Adventure Guys

Zoro: Damn pests.
Luffy: Messing with our fight!
Vivi: They took down two Baroque Works agents! Unbelievable!
Zoro: Shall we continue?
Luffy: Yeah.
*Luffy and Zoro prepare to resume their battle, but are interrupted when Nami punches them in the face.*
Nami: STOP!
Morbius: Ow…
Nami: You two! What the heck do you think you’re doing here! It’s lucky for you that you managed to keep the girl safe. You almost lost us all a billion dollars! You understand?!
Vivi: What do you mean? What dollars? I don’t understand. Why did you save me?
Morbius: Hi, Miss Wednesday. Or should I call your princess?
Vivi: You know who I am?
Morbius: Nami woke me up and explained the whole thing to me, I was confused at first, but I feel like this is my calling…
Vivi: Huh?
Nami: I think we need to have a little chat. See, you and I have to work out a contract for a reward.
Vivi: What? But…
Morbius: Oh, I don’t think it’s anything major. Nami just really wants a reward for helping you is all.
*Luffy and Zoro keep trying to fight each other, but Nami hits them again.*
Nami: Knock it off!

Luffy: Hahahahaha! Oh! Why didn’t you say so, Zoro? I was figuring that you beat up all those guys because they didn’t make any food you liked.
Zoro: Who in their right mind would think that?!
Luffy: Hahahaha! What a funny mix up!
Morbius: A mix up? You two tried to kill each other.
Nami: Guys! Shut up! Well, there it is. In exchange for taking you home, I’d like one billion dollars. You saw how strong these two guys are. And Morbius over here is pretty strong too.
Morbius: Damn right.
*He tries to flex his arm muscles but there’s almost none to be seen.*
Morbius: Ahem, well I did drink. So they're flaccid right now. You'll have to wait.
Nami: Right… But if you ask me, it isn’t a bad deal.
Vivi: No, I can’t. But I appreciate the help you’ve given me so far.
Nami: Why not?! You’re a princess, after all. So? Aren’t you rich?
Morbius: Yeah, you’re practically a Disney princess. You even have an animal sidekick.
Vivi: Do you know much about Alabasta Kingdom?
Nami: No.
Vivi: Alabasta is a great nation; a peaceful kingdom. At least it used to be.
Nami: Used to be? And now?
Vivi: We’re in the middle of a civil war. In recent years, signs of discontent began to appear. Finally, the people revolted, and the kingdom fell into utter chaos. Then one day, I learned of a secret organization… called Baroque Works! I found out that our people were being manipulated by this organization. But that was the only information I could gather about them. I didn’t know what to do, so I sent to Igaram for help. You see, he’s kept a close eye on me ever since I was a child.
Luffy: Old tube hair man?
Vivi: Tube? Oh, yes. I asked him if he would help me infiltrate Baroque Works so that I could see who was pulling their strings behind the scenes, and what exactly they were up to.
Zoro: You’ve got some guys, considering you’re a princess. So, were you able to find out what their plan was?
Nami: “To create an ideal nation.” Anyway, that’s what Igaram said it was. Is that what you found out?
Vivi: It’s not. That was only the cover story the boss was using. It’s a lie to cover their tracks. Their true goal is to take over Alabasta!
Morbius: Even complete with your own Disney villain.
Vivi: I have to get back somehow to warn everybody, to tell them the truth and stop the fighting! If I don’t do something… If I don’t tell them…
*She begins to cry.*
Nami: Ok, I get it. I see how it is. Yeah, it’s all starting to make sense now. I suppose you wouldn’t have much money laying around during a civil war.
Luffy: Hey. So, did you ever find out who’s in charge?
Vivi: What?! The boss’s identity?! You shouldn’t ask that!
Luffy: But you know, don’t you?
Vivi: Ask me anything but that! If I tell you, your lives will be put in danger, too!
Nami: Yeah, I’ll pass. This guy is trying to take over an entire country, after all. I don’t really want someone like that chasing after me, thank you.
Vivi: No, you don’t! I don’t care how strong you people are, you wouldn’t stand a chance against off of the seven warlords of the sea. Against Crocodile!
Luffy:… Who now?
*Vivi realizes she blurted out the boss of Baroque Works’ name.*
Zoro: You had to say it.
Morbius: Hey, look. An otter and a bird.
*They all look above and see Mr. 13 and Miss Friday watching them. After they leave, Nami shakes Vivi violently.*
Nami: Why did I see a bird and a sea otter?! Where did they fly off to?!
Luffy: Hey, a warlord! That’s cool!
Zoro: Not too bad.
