Adventure Guys

Zeff: You little brat.
Pearl: Ha! That is so very refined of you! This restaurant will be closing soon! And it will open for business again as a pirate ship!
*Luffy stretches his leg high into the air.*
Sanji: Hey, don’t interfere with this fight!
Morbius: What are you doing, Luffy?!
Luffy: Gum gum battle axe!
*Luffy stretches his leg high into the air and brings it down via gravity to severely break the docking fin.*
Chef 1: He destroyed the fin!
Kreig: He’s trying to sink my ship! You dare defy me?! Blow his head off right now, Gin! What are you waiting for?!
Gin: But, he saved our lives when we were starving. He gave us food!
Krieg: Kill him, Gin!
Luffy: Hey, I don’t see why you’re all upset. I didn’t sink it.
Sanji: Back off, chore boy! It’s not your fight!
But I will.
Morbius: You’ll what?
Luffy: I will sink it.
Sanji: That’s what you’re doing?! You can’t sink this ship!
Morbius: Yeah, you idiot! We’re supposed to be defending it!
Luffy: But if the restaurant’s gone, there’s no reason to attack then, is there?
Sanji: No! This ship saved my life! I owe everything to her! And you will not take that away!
Luffy: You’re gonna die for a dumb old restaurant? Are you stupid?!
Sanji: What did you say?
Morbius: He said are you stupid.
Luffy: Getting killed?! Is that how you wanna repay your debt?! The old man didn’t save you so you could kill yourself! He did it so you can do something with your life! Not die like a fool!
Sanji: And so your big idea is to help them attack us?!
Pearl: Boys, there’s no need for friends to fight. Especially when there’s nothing either you can do about it. Not while there’s a gun pressed up against the chef’s head. Your problem began when you decided to go up against the Krieg pirates. Nothing can stop us! Hahahaha! Fire pearl!
*Pearl lights his 2 shields on fire.*
Morbius: Oh come on!
Pearl: Now you will burn!
*Pearl runs towards the 3, but Gin charges at him and break’s Pearl’s armor with 2 metal tonfas.*
Pearl: What did you do, Gin…
Gin: Sorry, Pearl. You’re in my way.
Krieg: Gin, you have betrayed your captain and your ship!
Gin: I know. I’m sorry, Kreig. But he saved our lives. I can’t kill him. Not like this. He deserves better. He deserves death standing up. But I promise you, he’ll still die by my hand.
Krieg: That’s just great. My chief commander has completely lost his mind.
Sanji: He’s their chief commander?
Morbius: Which means he’s gotta be a heavy hitter on the crew. I didn’t see that coming.
Pearl: I guess. Did you see him crush that guy?
Carne: One blow and his shield was in pieces. That’s power.
Luffy: Ha, my plan worked perfectly! And now he’s out in the open!
Sanji: You liar! There’s no way you thought this would happen!
Morbius: Your plan was to sink the ship!
Gin: Sanji, I’m just following orders. I don’t want to ruin this ship, but I think it’s too late for that.
Sanji: Maybe. But if you think you’re going to get to this restaurant without killing me, you've got another thing coming.
Gin: Sounds fair. It will be an absolute pleasure to kill you, my good friend.
Sanji: Gee, that’s comforting. Asshole.
Gin: You as well, chore boy. And your friend.
Morbius: That’s reassuring.
Luffy: Gee, thanks. But I’m not afraid of any Krieg pirates.
Pirate 1: How dare you?!
Pirate 5: I’m gonna shove that straw hat down your throat!
Luffy: Only because you outnumber the other pirates in the eastern sea.
Morbius: Burn!
Sanji: Oh boy, now you really pissed them off.
Luffy: Guess I was right.
Pirate 4: You’re dead meat! Let’s get him!
Krieg: Stand down!
Pirate 3: But Don Krieg! He can’t say that!
Krieg: You only prove his point when you lose control and whine like little babies. You see me trembling with anger? Only the weak react to mere words. Don Krieg’s pirates run from no man!
Pirates: Yes, Sir!
Patty: What authority.
Carne: He’s not the boss of a 50 ship fleet for nothing.
Krieg: Boy… of the 2 of us, who do you think is king of the pirates material?
Luffy: Me.
*The chefs are scared because of Luffy’s response.*
Patty: You just couldn’t help yourself, could ya?!
Morbius: I think you pushed his buttons.
Krieg: You dogs stay out of this…
*Krieg removes one of the shoulder pieces of his armor and holds it like a shield.*
Pirate 5: Wait, he’s not going to…
Krieg: I’ll show that dreamer of a kid what strength really is!
Pirate 3: It’s the MH5!
Gin: Please, Don Krieg! Not that!
Luffy: What is that?
Morbius: Judging by their faces, or candy be good.
Luffy: If it’s a cannonball, I’ll just bounce it right back.
Gin: Please, Kreig! Let me kill the kid!
Krieg: It doesn’t matter whose hand kills him. You know that above all I detest sentimental crap like “honor” and “mercy”. This is war! All that matters is victory! Winning is everything, even if it means using the poison gas bomb!
Sanji: Poison gas?!
Morbius: I can definitely see why they’re all scared!
Krieg: One whiff of this noxious gas and you’ll turn to mush. This is true strength!
*The shield piece fires a small cannonball at the restaurant.*
Pirate 1: Dive down!
*The pirates dive down into the water.*
Morbius: I think we should follow them!
Luffy: No big deal, I’ll just knock it into the water!
Sanji: Stop, you fool!
Luffy: Poison gas?! So what?!
*But it explodes, with shuriken flying in every direction, one hitting Luffy.*
Luffy: Ow!
Sanji: Shurike?!
Luffy: That hurt!
Morbius: Are you telling me he was tricking us?!
Luffy: Hey, that wasn’t poison gas!
Sanji: You’re a little slow!
Krieg: Hahaha! You don’t use something as valuable as the poison gas cannonball for this! I could annihilate entire villages with one of those! You think I’d waste it just to run out 3 pieces of trash?!
Sanji: I see.
Luffy: That’s one point for you!
Carne: Why is he taking it so calmly?
Krieg: This is war, sonny! I have many ways of killing you! Now I ask again, which one of us is king of the pirates material?!
Luffy: Me! You don’t have what it takes!
*Krieg is pissed off.*
Krieg: Gin, it’s your job to take care of the cook! I’ll handle the boy! That little brat is all mine!
Gin: I understand, Don Kreig. Sorry Sanji, but you can’t beat me.
Sanji: We’ll see about that.
Krieg: Hey, boy. You can try your devil fruit magic all you like against me, but I’ve seen it all before and never been defeated by such trickery. When you experience such force that conquered the eastern sea, you’ll understand the meaning of power, chore boy.
Luffy: Your voice is getting on my nerves. I’m going to kick your ass, it's as simple as that. I’ll be over there in just a second.
Morbius: Don’t forget about me. I want in on some of the action.
Pirate 5: That cook is done for now.
Pirate 1: Yeah, when Gin takes out his weapons he’s through screwing around.
Pirate 3: They call him the “Cold hearted demon.” It doesn’t matter if you beg for mercy, he’ll still laugh in your face when he kills you.
Gin: I’m sorry, Sanji. But I can’t be defeated.
Sanji: Go ahead, tell yourself that.
Gin: Here I come!
*Gin charges at Sanji and tries to strike him with his tonfas, but Sanji moves out of the way. Sanji tries to kick Gin, but he dodges Sanji’s attack and pins him down.*
Gin: I warned you. But you just wouldn’t listen. Would you? And now, it’s time for you to accept defeat.