Adventure Guys

*Mr. 3 begins to cover Brogy with wax.*
Galdino: Hahahahahaha!
Brogy: What’s going on here?! Tell me!
Galdino: Going on? Of course, it’s lost to someone like you. What’s going on is I’m creating a work of art with your assistance.

*Miss Valentine holds Vivi’s arm behind her back, preventing her from moving.*
Mikita: Stand still like a good little girl. Did you actually think that someone like you could escape from an organization like Baroque Works?
*Mr. 5 has used his devil fruit powers to incapacitate Luffy, Usopp, Morbius and Karoo.*
Makita: After all, your friends over have big bounties on their heads and look what happened to them.
Gem: Haha. Consider this our thank you for what happened at Whiskey Peak. You should learn to mind your business, you pathetic group of wanna be pirates. It’d be quite beneficial to your health. By the way, we have your swordsman friend. And we captured the other girl you brought along with you as well.
Luffy: So you caught Zoro?
Gem: Damn right.
Luffy: In that case, you’re in more trouble than I thought.
Gem: Well, let’s see how big you talk after one of my pinky bombs blows off that little face of yours.
Luffy: Try whatever tricks you want. I’m gonna kick your ass.
*Luffy spits on Mr. 5’s shoe. Pissing him off.*
Mikita: This should be fun.
*He kicks Luffy in the face, creating an explosion.*
Vivi: Luffy, no!
*Mr. 5 proceeds to kick Luffy in the face several more times, creating explosions that injure him.*
Gem: Die!
*After being victim to several explosions, Luffy passes out.*
Gem: You weak little fool.
Vivi: Luffy!
Mikita: Kyahahahaha!
Gem: Let’s go, Miss Valentine.
Vivi: Usopp! Morbius! Karoo!
*They drag her away as Luffy, Morbius, Usopp and Karoo lay motionless.*