Vivi: I didn’t mean to, really! It just slipped out!
Nami: Oh, a lot of good that does us now! You just had to drag us into your mess, didn’t you?!
Morbius: Stop it, Nami! You’re gonna hurt her!
Nami: Being hunted by a warlord on the sea! That’s more than I can handle!
Zoro: So when do we get to see this guy?
Luffy: I wonder what he looks like.
Nami: Shut up, you! It’s been nice knowing you idiots! Thanks for everything!
*Nami begins to walk away.*
Luffy: Where are you going?
Nami: They don’t know what I look like yet. I’m leaving!
*But she stumbled upon Mr. 13 drawing pictures of Luffy, Zoro, Nami and Morbius.*
Nami: Wow, that’s so lifelike!
*They then fly away again.*
Nami: No use in leaving now! Stupid Luffy with his questions!
Vivi: I’m really sorry.
Luffy: She’ll get over it.
Morbius: She can’t be angry forever.
Zoro: Where was she planning on going, anyway? Well, then. It looks like the four of us are gonna be sitting right at the very top of Baroque Works’ hit list.
Luffy: Hehehehe. That sounds awesome.
Morbius: Not to me it doesn’t.
*Nami sulks in a corner.*
Vivi: I do have 500 thousand dollars in savings that I could give you.
Igaram: You have nothing to fear!
*They look behind and see Igaram wearing Vivi’s clothes and holding four dummies.*
Igaram: It’s *cough* Ma ma ma! It’s going to be alright princess. I’ve come up with a plan.
Vivi: Igaram. What are you…
Morbius: Why are you dressed like a woman?
Luffy: Heh. That’s a really funny outfit, old guy!
Nami: An entire parade of idiots…
Igaram: My dear Princess Vivi. Please listen to me carefully. Once Baroque Works’ intelligence network learns what happened here, agents will be sent after you immediately. And since they’re aware that you’ve learned the boss’s true identity, you must-
Vivi: Yes, knowing them, they’ll send a thousand agents after me.
Morbius: Still doesn’t explain the clothes.
Igaram: Thus, my plan. Disguised like this, I will pretend to be you. I’ll take these four dummies on board with me and I will sail a straight course to Alabasta.
*Luffy looks at the dummies.*
Luffy: So these things are us?
Zoro: A decoy.
Igaram: While Baroque Works is busy chasing after me, the rest of you will hear with Vivi to Alabasta Kingdom following a less direct route.
Nami: Hold on just a second! Who said we were gonna take her with us?! We still haven’t discussed the matter of payment.
Luffy: Wait a second, payment for what? Take her where?
Zoro: Where have you been, Luffy? The old man here wants us to take the princess back home to her kingdom.
Luffy: Oh, is that what all this yelling is about? Sure thing.
Morbius: Yay, Vivi gets to sail with us again!
Nami: Crocodile may already be after us!
Luffy: Is this Crocodile guy really that dangerous?
Igaram: One of the seven warlords of the seas. He is a legally recognized pirate, and because of that fact, there is no bounty on his head. However, long ago his bounty was worth 80 million dollars.
Zoro: Whoa.
Morbius: Sure is huge.
Nami: 80 million?! That’s four times Arlong’s bounty! There’s no way!
Igaram: Will you do this for us?
Luffy: Sure. Sounds like it’ll be fun.
Igaram: We are forever grateful.
*Nami is upset over the whole thing.*
Morbius: Cheer up, Nami. On the bright side, you’ll be much richer than before.

*Igaram prepares to leave the island by ship disguised as Vivi.*
Igaram: Ma ma ma! Now, I, Vivi, will leave here.
Luffy: Hehehehe. Great imitation, old guy.
Zoro: Imitation of who?
Igaram: Princess, please give me the eternal pose.
*She hands Igaram a Log Pose looking object to Igaram.*
Nami: What’s an Eternal Pose?
Igaram: You’ve never heard of it? You could say that it’s sort of like a permanent version of a log pose. Whereas a log pose will always lead sailors to the next island or continent on the course, an eternal pose will forever remember the magnetic energy of the island that is stored inside of it. So that it will always point to that island and none other. And this eternal pose is set to Alabasta Kingdom.
Vivi: And you’re going to use this to set your course home?
Igaram: Princess Vivi, please take the indirect island continent hopping route to Alabasta. I have never gone that way myself, but you should have to pass two or three islands if you follow the log. But if you are discovered along the way, please take an alternate route. Please. Take care of the princess in my absence.
Luffy: Yeah.
Morbius: She’s in good hands, sir.
Vivi: Igaram…
Igaram: I expect that your journey is going to be a difficult one. Please be careful.
*They shake hands.*
Vivi: See you soon.

