser 2: pee ter
loser 1: that man has a vibranium arm from wakanda and can kill me in t minus 3 seconds
loser 1: and he has a patriotic super soldier boyfriend both of which i fought against in germany
mj: and did you die?
mj: i dont think so
loser 2: DO IT AND ILL GIVE YOU $50
loser 1: DEAL
loser 1: ILL DO IT WHEN WERE ALL AWAKE TMRW
loser 2: rubs hands together like a dad
loser 2: YES
mj: perfect
mj: send me a picture of his face when u say it
loser 1: ok 😔
loser 1: when i die tell papa scott he gets half of my stuff and led needs gets the other half
loser 2: omg u found out my real name
loser 2: and do i get the spidey suits
loser 1: no papa scott gets them because hes also a bug
loser 2: FUCK
mj: go to bed so we can see old man super soldier called by his real name
loser 2: YES MAAM
loser 1: YES MAAM
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avengers or whatever --- 8:02 AM
peter: bucky
peter: bucky
peter: bucky
peter: bucky
bucky: hi peter
bucky: what do u want
peter: promise to not kill me?
bucky: i mean sure
Tony Stark: WHAT WHY WOULD HE KILL YOU??
peter: bucky
peter: im sorry for this
Tony Stark: NO KILLING KIDS
Video taken by Peter Parker --- 8:12 AM
Peter walks up to Bucky in the kitchen. Bucky is leaning against the counter, looking down at his phone in his hand.
Bucky looks up as Peter approaches. Peter points the camera at Bucky's face. The camera is shaky as Peter takes a deep breath.
Bucky: Hey, Peter! What's up?
Peter: You're an old man super soldier. Emphasis on the old man.
Bucky stares directly where Peter's eyes are and Peter zooms in at his face. Bucky lets out a breath and starts chasing after Peter. The camera cuts out as Peter starts running and screams.
loooooserrrrrsssss plus mj 😍 --- 8:59 AM
loser 1: [video]
loser 1: i died but cough up the 50 ned
loser 2: HAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL I WILL
mj: thanks peter
mj: im drawing him rn
loser 1: send me it when ur done ill print it out and tape it to his dood
loser 1: door*
loser 2: LMFAOOOO ILY PETER
loser 1: omg ilysm ned !!!
loser 2: bro 😍
loser 1: bro 😍
mj: this is why everyone thinks your dating
loser 2: omg peter,,, we arent dating..?
loser 1: news 2 me bro 🤷
loser 2: omg
mj: anyway go eat and do things
loser 1: YES MAAM
loser 2: YES MAAM
avengers or whatever --- 9:35.AM
bucky: peter is out of the will
peter: IM IN THE WILL????
bucky: emphasis on OUT OF THE WILL
peter: im sorry it was for ned and mj 😟😟😞😞😞😞
bucky: i dont wanna hear it
peter: sobs
peter: im sorry raccoon allfather
bucky: better
peter: cries
samwilson: what went on this morning
BruceBanner: i heard screaming
peter: i angered the raccoon allfather
peter: and he tried to k word me
pepper!!: if it was for ned and mj it was not his fault
pepper!!: you all know about his inability to say no
samwilson: lmao peter send the vid
peter: [video]
scott<33: SON ARE YOU OKAY
bucky: NO WHAT ABOUT ME MY FEELINGS WERE HURT
Tony Stark: Suck it up, Buttercup!
peter has changed bucky's name to Buttercup.
peter: MUAHAHHAHAHSH
Buttercup: you BITCH
peter: oh no im sorry pls dont kill me ill start crying
scott<33: DONT KILL MY KID
Tony Stark: DONT KILL MY KID
peter: :(
Nat: Barnes.
Buttercup: uh oh gotta blast
peter: thank u mama spider
Nat: Youre welcome little spider
Tony Stark: Woah. When did that happen?
Nat: Now
scott<33: valid
Nat: I know
Nat: I have a raccoon to kill
clint: atleast its not me !!!
Nat: Youre next
clint: FUCK
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