*Brogy is strapped to the ground in wax. He tries to break free, but it’s too strong.*
Galdino: Hahahahahaha!
Brogy: Damn you!
Galdino: Struggling is pointless. Once my candle jacket solidifies around you, it will become as hard as iron and impossible to break through. There’s no denying that you giants are very strong. But once you’ve been captured, that strength doesn’t do you any good at all. None. All I had to do was use my brain. There would be no sense in trying to defeat you in a physical fight. You were so busy enjoying your great win. Capturing you was easy!
*Brogy glares angrily at Mr. 3.*
Galdino: Don’t glare at me like that, it’s positively terrifying. You should be celebrating, shouldn’t you? At long last, your battle with Dorry the Blue Ogre has come to an end. You fought on this island for 100 years for your precious pride. Shouldn’t such a long lasting battle make victory all the more sweet? I mean really, it’s an accomplishment. Even if it required a little outside help. Come on, give me a little smile.
Brogy: Shut up! What would you know about this?!
Galdino: Hahahahaha! Of course the real victor in all of this is me. The bounties placed on your heads long ago remain to this day. Today you’re worth $200,000,000 in sum.
Brogy: Bounties?
Galdino: I feel as if I’ve uncovered a long lost treasure.
Vivi: So that’s what you’re after here, Mr. 3.
*Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine have brought Vivi.*
Mikita: Here’s the girl.
Gem: Alabasta’s sneaky spy.
Galdino: It’s about time. I was positively sick of waiting.
Vivi: You’re full of nothing but dirty tricks! I can’t believe you! Putting a bomb in Dorry’s alcohol was low, even for you!
Brogy: What, the barrels? You put something in the drinks I gave Dorry?! No, that must've been what Dorry meant!
Galdino: You’re an annoying little girl, princess. Giving away our secrets like that. But that’s alright, there isn’t anything you can do about it now, anyway.
*Mr. 3’s hair lights on fire.*
Galdino: Candle lock!
*Mr. 3 produces wax from his arm and throws it at Vivi’s legs, creating a dangle shaped restraint around them.*
Galdino: Mr. 5, bring the swordsman and the other girl. Time to begin.
*The fire on Mr. 3’s hair grows.*
Galdino: Giant candle set!
*Mr. 3 creates a massive birthday cake-shaped wax arrangement with a pillar on top and a half dome on top of that with burning candles.*
Vivi: So this is what Mr. 3 is capable of!
Brogy: What is that thing?
Gem: Here are the others.
*Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine bring out Zoro and Nami, who are trapped in wax restraints.*
Gem: It’s just sad. Idiots like these should’ve been a lot easier to catch. Should’ve caught them the first time. How embarrassing.
Galdino: No need to be ashamed, can’t help the fact you’re weak after all.
Gem: What was that?!
Galdino: It’s nothing. Please just hurry and get the candles set up.
Nami: Candles?
*Nami noticed the wax creation of Mr. 3’s.*
Nami: What is that thing!
Vivi: Nothing good. I’m sorry, you guys.
Nami: Vivi?! What happened, I thought you were with Luffy and Morbius?!
Vivi: I was. But now…
Gem: You’re wondering about the straw hat. I saw to that little runt myself. He didn’t put up much of a fight.
Zoro: Yeah, right.
*Vivi, Zoro and Nami are placed onto the wax cake with the dome on top beginning to spin.*
Galdino: Welcome one and all to my wax service set!
Zoro: I guess this is what it feels like to be a candle stuck on a birthday cake.
Nami: Guys, what’s that spinning up there?
*She notices the spinning top with candles above them.*
Nami: I can’t move. Great!
Zoro: It’s not surprising to me that they don’t want us moving around. It’s what captured means.
*Zoro tries to cut the wax to break free, but the blade doesn’t pierce it.*
Zoro: Damn, that stuff’s hard. I can’t put much strength from this angle.
*Vivi noticed white flakes begin falling.*
Vivi: Something’s falling!
Galdino: Hahahahaha! I do hope you enjoy my candle service. You may have noticed the wax flakes falling from above, you’ll eventually be covered and turned into wax figures. You’ll become perfectly life-like statues for my collection. Something that even I couldn’t achieve on my own. I will literally capture your spirits and encase them in wax shells. It will be a true masterpiece. You will die for my art.
Nami: I don’t think you, you freak! I have no interest in dying for whatever it is you consider art! Hey, giant, why are you laying there and doing nothing?! When you could be beating the crap out of this candle guy!
Zoro: Now he is gonna make one huge statue.
Galdino: You can try to convince him but your efforts will be useless. He’s a little blue at the moment. You see, he’s realizing how unfairly he won his last fight and he’s lost the heart to celebrate. He killed his dear friend Dorry for whom he fought 100 years. Dorry was injured but he didn’t notice. Just imagine how much pain Dorry must’ve been in, he didn’t stand a chance. You did shed a few tears though. Perhaps you were crying for your fiend? Hahahahahaha, now it’s no use! There’s no undoing it! He’s dead, and it’s all your fault! Hahahahahaha!
Brogy:… I should’ve seen it. I knew something strange was going on. From the moment we first began to fight, I knew Dorry was hiding something but I couldn’t tell what it was.
Galdino: You said that you knew it? You’re lying! If you knew something was wrong why didn’t you stop the fight? Why didn’t you give him the chance to rest? I didn’t see one shred of pity from the way you cut him down. Hahahahahaha!
Brogy: You know nothing about honorable duels! Someone like you could never understand my tears! What do you know about the way of Elbaf?! You think I’d shame a warrior who hid the fact that he was weakened so he continued to fight?! Only a truly great warrior would’ve gone to such lengths! And such a man is not addressed in pity! Now, I know what really happened! And I must do something about it, I’m going to finish this with my own two hands!
*Brogy begins to break out of the wax, fueled by rage.*
Brogy: That’s the least I could do for Dorry, he was a great warrior and a dear friend!
*But Mr. 5 flicks a booger at Brogy’s face and it explodes, injuring him.*
Nami: Brogy!
*He continues flicking explosive boogers at Brogy until he collapses.*
Nami and Vivi: Brogy!
Gem: His chattering was getting on my nerves.

*Back with Luffy and the others, they slowly begin to regain consciousness.*
Luffy: Usopp… Morbius… They have to pay for this…
Usopp: Oh yeah… Those jerks have to pay…
Morbius: Those guys are dead meat…
*Karoo begins to dig Luffy out of the rock.*
Luffy: You can’t take this either.
Karoo: Quack!
Luffy: Heh! Alright, then it’s settled! Let’s go beat them senseless!