*Igaram begins to sail away from the island to allow Vivi and the Straw Hats to escape.*
Igaram: May we meet again safely in our homeland. It’s up to you to save our country, Princess.

*Luffy and the others watch him sail away.*
Luffy: And off he goes. Hahaha! He was such a funny old man.
Vivi: What’s more, he’s a very reliable old man.
*Suddenly, the ship explodes. Seemingly killing Igaram.*
Morbius: Holy shit!
Nami: Oh, no! They’re already after us?! That’s impossible!
Morbius: They work fast!
*Luffy gets pissed off.*
Zoro: Nami, the log!
Nami: Uh, we’re fine. It’s all set.
Zoro: Get the girl, come on! Let’s go!
Nami: Vivi! We have to leave. If they get us now, it’ll all be for nothing.
*While Luffy, Zoro and Morbius run off to get ready to sail away from the island, Vivi is heartbroken by Igaram’s death, so Nami comforts her by hugging her.*
Nami: Don’t worry. We’re going to get you home. I know they don’t look like much, but they’re strong. They saved the East Blue! Just the five of them! Baroque Works? Give me a break! Crocodile? Ha! Those guys are the ones who should be worried!

*Luffy runs back to the house where the party was earlier to get Usopp and Sanji, who are still sleeping.*
Luffy: Come on!
*He grabs both of them and runs back to the Going Merry.*
Usopp: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Sanji: Hey, what the hell are you doing Luffy?! Stop it! What’s going on?!
Usopp: My nose is gonna fall off!
Sanji: I said let go, damn it! Put me down!

*Nami and Vivi run towards the Merry.*
Nami: Hurry, Vivi!
Vivi: Coming!
*She looks behind herself.*
Vivi: Karoo isn’t here!

*Out by the bay where Igarams ship exploded*
???: A decoy? That’s almost cute.

