Adventure Guys

*The next day*
Morbius: Well, I think we’ve spent enough time down here.
Luffy: Guess it’s time to go back to the Merry then.
Morbius: Thanks again Charlie and Vaggie, we appreciate the hospitality. We're heading out now.
Vaggie: Not so fast, you two. You guys can’t leave just yet.
Morbius: Huh? Why not?
Charlie: Well, it’s time for you guys to begin instructing our residents on their path to redemption.
Vaggie: You know, the whole reason you’re here to begin with?
Luffy: Oh yeah.
Morbius: But I thought we already did that?
Vaggie: You participated in the activities, but now you actually need to instruct the guests. That’s what you and Luffy agreed to when Charlie agreed to help you guys get back to the living world. It’s about time you guys hold up your end of the deal.
Morbius: But-
Luffy: Ok, then.
Morbius: Luffy!
Luffy: What? We agreed to help Charlie with her hotel if she needed it. We can’t just say no.
Morbius: The crew is waiting for us, Vivi is waiting for us. For me, to come back and take her home.
Charlie: Please? I need your guys’ help to redeem the sinners who come here. We don’t have a lot of time to prove it’s possible to rehabilitate and get them into Heaven. I know you're on a rush back to get to your home but we need you here too. You know you owe me after we helped you and Luffy…
*Morbius gets visibly frustrated but he knows Charlie is right. If there's any time to help Charlie out it's now*
Morbius: Uuugghh. Fine, we’ll stay a little bit longer.
*Charlie cheers*
Charlie: Thanks you guys! You’re the best!
Luffy: No prob.
Morbius: Guess Vivi's country can wait a bit longer…
Vaggie: So what exactly are you gonna teach Angel and Pentious?
*Luffy and Morbius don’t seem to have any idea of what to teach.*
Charlie: Well, if you guys figure it out, meet us in the lobby and we’ll get started.
*Charlie and Vaggie walk away to let Luffy and Morbius plan their lesson.*
Luffy: So… any idea on how to teach people to be good?
Morbius: How the fuck should I know? I don't know how to teach a supervillain demon snake to be nice.
Luffy: Then what are we gonna do?
Morbius: I don’t know. But we gotta come up with something soon.
Luffy: Maybe we could do something like yesterday? But without getting hurt.
Morbius: Hhmmm… I think I’ve got an idea.

*Later*
Luffy: Alright, guys. It’s our turn to help you become better people.
Morbius: To start off, we’re gonna do some role play scenarios.
Angel Dust: Role play, huh?
Morbius: Not that kind. Anyway, we’re having some of you go through scenarios that you would come across.
*He hands Luffy a wallet.*
Morbius: Scenario one: You see someone drop their wallet. Luffy, drop the wallet.
*Luffy drops the wallet on the floor.*
Morbius: Now, who here knows what to do?
*Charlie raises her hand.*
Morbius: Someone who isn’t Charlie.
Sir Pentious: Oh, I know!
Morbius: Ok, then. Show us what you would do.
*Pentious picks the wallet up.*
Sir Pentious: Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet.
Luffy: Doesn't look familiar to me.
Sir Pentious: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.
Luffy: Nope, it's not mine.
Sir Pentious: It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you.
Luffy: Return what to who?
*Pentious facepalms himself.*
Sir Pentious: Aren't you Monkey D. Luffy?
Luffy: Yup.
Sir Pentious: And this is your ID
Luffy: Yup.
Sir Pentious: I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet.
Luffy: That makes sense to me.
Sir Pentious: Then take it.
Luffy: It's not my wallet.
Sir Pentious: Gggggrrrr! You dim bulb! Take back your wallet or I'll vaporize you!
Morbius: Nope! Wrong! Good people don't vaporize other people. No matter how dumb they are.

Morbius: Alright then, scenario two: You see someone struggling with a heavy package. What do you do?
*Luffy holds a really heavy box.*
Angel Dust: Watch and see how it’s done, scales. “Hello, friend. I noticed you were struggling with that package. Would you like some help with-”
*Luffy accidentally drops the package on Angel’s foot.*
Angel Dust: Ow!
Luffy: Oops, sorry. Can I start over?
*Luffy picks it up.*
Angel Dust: “I noticed you was-”
*But Luffy drops it again.*
Angel Dust: Ow!
Luffy: Oops! Gotta start again.
*Luffy picks it back up.*
Angel Dust: “Would-”
*But Luffy drops it once again.*
Angel Dust: Ow!
Luffy: Oops!
Angel: What the fuck is that box anyway?!
Luffy: A bunch of wallets.
Angel Dust: Grrrrr!
*He kicks the box away.*
Morbius: Wrong! Good people also don’t destroy other people’s packages.
Angel Dust: Why the hell are you letting them try and teach us! They don’t even seem qualified!
Husk: Hate to agree with him, but he’s right.
Morbius: Well we don't have much of a choice. We made a deal with Charlie and I may not be a good teacher but I do know how to be a decent person, so I don't go to hell when I die. So like it or not, we're your best bet here. Possibly the only living morals who can still teach you guys manners.
Luffy: We just want to help you guys become better people.
Angel Dust: You really think that’s possible? We’re in Hell. There’s no way life can be better for people down here.
Morbius: Don’t say that. You know, there was a part of me that felt that way when I was sick. Back when I believed I didn’t have much time left. But I realized something. Just because most of my life was shitty, that doesn’t mean everything was bad. I just had to look on the bright side of things.
Husk: And what exactly is the bright side of living here?
Luffy: If you didn’t, then we wouldn’t have met each other. Then we wouldn’t be friends.
Morbius: Although that may be pushing it for some people…
*He stares at Pentious.*
Charlie: They’re right. If Morbius could make his life better, who’s to say you can’t make yours better? And that’s what the hotel is for. To help make lives better for the sinners who wish to better themselves. Even if they think it’s too late for them.
Angel Dust: I guess when you put it like that, it doesn’t sound so bad.
Husk: If you think it’s possible, then try. No skin off my teeth if you fail.
Sir Pentious: If we work hard, then we’ll better ourselves.
Vaggie: Huh. Their plan obviously didn’t go right. But that doesn’t seem to matter.
Charlie: They look at the bright side of things. Even if the situation is dire.
Luffy: So, does this mean we finished teaching?
Vaggie: I suppose so.
Charlie: You’re both free to go now.
Vaggie: Just be sure to plan your lessons ahead of time from now on.
Morbius: Yeah.
Angel Dust: And teach the dumb ass what role play means. I have the feeling he doesn’t.

Starring
Charlie Morningstar: Erika Henningsen
Angel Dust: Blake Roman
Vaggie: Stephanie Beatriz
Alastor: Amir Talai
Monkey D. Luffy: Colleen Clinkenbeard
Morbius: Jared Leto
Sir Pentious: Alex Brightman
Husk: Keith David
Niffty: Kimiko Glenn
Velvette: Lilli Cooper
Zestial: James Monroe Iglehart
Carmilla Carmine: Daphne Rubin-Vega