Baratie part 9
Krieg: Men, if we can capture that ship the sea will be ours for the taking! No more pretending to be marines. Or raising the white flag of surrender. None of our enemies will suspect we’re a threat with a ship like that. In that, it will always be a sneak attack.
Pirate 1: He’s right. That boat would come in handy.
Pirate 2: No one would think we’re pirates with a ship like that.
Pirate 3: But sir, what if we come across someone like Mihawk again?
*Krieg shoots him.*
Krieg: I appreciate the input, sailor. Anything else? Do you think that an ordinary man could cut up a ship like that?! That man obviously has the power of the devil fruits. All those with devil fruit powers are rare and legendary to us. I assure you they're commonplace on the sea. Mihawk must have used some strange power when he sliced our ship to ribbons. When we’re on the sea, those powers won't be a problem. Even the straw hat freak will be considered normal.
*Krieh stares at Zeff from a distance.*
Krieg: That old geezer sailed the sea for a year. It stands to reason he has some strategies to deal with those monsters. The techniques for surviving those parade of weirdos must be written in the old man’s log book. Along with clues to the one piece.
Pirate 1: You’re a genius!
Pirate 2: All we have to do is get that ship and log book, then we’ll find our way to the one piece.
Krieg: Now let’s get to it! The restaurant will be ours!
*The pirates cheer.*
Luffy: Looks like they’re ready for a fight. Remember pops, you promised me. If I run those pirates off, then my debt to you is clear.
Zeff: That’s the deal. There’s no telling how much more of my restaurant will remain if you stick around.
Morbius: That means we won’t have to stay here for a year.
Zeff: So kid, you said you were going to be king of the pirates. We’re you serious?
Luffy: Well, yeah. I’m definitely going to be someday.
Morbius: Luffy’s serious about that.
Zeff: I’ve seen lots of pirates in my day. But you’re the first to state his desires so clearly without a doubt.
Luffy: I heard you were a pirate back then. Did you want to be king of the pirates?
Zeff: I try my best to forget about the past. I’m the owner of Baratie now and that’s quite enough for me.
Sanji: Hey, where’s Patty and Carne?
Chef 1: Ready to go! Those guys are great for times like this!
Sanji: But only at times like this. Go to the control room and open up the fins.
Chef 1: But that’s a bad idea. That will give the enemy a foothold.
Sanji: And that’s just fine. We’ve got to do whatever it takes to keep those guys out of this place. If we destroy the inside, the old man will complain forever.
Zeff: Did you say something, you brat?
Sanji: Yeah. I said you’re whinny. Now go.
Chef 1: Yes, sir!
*The pirates begin to charge at the restaurant.*
Luffy: That's right. Bring it on! Gum gum rocket!
*Luffy launches himself towards them.*
Pirate 1: He’s flying towards us!
Luffy: Gum gum giant scythe!
*Luffy clotheslines some pirates into the water.
Chef 2: Did you see that?! Go, chore boy!
Morbius: Hey, let me have some fun!
*Morbius slashes more pirates at high speed.*
Chef 3: Did you see his friend?! That guy was fast!
Sanji: The sea is crawling with people like this?
Zeff: Sanji, pay close attention to how the straw hat boy fights.
Luffy: So you’re attacking the restaurant that gave you food? I have no choice but to beat some manners into you.
Krieg: Hahahaha! So you wanna fight on the water where there’s no place to stand? Bold move for someone like you. Devil fruit users aren’t able to swim.
Luffy: But now I’m stretchy.
Morbius: And jokes on you, I don’t have a devil fruit power.
Chef 1: Sanji! Here come the fins!
*Large folding decks from beneath the Baratie open up.*
Luffy: Woah, that’s awesome!
Morbius: What kind of ship is this?
Sanji: The cooks and I will defend this place. Prepare to die.
Krieg: I see. Good plan bringing up that extra decking, genius. Now we don’t have to take the fight inside. I hate to damage my future ship. And make no mistake. I will be fine.
Chef 3: We’ll never let you have the restaurant!
Patty: That’s right! We’re battle cooks!
*Suddenly, the fish head detaches itself from the Baratie to become its own separate ship with Patty and Carne controlling it.*
Patty: Set sail, Mackerel head 1! The Baratie’s secret weapon!
Carne: If you want to live, I suggest running away now!
Krieg: What is that thing?
Luffy: That thing is so cool!
Morbius: Seriously. What kind of ship is this?
*But Patty and Carne have a hard time controlling it.*
Patty: Peddle faster!
Carne: You peddle faster!
*They get in front of the wrecked ship.*
Patty: Open fire!
*The fish headed ship shoots cannons from its mouth at them.*
Luffy: Nice!
Morbius: At least it’s armed!
Patty: Hahahaha!
Carne: Keep your eyes on the prize, Patty!
*They steer the ship towards Kreig.*
Patty: Hey, Kreig! Say your prayers! Little did you know that the sea restaurant had a powerful weapon waiting to be unleashed?!
*They shoot Krieg, but he isn’t affected by the blast. They then suddenly stop by Kreig holding onto it.*
Krieg: I am Don Krieg! The man who will rule the sea!
Luffy: Oh no you’re not! I am!
Krieg: I don’t have time for these stupid games! Get out of my way!
*Krieg begins to lift the boat.*
Patty: No way! He’s so strong!
Morbius: Holy crap!
*He then throws it over him and it starts falling to the Baratie.*
Chef 1: Oh no, the restaurant!
Chef 2: It’s heading straight for us!
*But Sanji jumps into the air and kicks the ship away from the Baratie and into the folding decks.*
Chefs: Sanji!
Krieg: No way!
Morbius: He did that with just one kick?!
Pirate 1: He’s got legs of steel!
Pirate 2: He kicked that boat like it was nothing.
Krieg: Very impressive.
Luffy: Nice kick!
Morbius: Now we definitely need him on the crew.