*Zoro and Morbius raise the anchor and prepare the ship to set sail just as Luffy arrives with Usopp and Sanji.*
Luffy: Hey! I’ve got ‘em!
Zoro: Bring ‘em up. We’re ready to go!
*Both Usopp and Sanji are beaten after being dragged across the ground.*
Luffy: What? They’re still asleep.
Morbius: Well, wake them up or something! We’ve gotta go!
Nami: We don’t have time to look for him!
Vivi: I’m not going to just leave him here!
Nami: But listen!
Zoro: Hey, what’s the problem?
Nami: Apparently, her duck’s gone missing! And now she’s refusing to leave without him!
Zoro: This duck?
*He points to Karoo, who’s already on the ship.*
Karoo: Quack.
Nami and Vivi: He’s here?!
Zoro: Made it here before we did.
Morbius: He’s very smart for a duck.
Vivi: There’s a tributary just up the river. If we take it, we can get out to sea faster.
Luffy: Alright! Let’s go!
*The crew steers the ship away from the port and begins following the path Vivi said they should take.*
Zoro: Hey.
Vivi: Mister Bushido.
Zoro: How many people do you think Baroque Works will send after us?
Vivi: I’m not sure. I know that there are about 2,000 loyal employees in Baroque Works, and I’ve heard that there are several bases like this one that are set up in the area.
Nami: They really might send a thousand people?!
Morbius: Then it is an even fight.
*Usopp and Sanji regain consciousness.*
Sanji: What? Huh?
Usopp: Hey! The ship’s leaving!
Nami: You’re finally awake.
Sanji: Hold on a second, can’t we stay just one more night?!
Usopp: One night!
Sanji: This town’s full of amazingly cute girls!
Usopp: Who knows if we’ll have this much fun again?!
Sanji: Even pirates deserve a vacation!
Usopp: Come on, it’s not even morning yet!
Morbius: No, if we stay here we’ll die!
Zoro: We should have just left ‘em behind. Jeez.
*Nami beats them both up to get them to stop complaining.*
Zoro: Nami! Will you explain it to them?
Nami: I just did.
Zoro: Ok, that was fast.
Nami: I left out the complicated parts.
*The ship follows the path out to the open sea, as a light fog surrounds the area.*
Vivi: We should be reaching the sea soon.
Luffy: Hey, cool! Look at all the fog.
Nami: Finally, it’s getting light out.
Morbius: Now we won’t have to deal with any bounty hunters or assassins from those Baroque Works people. But, uh, I could've taken them out…
???: I’m just glad we got away from the people who were chasing us.
Nami: That’s for sure.
???: With all this fog, we need to be careful to avoid the rocks.
Morbius: Yeah, we don’t wanna end our journey before it even begins.
Nami: I’ll take care of it. Wait, did you…
Luffy: Uh, no.
Morbius: Wait, if that wasn’t you then…
*Everyone looks behind and sees a woman sitting on the railing of the ship.*
???: This ship is nice.
Zoro: What?! Who’s that?!
Morbius: How did she get on the ship?!
Vivi: It’s… It’s you!
???: I just happened to run into your dear Mr. 8 a little ways back. He didn’t look so good.
Vivi: So you killed Igaram!
Luffy: You! What are you doing on my ship, and how did you get here?! Who are you?!
Vivi: Answer him! What are you doing here?! Miss All Sunday!
Morbius: Miss All Sunday?
Nami: So you know who she is? Which of the numbered guys is she partnered with?
Vivi: Her partner is Mr. 0. The boss.
Nami: Ah! Crocodile’s her partner?!
Morbius: Oh, that’s bad.
Luffy: She’s a bad guy?
Vivi: She was the only one who knew the Boss’s identity. That’s how we found out who he actually was. By following her back to him.
Miss All Sunday: To be accurate, I allowed it.
Morbius: That’s good.
Luffy: So she’s a good guy then.
Vivi: I know you knew we were there. You were the one who told the Boss what we knew. Weren’t you?!
Miss All Sunday: That’s right.
Morbius: That’s bad.
Luffy: Alright, then, she is bad.
Zoro: Luffy, would you cut it out already.
Vivi: You still haven’t told us what it is you’re doing here!
Miss All Sunday: Oh, right. You were just so serious about the whole thing that I couldn’t help myself. A princess doing whatever it would take to help her country, while making herself an enemy of Baroque Works. The idea was just so… ridiculous.
Vivi: You killed him!
*Zoro and Nami prepare to use their weapons as at the same time, Usopp and Sanji surround Miss All Sunday.*
Usopp: Sanji, um, you do realize what you’re doing here, right?
Sanji: Nope. Not a clue. I just know that the beautiful Miss Wednesday needs me.
Miss All Sunday: I would really appreciate it if you would stop pointing those at me.
*Suddenly, Usopp and Sanji are knocked over all of the sudden and Zoro and Nami’s weapons are knocked out of their hands.*
Morbius: What the?!
Zoro: You mean…
Luffy: Huh?!
Vivi: She’s eaten…
Zoro:… a devil fruit.
Nami: But which one? What’s her power?
Sanji: Wow! Now that I get a look, you’re beautiful!
Morbius: You're hopeless…
Miss All Sunday: Now, there’s no need to get so excited. You can all calm down; I haven’t been given any orders to follow here. I have no reason to fight you.
Morbius: That’s good.
*Suddenly, Luffy’s straw hat is ripped from his head and flies into Miss All Sunday’s hand.*
Miss All Sunday: So you’re the captain. I’ve heard so much about you… Monkey D. Luffy.
Luffy: Give me my hat back! You don’t want me to come up there and take it!
Usopp: You are a bad person! I demand you leave this instant!
*She then puts Luffy’s hat atop her own hat.*
Miss All Sunday: Bad luck, picking up a princess who Baroque Works has already made up their mind to see eliminated. Protected by a mere handful of pirates.
Morbius: Well, I in particular can be very dangerous, lady! Technically, I’m a vampire!
Miss All Sunday: Oh, yes I’ve heard of you too. Doctor Mitchel Morbius.
Morbius: Oh, I wasn't expecting that. That’s good.
Miss All Sunday: But your luck gets even worse, because of the direction your log pose is indicating. You see… the name of the next island is Little Garden. We won’t even need to lift a finger. You’ll all be dead long before you reach Alabasta.
Morbius: Can you go now?
Luffy: My hat! Give it to me!
Usopp: I told you to leave now evil… doer!
Zoro: Evil doer? Seriously?
Miss All Sunday: You don’t think it’s a little foolish, allowing yourselves to be wiped out?
*She tosses Luffy back his hat and an eternal pose to Vivi.*
Vivi: An eternal pose?
Miss All Sunday: Using that, you can just skip right past Little Garden without stopping. Straight to an island near Alabasta. The pose points to a place known as Nanimoniashima. None of our agents know that course so you won’t be followed.
Nami: What? So she’s good after all?
Morbius: What is with this lady? Just pick a side!
Vivi: Why are you giving this to us?!
Zoro: It’s gotta be a trap.
Miss All Sunday: Oh, does it?
Vivi: What am I supposed to do? I don’t want to accept a gift from someone like her. But these people have taken me on their ship. The safest course might be best.
Luffy: Forget your thingie. We don’t need it!
*Luffy takes the pose from Vivi and crushes it. This makes Nami hit him.*
Nami: You jerk! She just went out of her way to show us an easier course to follow! Maybe she actually is trying to help us get away!
Luffy: You aren’t the one who decides where this ship goes.
Miss All Sunday: Well, that’s too bad.
Luffy: She blew up that funny old man, and he was nice, so now I hate her.
Morbius: Fair enough. She did do that.
Miss All Sunday: I’m sorry to hear that. And I’m sorry you didn’t accept my offer. If you survive, I hope that we’ll meet again.
Luffy: No!
*Miss All Sunday jumps off the ship and lands on a giant sea turtle.*
Miss All Sunday: Let’s go, Bunchie.
Zoro: What… What is that thing?
Usopp: It isn’t a sea king, is it? No…
All: Whoa! A giant turtle!
*It begins to swim away from the Merry.*
Luffy: Oh, wow! That thing’s huge!
*Vivi collapses on the floor.*
Vivi: That woman. I don’t even have the slightest idea what’s going through her head.
Nami: Then there’s no point in thinking about it, is there?
Zoro: There’s someone on this boat who’s just like that.
Morbius: Perhaps we should learn from him.
Usopp: Would someone explain what’s going on?! None of this makes sense!
Sanji: Oh, Miss Wednesday! Have you joined our crew?
Usopp: Hey, explain already! Whoa! Who’s ostrich is this?
Karoo: Quack!
Usopp: Please, what’s going on?
Sanji: We fighting for food or women?
Usopp: Tell me, tell me now!

