Arlong Park part 15
Arlong: “Arlong”? Well, that just happens to be my name.
Luffy: Good, you can call me Luffy.
Arlong: “Luffy.” What are you supposed to be?
Luffy: A pirate.
*Luffy walks up to Arlong.*
Hatchan: Hey, what a sec! I remember that guy! He’s the guy who likes going on walks!
Fishman Pirate 1: Where do you think you’re going?
Fishman Pirate 2: You wanna talk to the boss, well you gotta talk to us first. Get it?
*But Luffy hits both their heads against each other.*
Luffy: Move it!
Arlong: So what does a pirate want with me?
Luffy:…
*Luffy punches Arlong in the face and sends him crashing into a wall.*
Fishman Pirate 3: Arlong!
Fishman Pirate 4: You bastard!
*One of Arlong’s men tries to attack Luffy, but Morbius intervenes and scratches his face.*
Fishmen Pirate 5: Agh! Did he just use his nails!?
Arlong: Who the hell are you?
Luffy: You made our navigator cry!
*A few more of Arlong’s men try to attack Luffy, but Sanji kicks them.*
Sanji: Back off! Jeez, you just had to run ahead by yourself.
Luffy: Don’t worry. I can handle these bozos by myself.
Morbius: Yeah, he rushes in head first a lot.
Sanji: I never said anything about being worried. I just don’t want you hogging all the action.
Luffy: Oh.
Morbius: Yeah, save some for us. I wanna give that saw nosed bastard a beating, too.
Usopp: I just wanna let you guys know that I don’t mind if you hog it all…
Zoro: I see you’re ready to go as usual.
Morbius: Man up, Usopp.
Hatchan: That’s him! That’s the unknown swordsman I was telling you about!
Kuroobi: Roronoa Zoro.
Hatchan: I thought so! That bastard tricked me! I can’t believe I fell for it hook line and sinker!
Fishman Pirate 5: Hey, that long nosed guy is alive.
Hatchan: What?! But he’s dead! We saw Nami kill him!
Chew: No he’s alive.
Kuroobi: Which means Nami was a traitor all along. Just as I suspected.
Townsfolk 1: Just who are they?
Yosaku: Hold it.
*Johnny and Yosaku block the way into Arlong Park.*
Doctor: That guy just decked Arlong!
Genzo: No human should be able to do that.
Nojiko: How?
Yosaku: Didn’t I tell you? Just stay back here.
Johnny: Now do you understand why we’re keeping you away from that fight? You guys will just get in their way.
Genzo: But why? That’s what I don’t understand. What reason could they have to fight?
Johnny: Reason? Big sis Nami was crying.
Yosaku: Do they need any other reason than to put their lives on the line?
Arlong: A pirate. This is all starting to make sense now. You’ve been after Nami this whole time. Shashashasha! The girl is mine and I’m not giving her up!
Hatchan: A bunch of idiots like you aren’t worth Arlong’s time! We know how to deal with you!
*Hatchan blows his mouth like a trumpet.*
Nojiko: Oh no, it’s here!
*The water begins to shake.*
Usopp: What is going on here, guys?!
Hatchan: Every single one of you is about to become fish food! Momoo, rise!
Usopp: We’re dead! That’s the beast from the sea that destroyed the town of Gosa!
*The large sea cow from earlier rises out of the water, still injured from getting hit by Luffy and Sanji.*
Usopp: It’s here!
Townsfolk 2: It’s real!
Doctor: It’s Momoo!
*But Momoo sees Luffy and Sanji.*
Luffy: Well, look who’s back.
Sanji: Seems he’s a friend of the fishmen.
Morbius: Didn’t think we'd see that thing again. How's it going fella?
*Momoo gets scared and begins to swim away.*
Hatchan: Hey, stop! Where are you going?! Get back here, Momoo! You can’t just leave!
Morbius: Guess he didn't like me.
Arlong: Leaving? Now, now. Isn’t that a shame?
*Momoo stops in his tracks.*
Arlong: But I suppose if you want to run away, then who am I to stop you? Well then…?
*Momoo turns around and charges at Luffy and the others, as well as Arlong’s men.*
Usopp: It’s coming right for us! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!
Luffy: You’re all mine, you dumb cow!
Morbius: How are you gonna deal with it?
Luffy: You’ll see.
*Luffy implants his feet into the ground to hold him in place.*
Sanji: Looks like he’s got a plan for once.
Morbius: That hardly ever happens.
Zoro: I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
*Luffy twists his body rapidly and grabs Momoo.*
Hatchan: His arm stretched!
Arlong: So he must have devil fruit powers!
Zoro: Hey, let’s get out of here!
Sanji: Wait, what’s he gonna do?!
Zoro: I don’t know! But I don’t wanna find out!
Morbius: I agree!
Luffy: Time for something new! Gum gum pinwheel!
*Luffy untwists himself, spinning rapidly and knocking out all of the fishmen that tried to attack him. He then throws Momoo far away.*
Luffy: Alright, that’s it, Arlong! I’m done playing games! I didn’t come down to beat all your cronies! I came here to teach you a lesson, so step up!
Arlong: Oh, don’t worry, I will. Actually, I was thinking about how painfully I’ll end your life.
Sanji: That was the worst plan ever!
Usopp: Yeah, were you trying to kill all of us, too?!
Morbius: Please tell us when you’re gonna do something crazy like that again!
Luffy: Uh oh…