Arlong Park part 16
Genzo: That boy is incredible.
Doctor: I cannot believe that there is a human that can throw that giant monster!
Genzo: It’s as if the gods themselves are fighting.
*Luffy tries to get his feet out of the ground.*
Usopp: What are you doing?! Are you ruining something else?!
Hatchan: How dare you hurt our brothers!
Kuroobi: Very well, then. It seems we must join in the fight.
Chew: Now you’ll get an education of the inferiority of your species. Chew.
Zoro: Oh, really? I’d like to see that.
Kuroobi: Relax, sir. Let us handle it.
Chew: If you go on another one of your rampages to squish these pests you could destroy all of Arlong Park. Chew.
Hatchan: Please, just let us kill these weaklings!
Arlong: Fine. They’re yours.
*Usopp hides behind a pillar.*
Morbius: Dude, what are you doing?
Usopp: I don’t like the look of this.
Luffy: Um, guys, there’s something I should tell you.
*Hatchan takes a deep breath.*
Zoro: What the heck is that octopus doing?
Sanji: Octopus is cooked best when it’s cut thin and salted, add some olive oil and paprika and it’s the perfect snack.
Luffy: Listen to me, you guys. I’m kinda in trouble.
Morbius: Well, can you just spit it out then?
Hatchan: Take this! Zero vision! Hachi ink jet!
*Hatchan spits ink from his mouth and hits Luffy while Zoro, Sanji and Morbius dodge it.*
Zoro: Idiot! How come you didn’t dodge that?!
Luffy: Aaaaahhh! I can’t see squat!
Morbius: That’s because you got ink in your eyes!
Hatchan: Now to finish you off!
*Hatchan lifts a giant piece of concrete over his head.*
Usopp: Get out of there, Luffy! Run!
Luffy: That’s the problem! I can’t run. I can’t even walk. My feet are kinda stuck.
Usopp: But you're the one who stuck them in the ground in the first place!
Zoro: Always thinking ahead.
Morbius: I should have expected this.
Hatchan: One Hachi ink jet served on the rocks!
*Hatchan tries to crush Luffy with the piece of concrete, but Sanji destroys it with a kick.*
Sanji: You’re such a pain.
Luffy: Sanji, that was so totally totally awesome!
Morbius: I didn’t know your kicks were that powerful!
Sanji: Looks like I picked on hell of an idiot to be my captain.
Zoro: We all did.
Usopp: Luffy’s great!
Morbius: Though he does stuff like this a lot.
Sanji: But the truth is that our idiot is far better than a gang that would prey on a lady.
Kuroobi: A lady, huh? You rushed into death for one lousy girl? I think that’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.
Sanji: “Lousy girl”? If you insult Nami one more time I promise you’ll go from fishman to fish sticks. Got that?
Kuroobi: Your skills are quite exceptional for a human. But I must admit that chivalry from a pirate seems a little fake.
Sanji: I’m damn good, and I guarantee you there’s nothing fake about my desire to help a lady in need.
Kuroobi: Looks like I’ll reacquaint you with the true superiority of the fishman species.
*Kuroobi goes into a karate stance.*
Morbius: Pull harder!
*Usopp and Morbius try to pull Luffy out of the ground.*
Luffy: Nice work, but they’re still stuck.
Usopp: Still?!
Luffy: We could pull all day, but my legs would still be stuck in there.
Usopp: Hey, are you trying at all?! Or do you wanna stay stuck here?!
Hatchan: Maybe no one told you the penalty for playing in Arlong Park!
*Hatchan picks up another piece of concrete.*
Usopp: Aaaahhh! Get unstuck, Luffy! Get unstuck!
*They try pulling harder but all it does is stretch Luffy’s legs.*
Morbius: How deep are your feet buried into the ground?!
Hatchan: Come here!
Zoro: Hey, octopus. They’re a little bit busy at the moment. Why don’t you take me on?
Hatchan: You’re Zoro! I forgot! You can’t get away with tricking me!
*He tries to squish Zoro with the piece of concrete but he moves out of the way.*
Hatchan: And how dare you mercilessly slaughter so many of my brothers!
Zoro: That stuff is old news, octopus man. I personally don’t care what reason you have to kill me. The situation’s changed. You see, the tables have turned. You’re not the hunters anymore, understand that fish freaks? It’s you that are being hunted.
Usopp: Yeah, you tell ‘em, Zoro. That octopus guy is yours.
Morbius: But isn’t there one more guy left besides Arlong?
*They both let go of Luffy and he recoils himself and slams into Chew.*
Luffy: Hey, I’m back.
Chew: Oh, you’re dead.
