Little Garden part 4
Morbius: He’s really gonna keep fighting.
*Dorry grabs onto the massive rock with holes in it.*
Vivi: What is…
*He then begins to lift it off the ground.*
Luffy: Oh, look! He picked up that huge rock, that’s so cool!
Vivi: Luffy…
Morbius: Look out!
*Dorry drops it on Luffy, getting his lower body stuck underneath it.*
Morbius: Luffy!
Luffy: Aaaaahhhh! Come on, what’re you doing?! Get this rock off me! Move it!
Dorry: It’s been over a century since we started the battle. This duel… Injured or not, I cannot allow myself to run away from this fight. To do so would be like running away from the title of Warrior. And it was no longer a warrior of Elbaf, I would no longer know who I am. I’m sorry I suspected of you for causing the explosion. I know now this was judgment. A judgment from Elbaf. The god of war. I didn’t have the god’s protection, that is all.
Luffy: Listen to me! God’s judgment and protection have nothing to do with what’s going on! If a god told you to run off and die, would you?! Someone has interfered with your duel! And a duel that’s been interfered with isn’t a fair fight anymore! Isn’t that right?!
Dorry: Silence! What can you know about this? You’re a human that can’t have been living on this earth for two decades. How can you possibly hope to understand the ways of the warriors of Elbaf?
*Dorru begins walking away.*
Luffy: Who cares about that stuff?! Now get this damn thing off me! Hey, old guy! Listen to me! Move this rock off me! Come on, get back here! You can’t leave me trapped like this!
*But Dorry doesn’t listen and keeps walking.*
Brogy: Alright, then.
Usopp: Alright, Master Brogy! Go and show this guy!
Brogy: Gabababababa! You bet, Usopp! I’m gonna beat him for sure this time! He hasn’t got a chance!
Usopp: Go get him, you great warrior of Elbaf! The mighty Brogy always defeats his opponents!
Brogy: Gabababababa!
*Brogy begins walking away for his best duel with Dorry.*
Usopp: You can do it, Brogy! You’re the mightiest warrior in the world! You can destroy him any day! You’re gonna crush him! Go, warrior Brogy!
Nami: Why does he continue this pointless fight?
Usopp: How could you say something like this is pointless?! Brogy is a brave warrior, just like I’m gonna be someday! You have no right to say anything, idiot!
Nami: Well now, we can think about getting back to the ship. Waiting for a year, there’s no freaking way. It’s completely unacceptable. We need to get everyone back on the ship and come up with a plan.
Usopp: Hold on a second! I, for one, don’t think we stand a chance against dinosaurs! Cutting through the jungle to get back to the Merry won’t do us good if we get killed on the way, will it?!
Nami: What happened to all that brave warrior of the sea stuff you’ve been going on about?
Usopp: I said someday I would be a brave warrior of the sea. Besides, when a brave warrior has to have enough sense not to get himself killed.
Nami: We don’t have a choice here. Luffy’s group is over at the other giant’s place. We should probably head that way first.
Usopp: Nami, listen. Even if I should lose everything someday and I must face a horribly tragic death, alone on a deserted island, I will proudly say this is how I lived! “I am Captain Usopp, know that I have been a brave warrior of the sea!”
*She then begins dragging Usopp into the jungle with her to meet up with Luffy’s group.*
Nami: Yeah, yeah. But for now, do you think you could try to be a dependable warrior?
Usopp: Right! Let’s go!
*Dorry and Brogy meet up with each other again for their duel.*
Brogy: Gababababa! Dorry, how was your drink? Hit the spot, didn't it?
Dorry: Yes. It tasted almost godly.
Brogy: Gabababababa! Well, I’m glad that you enjoyed it. Let’s go!
Dorry: Gyagagagaga!
*But as they start fighting, Brogy notices that Dorry is getting fatigued.*
Brogy: What’s wrong? You seem weak?
Dorry: Don’t count on it! I'm as strong as ever!
*Luffy tries punching the rock that has him trapped to break himself free while Morbius attempts to pull him out. Neither of their attempts are successful.*
Luffy: Gggrrrrrghhhh! Move you stupid rock! Come on!
Morbius: Damn it. You’re really, REALLY, trapped under that thing. I don’t think there’s any other way to get you out…
Luffy: Of course! Just when I meet a great warrior this happens!
Vivi: Just calm down. I don’t understand why he’s so upset over somebody he just met. He sure doesn’t seem like a hardened criminal with a bounty on his head.
Luffy: Who was it?! Who dares interfere?! I’ll kill them!
Vivi: Hey, guys. Karoo’s missing.
Morbius: Where did that duck run off to?
*Karoo is in the jungle after running into it. Unfortunately, he is spotted by Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine.*
Mikita: Hey, isn’t this ugly bird the princess is always hanging around with?
