Lougetown part 7
Gold Roger: Destiny. Fate. Dreams. These unstoppable ideals are held deep in the heart of man. As long as there are people who seek freedom in this life, these things shall not vanish from the earth!
???: The pirate king… Fine by me.
Zoro: What the hell is up with all this rain?
Sanji: Nami was right about this storm.
Morbius: Of course she was. She’s the smartest out of all of us. Besides me.
*makes a prideful stand*
Sanji: If we don’t get back to the ship and set sail soon, we’re gonna be stuck here for good.
Luffy: Run! Just keep running!
Cabaji: Carnival of colors!
*Cabaji slashes his sword and creates waves of several colors that slash some marines. One marine tries to grab into Alvida but his hand slips and she hits him instead.*
Alvida: You’re wasting your time, you silly little man. There isn’t anybody alive who can lay a hand on this perfectly smooth skin.
*Buggy wakes up in the middle of the battle.*
Buggy: That was weird. I saw a field of flowers.
Cabaji: Captain Buggy, you’re not burned to a crisp.
Buggy: I don’t die!
Alvida: This isn’t good, Buggy. They’re sending more marines. They’ll never stop.
Buggy: I don’t care. They can stick their noses- Don’t let me say noses!
*He punches one of his crew members.*
Pirate 1: My bad…
Alvida: What now?
Buggy: We go after that little rubber twerp. Mohji and Richie are burning his ship as we speak so he’s got no place to run to so all that’s left for us to do what Buggy Pirates do best, kick his ass. Motor!
Pirates: Yes, captain!
*Buggy’s men hand him 2 sets of wheels with a motor and uses his powers to reconfigure himself into a small car.*
Buggy: Chop chop car!
*He then starts the engine.*
Alvida: Set the ramp! Now!
*Some pirates set up a ramp for Alvida.*
Alvida: No friction. Smooth smooth tracks.
*Alvida slides down the ramp and uses the momentum to slide through the streets. Both chase after Luffy’s group but suddenly, a dense cloud of smoke grabs them both and lifts them in the air.*
Alvida: Where’d this smoke come from?
Cabaji: What is this?!
Smoker: White out!
*It’s revealed the smoke is coming from Smoker. As his arms have turned into smoke.*
Buggy: Smoker!
Smoker: I can’t waste my time with you little fools! Fire!
*Some marines fire steel nets that trap Buggy and his crew.*
Buggy: Smoker, you bastard!
Alvida: I can’t break free of this horrible steel net. Where’d they get a gun like that?
Buggy: It’s a cage shot developed by the marines to deal with devil fruit powers. Cowards.
Smoker: I’ll get the Straw hat. Bring my billower bike.
Usopp: This fish is heavy!
Nami: They’re going after the Going Merry. The marines might even already be there. We’ve gotta get back to the ship as soon as possible, Usopp!
Usopp: Nami, can’t we just drop the fish?
Nami: No, just try to keep up.
Usopp: I knew you’d say that!
*Mohji tries to light a match, but the rain is making it difficult.*
Mohji: Damnit. Why did it have to start raining now? How am I supposed to burn down this ship when it’s wet?
*He manages to light the match but the rain quickly puts it out. It joins the others that Mohji tried to light.*
Mohji: Aw, man! Richie, we’re gonna get in big trouble if we can’t get a fire going in this rain. 1 more try.
*But Richie gets hungry.*
Mohji: Relax, Richie, I’ll feed you in a minute.
Usopp: What are you doing?!
Nami: It’s Mohji!
Mohji: Well, if it isn’t the little thief. Go, Richie!
*Richie charges after them.*
Usopp: Special attack! Fresh egg star!
*Usopp shoots an egg at Richie, but it instead flies a few feet before falling to the ground.*
Usopp: Damn rain. It made my hand slip.
*But Richie starts licking the yoke from the egg.*
Mohji: Richie! I’ll feed you later!
Usopp: Good, now let’s go.
Mohji: Not so fast! You have to get past me! My name is Mohji. I am a proud Buggy Pirate and I won’t you get anywhere near this stupid ship.
*But a group of marines appear.*
Marine 1: Get ready to fire!
Nami: Marines!
Usopp: Uh oh!
Marine 1: Aim! Fire!
*They shoot at Mohji but he manages to successfully dodge all the bullets.*
Marine 1: Go contact the cannon unit. We have to capture this pirate vessel.
Usopp: Nami!
Nami: I know.
*Smoker chases after Luffy’s group on a bike that’s powered by his smoke powers.*
Smoker: Damn this storm.
Zoro: Which way is the sea?
Luffy: I don’t know. The rain makes it hard to tell where we’re going.
Morbius: Um. Guys!
*A group of marines chase after them.*
Zoro: Damn, they’re like roaches. You wanna stop and fight em?
Sanji: There’s no time for that. Oh wow! Who is that?!
Morbius: It’s… OH GOD, IT'S THE ONE THAT RECOGNIZED ME.
*They spot Tashigi up ahead.*
Tashigi: I didn’t know you were Zoro, and a pirate as well. You lied. You’re just another liar!
Sanji: Oh great! What the hell did you do to that girl?!
Morbius: did he… do her?
Zoro: You never asked me what my name was, did you? So I never lied, did I?
Tashigi: You know there’s no way I’m going to allow someone like you to leave town with such a legendary sword. Give it to me, the Wado Ichimonji! Right now!
Zoro: Come and get it.
*The 2 clash with each other.*
Sanji: What a jerk! You can’t fight a girl!
Morbius: I would.
Tashigi: I can handle myself! This is a fight between the 2 of us. I don’t need any help. So back off.
Zoro: You heard her. Get outta here.
Luffy: Let’s go.
Morbius: Well good luck with your affair.
Sanji: Hey, Zoro! If you hurt her, I’m going to kick your ass!
*Luffy, Sanji and Morbius continue running.*
Marine 2: Tashigi’s got one!
*Zoro manages to disarm her and pins Tashigi to a wall.*
Zoro: I hate to disappoint you but you will never get this sword from me.
Marine 3: I can’t believe she lost.
Marine 4: I’ve never seen her lose before.
Zoro: Now I think it’s time for me to go.
*As Zoro begins to walk away, Tashigi gets angry.*
Tashigi: Why didn’t you kill me?! I know. It’s cause I’m a girl. It’s pathetic that you can’t fight me because I’m a woman. It’s embarrassing. You may be physically stronger, but you don’t have the guts. This sword isn’t just for decoration! I don’t even think you know what it means to carry a sword.
Zoro: Would you shut up for 1 second?! Look, you got the same face as some girl I knew who died a long time ago! And before I know a thing about you, you’re talking just like her. What I want you to do is stop acting like some dead person you don’t even know and try to be yourself!
Tashigi: Excuse the hell out of me! It’s not my fault I sound like your dead girlfriend! I had no idea it was so rude and thoughtless of me to be myself! You jerk! You ever think before you talk?!
Zoro: What’d you say?
Luffy: I see the ship! The harbor is up ahead!
*But Smoker is blocking their path.*
Sanji: Great, now what?
Morbius: Must be the sheriff or something.
Smoker: Straw hat Luffy, you’re finally here. I already told you that you couldn’t make it to the sea without beating me first, didn’t I?
Luffy: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Smoker: You’re really stupid.
Sanji: Let’s go.
Morbius: We don't have time for this!
Luffy: Guys, I’ll be right there. Go on.
Smoker: I don’t know about that. This will be the end for you.
Luffy: Go!