Usopp: Oh, crap…
*Morbius runs back over to Luffy.*
Morbius: Hey, Usopp! Come over here and help me!
*He tries to pull Luffy out of the ground.*
Chew: I think I get it now. You must want me to kill you.
*Usopp starts running away but Chew pursues him.*
Morbius: Get back here, you coward!
Townsfolk 1: Hold on, wasn't that the guy who saved Genzo’s life earlier?
Chew: Hey, wait. You’re the people from Cocoyashi Village. Judging by the fact that you all have weapons I’ll assume this is a rebellion. Then I’ll have to-
Usopp: Exploding star!
*Usopp shoots a pallet of gunpowder that explodes in Chew’s face.*
Yokasu: Big bro Usopp!
Usopp: Did you think it would be that easy?! You’re dealing with me now!
Chew: Enough! I’m going to get rid of you right now!
*Chew continues his pursuit of Usopp.*
Genzo: Who is that man?
Doctor: Brave one minute and cowardly the next. He’s a baffling person.
Chew: Get back here, long ose!
Usopp: You’re one to talk, big mouth!
Nojiko: Why are these people pirates?
Arlong: You morons are a pathetic sight to behold after watching this. Now get out of my way.
Kuroobi: But sir, there’s no reason to go on a rampage. Think about Arlong Park.
Arlong: Don’t worry, I won’t. I just thought of a fun game, that’s all.
Hatchan: Game, huh?
Morbius: Whatever game it is, I’m gonna beat you in it!
*Morbius runs at Arlong and tries to attack him, but he catches the scientist by his neck.*
Arlong: You were saying?
Morbius: … Shit.
*He then bites Morbius in the abdomen with his teeth.*
Luffy: Morbius!
*He then throws him and sends Morbius crashing into the wall.*
Arlong: Shashashasha!
Luffy: Now you’re going down!
*Luffy stretches his arm and tries to punch Arlong but misses. He then grabs Luffy’s arm before he can recoil it.*
Arlong; Do you honestly think your sad little group can defeat us?
Sanji: So what if we do?
Luffy: Yeah, what if we do, huh?! Now let go!
Zoro: Got something to say to us?
*Arlong breaks the concrete Luffy is stuck in and lifts it over him with Luffy still stuck.*
Luffy: No way, no way, no way!
Arlong: Did you know those with devil fruit powers can’t swim? But honestly, anyone in this situation would sink to the bottom! Shashashasha!
Zoro: The sea! No!
Luffy: Gum gum pistol!
*He tries to punch Arlong but he bites down on Luffy’s arm.*
Luffy: Ouchie!
Arlong: You fool.
*But Luffy bites on his arm.*
Arlong: Aaarrrgghhh!
Kuroobi: How pointless.
*Arlong tosses Luffy in the air.*
Zoro: Luffy!
Sanji: Damn you!
*Luffy lands in the water and begins to sink due to being stuck in the concrete.*
Arlong: Shashashasha!
*Sanji tries to jump in to save him but Zoro stops him.*
Zoro: Wait! Don’t be stupid! Those fishmen can’t wait for us to jump in the water. They have an obvious advantage in an underwater fight. There’s only one way to save Luffy. We gotta take these guys out at the same time, then go in the water.
Sanji: And what about Morbius? Can’t he do anything?
Zoro: Seems like he’s down for the count at the moment and there’s no time to wait for him. Come on.
Arlong: But how long can he hold out though? Time’s ticking.
Hatchan: Oh, so that’s the game.
Kuroobi: I get it.
Arlong: Shashashasha.
Zoro: You take the fish.
Sanji: You slice and trim the octopus.
*Luffy holds his breath as he sinks to the sea floor.*
Luffy: This is bad. I’m almost out of breath.
Yosaku: What now?! He can’t help himself! What do we do?!
Johnny: Big bro Morbius is knocked out and big bro Luffy’s gonna die!
Arlong: Shashashasha! The kid can’t even breathe underwater! Humans are such pitiful creatures, aren’t they?! Shashashasha!
Zoro: Hey, calamari, let’s go. I’ll kick your ass in 5 seconds flat!
Sanji: We don’t have more than 3!
*Zoro and Sanji charge towards Hatchan and Kuroobi.*
Kuroobi: Hey, what’s the rush? You’re both running headfirst into death. You won’t leave this place alive.
*Sanji tries to kick Kuroobi, but he blocks his kick.*
*At the sea floor, Luffy struggles to hold his breath.*
Hatchan: Hachi ink jet!
*He tries to spit out ink at Zoro but misses.*
Zoro: Just hang on, Luffy!
*Chew continues chasing Usopp.*
Usopp: Oh, Crap! I’m gonna get killed!