Nami: Brogy!
Mikita: Kyahahaha! Big fool!
Galdino: It seems I miscalculated. I forgot how freakishly strong these dumb giants can be.
Brogy: Gggrrrrr…
Galdino: It seems you’re going to require more restraint! Wax wax handcuffs!
*Mr. 3 conjures wax to cover Brogy’s hands and keep him on the ground.*
Galdino: And now for the finishing touch! Wax wax arts sword!
*He then conjures a giant swords made of wax that impales Brogy’s hands.*
Brogy: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Galdino: It will be tough for you to move now, won’t it? Hahahahahaha!
Vivi: You really are despicable!
Galdino: Now, let’s get these candles spinning faster! It’s time to turn these people into artistically beautiful wax statues! Hahahahahaha!
*Mr. 3’s contraption begins to spin faster.*
Nami: *cough* My chest is starting to hurt. The wax is starting to get into our lungs. At this rate, he’s gonna turn us into wax from the inside out.
Galdino: Hahahahaha! That’s it! Make it look like you’re in as much pain as possible, that’s perfect! Expressions of agony are what I seek to achieve in my art. The finished product will be splendid! You must die filled with terror!
Nami: This is what you call art, you creepy weird haired freak?! You guys are gonna regret this! *cough* You’re gonna pay for what you did to Brogy and Dorry and for what you’re trying to do to us!
Galdino: Yell and scream all you want, you little girl. No one can help you now.
Brogy: A century… For 100 years, Dorry and I dueled day in and day out, fighting endlessly. We battled for our pride, as is the way of the warriors of Elbaf. We fought with honor, with strength. And still we are subjected to this. Why has this happened to us?! Must we be forced to meet our end in such a way?! Must we?! It isn’t fair for a warrior to die such a dishonorable death! Why can I not die in battle?!
Galdino: Hahahahahaha! Oh, that look! Yes, such grief, such sorrow! Just the right amount of anger. How marvelous! Hahahahahaha!
Brogy: Elbaf! Please!
*Zoro, Nami, Vivi and Brogy begin to slowly become covered in wax.*
Nami: This isn’t good! My hands won’t move! Can’t we do something?! I don’t want to die like this!
Vivi: My body’s already begun to turn stiff! What are we going to do?!
Nami: Zoro, do something!
Zoro: Hey, giant. You can still move, right?
Brogy: Mhm.
Zoro: Good, so can I. I say we take them down together. What do you think?
*Zoro pulls out his swords.*
Nami: Hold on a second, what’re you doing?! Are you-
Zoro: Yeah.
Nami: Quit messing around, you’re not gonna cut your legs off?!
Zoro: I’m not messing around at all. It’s the only way to get us out of this situation. Are you in or out?
Vivi: Are you insane?! No way! Even if you get down from here, you won’t get far without legs!
Zoro: There’s no way to know for sure until we try. So are you saying you’d rather just sit here and die? Why should we make it easy for those guys to kill us? Dying quietly without a struggle doesn’t make you any less dead, right?
Gem: Girl was right, this guy’s insane.
Galdino: He’s bluffing, there’s no way he’d do something as crazy as that. He’s just trying to act tuff so his friends will feel better.
Brogy: Gababababa. That runt’s got spirit, I’ll give him that. He’s doing better than I am. I had actually begun to lose the will to fight. Alright, I’m in! Let’s cut them to pieces!
Nami: You’re not serious about this, are you?! How are you planning to fight them afterwards?!
Zoro: Who knows? But I plan to win.
Galdino: Who are these people? They’re completely nuts.
Vivi: What kind of man is he? And why? Why do I feel like I’ve seen that look before?
*The look on Zoro’s face reminds her of Igaram.*
Vivi: Wait, I’ll fight with you!
Nami: What?!
Zoro: Good! Get ready.
Brogy: And now, let’s go!
Galdino: Don’t be foolish! What do you hope to accomplish?!
*But before they can go through with freeing themselves, Luffy, Morbius, Usopp and Karoo fly past everyone after running through the jungle.*
Luffy: When I get back I’m gonna kick your asses!
Galdino: Huh?
Luffy: Let’s get 'em, guys!
Usopp: Yeah!
Morbius: Yeah!
Luffy: And bird!
Karoo: Quack!
Nami: Luffy! Usopp! Morbius!
Vivi: Karoo!
Usopp: We’re here, Brogy! Don’t worry, we’ll pick up after where you left off!
Brogy: Thanks, Usopp.
Nami: Beat these peons beyond recognition! Show them expressions of pain and agony they soon won’t forget!
Luffy: Oh, I’m going to. These guys messed up the best duel ever. They’re in some serious trouble and they’re gonna answer to me!
Morbius: Well, I’m gonna drain them dry of blood till they become deflated whoopee cushions and their organs are like a mash potato.
Galdino: So you’re the one with the highest bounties in the East Blue? My, how low marine standards have fallen. Especially when the other person within your group that has a bounty is scrawny pipsqueak. It’s almost tragic, really.
Luffy: Is that… your hair?!
Galdino: You shut up!
Luffy: Dude… it’s on fire!
Galdino: Hush, you!
Morbius: How the heck does that not hurt?
Galdino: Be quiet!
Nami: Yes, we’re here! Now could you break this pillar?! We’re about to turn into wax statues here!
Luffy: Oh, you guys are in trouble?
Zoro: Nope, no trouble at all.
Nami: Zoro, your leg!
*Zoro’s leg starts bleeding.*
Zoro: Yeah. I made it halfway through it, so-
Nami: How exactly is that no trouble at all?!
Zoro: So, Luffy, what do you think? Could you go ahead and take care of this pillar for us? I think I’ve done enough.
Luffy: Yeah, no problem.
Morbius: We’ll get you guys out soon enough.
Galdino: Ha, I wouldn’t be so sure!
Luffy: I don’t know what it is, but let’s break it.
Morbius: You read my mind.
Usopp: Yeah, let’s do it! Usopp the brave warrior of the sea is ready to fight!
Karoo: Quack!
Nami: Hurry, will you?! We’re dying here!