Karoo: Quack!
Gem: Yeah.
Mikita: Kyahahaha!
Karoo: QUACK!!!
*He tries to walk away from them.*
Gem: Don’t leave.
Karoo: Quack!
Gem: Well, now. We’re happy we ran into you. In fact, there’s a little something we’d like to ask you to do for us.
Mikita: Oh, yeah.
*With Zoro, he drags a large triceratops he just hunted back to the Going Merry. But unfortunately, he’s lost.*
Zoro: This isn’t good. I’m lost. This tree looks familiar but it’s kinda hard to tell in this place. I think I was supposed to take a left at the tree wrapped in vines.
*Out of nowhere, he spots Nami a few feet from him.*
Zoro: Oh, hey, Nami. It’s you. Seems like I’m lost. Looks like you got some good timing. I wasn’t sure what to do. So, what are you doing in this area anyway?
*But she doesn’t say anything.*
Zoro: Uh, Nami?
*Meanwhile, the real Nami and Usopp run through the jungle being chased by a dinosaur.*
Usopp: Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Nami: Oh, crap, It’s another dinosaur!
Usopp: Get away! Get away! Get away! Get away! Get away!
*Usopp runs past Nami as he escapes the dinosaur.*
Nami: Usopp, wait up!
*She then spots Luffy.*
Nami: Luffy! Boy, is it a relief to see you. So what are you doing here anyway?
*But he doesn’t say anything. Suddenly, she is attacked from behind.*
Nami: Aaaaaaahhhh!
*Usopp stops running, as he now realizes that Nami isn’t behind him.*
Usopp: Uh, Nami?
*His legs tremble in fear. Knowing that he’s alone in the dinosaur infested jungle.*
Usopp: Nami?! Nami?! Nami?! Nami?! Where did she go?! Nami!
*He then keeps running through the jungle until he crashes into a rock located at Dorry’s camp where Luffy’s group is. Morbius is still trying to pull Luffy out from under the rock.*
Morbius: It’s Usopp.
Usopp: I have terrible news! A dinosaur ate Nami!
Luffy: What?! No way!
Morbius: Are you serious?!
Usopp: We were running in the jungle to get away from the dinosaur and suddenly I turned around and she was gone, it must’ve gotten her! I got my friend killed! How can I live with myself?!
Morbius: Nami’s dead?!
Vivi: Guys, calm down! Just listen to me for a second, will you? If she was there one moment and gone the next, then you can’t know for sure what happened.
Usopp: Well, no! It’s not like it happened to stop and check! I would’ve been eaten, too! It could either be eaten by a dinosaur or some other wild beast! What else could it possibly be?!
Vivi: I don’t know for sure. But if Baroque Works followed us from Whiskey Peak, it would make sense for them to capture Nami, not you. I think we may be in great danger. We should go.
Usopp: You mean that Baroque Works is here on the island with us?! But wait, why capture Nami but not me?
Vivi: Because you haven’t gotten in their way. Most likely, you aren’t on their assassination list.
Usopp: Oh, right.
Morbius: Yeah, the sea otter didn’t draw a picture of you and Sanji. It just drew ones of the rest of us.
Vivi: Now that I think about it, that booby trapped alcohol was meant to get us instead.
Usopp: Huh? What did you say about alcohol?
Vivi: Brody gave Dorry some of your alcohol that must’ve been tampered with. Cause when Dorry drank one of the barrels, it exploded.
Usopp: No way! They actually exploded inside the guy?! Wait, he was injured that badly but still went off to go fight?
Luffy: I tried to stop him and that’s how I ended up like this.
Usopp: This is horrible! Those guys have been fighting as hard as they can for 100 years and they always end it in a draw!
*Brogy is gaining the upper hand in the duel. As Dorry’s weakened state gives him a disadvantage.*
Usopp: Plus, their duels are fought with the most honor and pride in the whole world!
Luffy: Yeah.
Usopp: There’s no way they can settle it once and for all like this!
*As Dorry and Brogy fight, Mr. 3 and Miss Goldenweek watch them battle. Enjoying tea and biscuits.*
Marianne: Well, they keep fighting.
Galdino: He certainly is stubborn. That Dorry the Blue Ogre. Yes, well I should lend some assistance.
*Suddenly, Dorry slips on some white substance on the ground, allowing Brogy to deliver the final blow.*
Dorry: A whole century.
Brogy: This has been a long and difficult battle indeed.
*Luffy’s group sees Brogy slash Dorry across the chest with his ax. Luffy gets angry and bangs his head repeatedly on the ground.*
Usopp: Stop it, Luffy!
Vivi: Calm down!
Morbius: There’s no need to hit your head!
Luffy: Who did this?! Who was it?! Who did this?!?!
Marianne: Hey, Mr. 3, I think I heard something.
