Hazbin Hotel part 2
*They take another look at their surroundings.*
Morbius: I think we might have been transported to some kind of furry convention.
Luffy: What’s a furry?
Morbius: Though that wouldn’t explain why the sky is red. Why is the sky red?!
Luffy: Come on. Things could be worse.
Morbius: How!?
Luffy: We could be eaten or crushed.
Morbius: … Good point. Alright. That crystal brought us here… wherever we are, I’m sure it can bring us back. It can’t be that hard to use. Luffy, let me see the crystal.
Luffy: But I don’t have it.
*Back on the island, Usopp is walking along the beach and finds the crystal in the sand.*
Usopp: Oh, sweet! A ruby! I wonder what other treasure’s on the island! I gotta find Luffy and Morbius and show them!
Morbius: You dropped that fucking crystal?!
*He violently shakes Luffy.*
Luffy: Sorry.
*The then stops to think.*
Morbius: Ok, let’s just think about this rationally. Maybe we can find another crystal or something in this place that can bring us back. We’ve just gotta look for one.
Luffy: That shouldn’t be hard.
*But his stomach growls.*
Luffy: Now I’m hungry.
Morbius: Food first then we start looking.
*Later, the two of them are eating in a restaurant that’s also filled with strange looking people.*
Luffy: So what do you think this place is?
Morbius: I… I have no idea. It looks like a typical city but the sky is red and half the people in it look like animals and other abominations. Normally things have some kind of scientific explanation. Like my vampirism. But this… I don’t know. I can't explain this rationally other than… it's fantastical.
Luffy: Well, we did meet people and creatures that don’t have anything to do with science.
Morbius: That is true. We met an organization dedicated to hunting monsters. And one of their agents was half demon.
Luffy: I’ve seen a lot of people here that have horns like Big Red did. You think where in the place where people like him are from?
*Morbius spits out his drink.*
Morbius: You mean Hell?! You think we’re in Hell?!
Luffy: I don’t know.
Morbius: There’s no way we’re in Hell. A, we’re not dead. At least, I think weren’t not dead. B, only evil people go to hell and we certainly aren’t. I mean we’re pirates, but it’s not like we’re Hitler.
Luffy: What’s a Hitler?
Morbius: Not “what”, “who”.
Luffy: Who’s a Hitler?
Morbius: No, just Hitler.
Luffy: Who is Hitler?!
Morbius: Wait, you don’t know who Hitler is?
Luffy:… No.
Morbius: You never learned about him in school? Actually, scratch that. I think I know why you don’t know him.
Luffy: Why?
Morbius: Because he was a really bad guy.
Luffy: How bad was he?
*Morbius whispers into Luffy’s ear.*
Luffy: What’s a “Jew”?
*He continues whispering in his ear.*
Luffy: How many?
*He whispers one last time.*
Luffy: Oh… That guy sounds really bad.
Morbius: Yeah. And C, where’s the fire and brimstone? Cause I don’t see any. Did you?
Luffy: No.
Morbius: Exactly. So there’s no way we can be in Hell.
*A waitress comes over.*
Waitress: Here’s your check.
*Morbius looks over it.*
Morbius: Shouldn’t be a problem. Good thing I brought my wallet.
*He hands her some money. The waitress looks over it.*
Waitress: Nice joke, sir. Now actually pay.
Morbius: I did. That isn’t counterfeited money, ma’am. That’s real money.
Waitress: I’m getting the manager.
Morbius: Oh, please. What’s he gonna do?
*Luffy and Morbius are tossed out the window by the manager. He then holds up Morbius at knifepoint.*
Manager: You think this is funny?! Using fake money from the human world to pay?!
Morbius: I have no idea what you’re talking about! I just used what I had!
Manager: If I ever see you 2 in my restaurant again, not only will I kill you but I’ll skull fuck your brains out.
*He cuts Morbius a little.*
Morbius: You got it, sir…
*He then gets punched in the face as the manager goes back inside.*
Morbius: Thanks for the back up, Luffy. Nice of you to jump in.
*But Luffy has landed face first in some kind of animal carcass.*
Morbius: Luffy?
*Luffy quickly gets up and scratches his tongue to get the taste of rotten meat out.*
Luffy: That tasted so horrible!
Morbius: Of course it did. Your mouth was filled with disguising, decayed, maggot filled meat. You didn’t swallow any, did you?
Luffy: I don’t think so.
Morbius: What the hell was wrong with that guy? I paid him the exact amount for our food. What, does this place not accept US money?
Luffy: I need something to wash that taste down.
Morbius: Just what was it you almost ate?
*He looks at the dead body Luffy was thrown into and sees that it’s about the same size as a person.*
Morbius: Luffy, don’t freak out. But I think you almost ate a dead guy.
Luffy: What?! Gross!
*Morbius notices that people are just walking around it.*
Morbius: Just what the fuck is this place? WHY IS IT SO WEIRD, CHAOTIC AND STRANGELY AROUSING!?
*A one eyed woman spots them.*
???: Oh my god. Are you humans?
Morbius: Um… yeah? Isn't that obvious?
???: Charlie needs to see this.
Luffy: Do you have any water, lady?
???: I’m gonna need you both to come with me.
Morbius: Um, no can do, sister. Me and Luffy have something important we gotta do-
*But she knocks him out.*
???: Do you want to be dragged, too?
Luffy: No.
???: Then follow me. And for the record, don't call me sister.
Morbius: Zzzzz…. Abiogenesis… zzzzz
???: What a weirdo…
Luffy: He loves big words.