*Later*
Sanji: I see. It’s too bad I missed out on all the fun, but it sounds as if there will still be plenty of demand for my skills. No need to worry. Now that sleeping prince has awoken, my sweet, you will be safe.
Usopp: Whoa! Glad that wasn’t me!
Sanji: My dear, are you getting jealous?
Nami: Uh, no.
Morbius: This is so cool. An actual princess on our ship. It’s like a fairy tale come true.
Vivi: Excuse me. I’m sorry. But is it really alright that I’m on your ship? I’m just causing you all a lot of trouble.
Nami: It’s a little late for apologies, don’t you think? If you didn’t want to cause us trouble, you shouldn’t have told us who you were.
Vivi: Sorry for that.
Nami: Is that right? Luffy?
Luffy: Yeah! I’m hungry, too!
Vivi: That one worries me a little…
Zoro: Well, for now, at least we know where we’re headed to.
Sanji: Little Garden, huh.
Morbius: Never heard of that place. Wonder what it’s like.
Usopp: Remember what she said! Are we gonna die?
Luffy: Hahaha! Who knows? Let’s go!
All: Right.

Miss All Sunday: It should be fun… Little Garden.

Starring

Monkey D. Luffy: Colleen Clinkenbeard
Morbius: Jared Leto
Roronoa Zoro: Christopher R. Sabat
Nami: Luci Christian
Usopp: Sonny Strait
Sanji: Eric Vale

With
Miss Wednesday/Nefetari Vivi: Karen Malinsky
Mr. 9: Chris Patton
Gem/Mr. 5: Andrew Love
Mikita/Miss Valentine: Jamie Marchi
Miss All Sunday: Stephenie Young

And Rob Mungle as Igaram