Galdino: Hahahahaha! Some pathetic animal yelling helplessly in the jungle. How amusing. Hahahahaha!
Brogy: All… these fights. 73,466 duels. 73,466 draws. And…One win!
*Tears begin to fall down his face as Brogy lays down his ax and shield.*
Galdino: Hahahahahaha! Do I see tears of joy? I doubt that happiness will last long. But for now, I offer you my congratulations.
Brogy: Did you say happiness?! You know nothing! Who are you, little man?!
Galdino: I am Mr. 3. That’s a code name, of course. Which is necessary in my line of work, I’m an artist of sorts. And this is my assistant. All the best artists require assistants, you see? Her name is Miss Goldenweek. I tell you all this because I’ve already caught you in one of my artworks.
*Brogy looks below and sees that his legs are trapped in some kind of solid white substance when he wasn’t looking.*
Brogy: What?! What have you done to me?!
*He tries to pull himself out, but is unable to.*
*Luffy tries to pull himself out, but still can’t get free.*
Usopp: Right, Luffy! I don’t know what we’re dealing with here, but I’m gonna take care of them myself!
Vivi: I’ll come too, Usopp.
Morbius: Yeah, me, too,
Usopp: Good! Having you along will be very reassuring!
Gem: You’re not going anywhere!
*They're all then approached by Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine.*
Luffy: You guys again!
*Vivi sees Mr. 5 drop a beat up Karoo on the ground.*
Morbius: It’s Vivi’s duck!
Gem: You can have him back. We don’t need him.
Mikita: Kyahahahaha!
Vivi: Karoo!
Usopp: Why, you-Wait, who are these guys?
Luffy: The bullies from the last island.
Vivi: Karoo never did anything to you! Why did you do this to him?!
Gem: You’re right, we had no need to retaliate against your ugly bird. But, we need to get our hands on that little straw hat friend of yours, you see? The plan was simple, lure you three into that jungle by having your dear birdie here squawk pitifully for help. But the idiot refused to cooperate.
*Flashback*
Gem: Now, you just call your owner real loud.
Mikita: Give us a really good squawk and we might even let you go.
*But Karoo refuses to.*
Gem: Alright, then we’ll make you squawk.
Mikita: Just call for the princess.
*But he still refuses to call for Vivi.*
Gem: Call for help, now!
*Mr. 5 begins to beat up Karoo.*
Gem: Let’s hear it, Bird! Call out to your beloved princess and this will all be over! Just open your mouth, you damn creature!
*Flashback end*
Gem: But then we realized that little straw hat was needlessly trapped here, just waiting for us. In that case, we didn’t need that thing anymore.
Vivi: Karoo…
Karoo: Quack…
Mikita: Kyahahahaha! Dumb bird! Kyahahahaha!
Morbius: YOU MONSTERS!
Vivi: I’ll kill you!
Usopp: And were you the ones that planted the bomb to injure the giant, Dorry?!
Gem: Yeah, that’s us. Who’s this new guy? He is on the list?
Mikita: No, but he’s clearly a friend of theirs. Let’s just get rid of him.
Usopp: How dare you interfere with a proud warrior duel?!
Luffy: It was you?! I’ll kick your asses!
Morbius: Yeah, I’ll drain you both completely dry!
Vivi: How about I get rid of you instead?!
*Vivi pulls out her peacock slashers and spins them around.*
Gem: Oh, it’s just so cute when you fight, Miss Wednesday.
Mikita: Kyahahahaha! What’s more, she really think she stands a chance against agents like us.
Vivi: Taste my peacock slashers!
*Her and Morbius charge towards them.*
Morbius: No one hurts my friend’s pet! Animal abusers need to burn in HELL!
Usopp: I’ll get you too! Exploding star!
*Usopp fires a pellet at Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine and it explodes.*
Usopp: Yeah, got 'em!
*But Miss Valentine decreases her body weight and floats up into the sky.*
Mikita: Kyahahahaha! Wrong!
Morbius: What the hell?!
Gem: Nose fancy cannon!
*Mr. 5 flicks a booger at Usopp and Morbius and it explodes.*
Morbius: Ow…
Mikita: Kyahahahaha! Did you get burned?
Luffy: Usopp! Morbius!
Mikita: Ten thousand kilogram press!
*Miss Valentine increases her body weight and crashes onto them. Vivi tries to attack Mr. 5.*
Gem: Calm down!
*He then trips Vivi over with an explosion and grabs her by the neck.*
Gem: There’s no need to get so upset right now, princess. We aren’t planning to kill you yet. We only came here to abduct you. Those were Mr. 3 explicit orders.
Vivi: Mr. 3?! The wax wax fruit man?! He’s here on the island with us?!
Gem: That’s right. Mr. 3, the candle man. His body creates wax which he can control as he likes.
Luffy: A candle man?