Adventure Guys

Patty: Hey, What's the deal?!
Carne: Are you trying to crush us?!
Sanji: Yeah, yeah.
Patty: Don’t “yeah yeah” me, you crazy fool!
Carne: Stop acting cool! You wouldn’t be happy if we got killed, you bucket of backwash!
Pirate 1: Hey, you ladies think you can wrap this up another time? We have business to attend to.
Chef 2: Get them!
*The chefs attack the pirates but are beaten.*
Pirate 1: You guys don’t seem to get it. You’re just cooks and we’re expert fighters. We’re way out of your league. So why don’t you be good little cooks and run off to another restaurant. Maybe one on land, right?
Carne: Come on guys! Why did you let them beat you up so easily?!
Patty: And you still call yourselves fighting cooks!
Chef 1: These pirates are tough. They’re totally different from the ones we fought before.
Pirate 1: It’s insulting to lump us in with that average riff raff. We’re the great Krieg pirates, the absolute rulers of the eastern sea.
Krieg: Let it be known to all, that ship already belongs to the Krieg pirates.
Sanji: I’m afraid you’re mistaken. You and your cronies will never set foot in this restaurant.
Patty: You know what, I’ve been a cook all my life. I’ve worked at a lot of restaurants and got fired from all of them because of fighting.
Carne: And after years of wandering, we finally found a home here.
Patty: We like fighting and cooking, so this place is perfect for us.
Carne: That’s right. There’s no other place like this.
Sanji: You hear that? That’s true fighting spirit.
Patty: Committing ourselves to cooking fine cuisine day in and day out is a fierce battle. Compared to that, these pirates are nothing! Protect Zeff!
Carne: Protect the restaurant!
*They both attack the pirates.*
Morbius: Gotta admire their loyalty.
*But another one of the Krieg pirates swims to the deck and defeats both of them.*
???: Just what do you think you’re doing?
Luffy: Who is that?
Morbius: Some weirdo.
???: Hahaha! Let’s do this. But before we begin, it’s only fair that I give you a warning. I am Pearl the Invincible Shield.
Pirate 4: Hey, it’s Pearl!
Zeff: Patty. Carne. Are you both ok?
Pearl: I’d say they’re far from ok. They just experienced my Pearl surprise. One of my signature punches, you idiot.
*One pirate walks up to Patty.*
Pirate 5: Hey, look at that. Nice knife, I think I’ll take it.
*He tries to take Patty’s knife, but he’s got a tight grip on it.*
Pirate 5: Hey, let it go! Give it to me!
*Sanji kicks the pirate in the face, who knocks into more pirates that crash into Pearl.*
Luffy: That guy sure knows how to kick. I knew there was a reason I liked him off the bat.
*Sanji grabs Patty’s knife.*
Sanji: A knife is a cook’s soul! How dare you filthy pirates try to desecrate one with your hands.
Patty: Sanji…
Sanji: Just stay down and hold onto this. I’m going to teach these guys a lesson.
*He gives Patty his knife back.*
Pirate 1: You teach us a lesson?! There’s no way we’re going to be beaten by a mere cook!
*Some pirates charge at Sanji, but he delivers spinning kicks to them.*
Sanji: I show “Mere cook” after I fillet every one of you bastards.
Pearl: Ha! How impotent to defeat them all using only kicks. Am I to be impressed by that?
Sanji: I’m a cook, remember? I couldn’t do my job very well if I ruined my hands in battle. So I’ll be you down with my feet.
Pearl: Is that so? I think not. I’m invincible, you see. I’ve won all 61 of my battles completely unscathed. It’s quite remarkable really. No one has ever shed a single drop of my blood in battle.
Morbius: I can tell by the way you’re dressed.
Pearl: Now do you realize my power? I may be a gentleman, but I am not gentle. Got it?
Luffy: Was that supposed to be a joke? Cause it wasn’t funny.
Luffy: You said it.
Krieg: Dropping your guard is a good way to end up dead, you brats!
*Krieg throws a spiked ball and chain at Luffy and Morbius.*
Pearl: Not even battleship cannons work on me. I’ve come out of any attack unharmed.
Sanji: You brag well. But let’s see you beat me without getting injured!
*As Sanji kicks Pearl, Luffy and Morbius crash into him.*
Luffy: Boy, that could have been really bad. Good thing I didn’t fall into the water.
Morbiu: Otherwise I would have fun save you.
*Pearl’s nose starts bleeding.*
Morbius: Hey dude, your nose is bleeding. Want me to do something about it?
Krieg: This isn’t good.
Pirate 5: It’s blood! Oh no!
Pirate 2: It’s only a nose bleed, Pearl!
Pirate 1: Yeah, it’s not a battle wound!
Chef 3: What’s going on?
Morbius: It’s just a nosebleed
Pearl: These people are just mean. They’re dangerous.
Sanji: Want to tell me what’s going on?
Luffy: Why are they getting upset over a nosebleed?
*Pearl starts banging the shields on his hands together.*
Krieg: Pearl, come down! It’s just a nosebleed! You’re not in the jungle!
Sanji: Just what is this guy’s deal?
Morbius: Is he a hemophiliac? Why is he freaking out? But it is funny to look at.
Pearl: Danger!
*Suddenly, Pearl’s shields light themselves on fire.*
Morbius: What the fuck?!
Pirate 5: Oh crap, it’s started!
Morbius: What’s started?!
Pirate 4: When he gets upset, he catches fire. A defensive maneuver he developed from growing up in the jungle with wild beasts!
Pearl: Fire pearls special treats!
*Pearl small flaming pearls around him. This causes some people to be set on fire as well as the deck.*
Pearl: Perish in my flames! With this shield and my fire, I am invincible!
Krieg: That moron! We need that ship and he’s going to destroy it!
*Luffy runs around the deck on fire.*
Luffy: Ow! My butt is on fire!
Morbius: Just stop, drop and roll!
Chef 1: This is bad! We’re either going to burn or drown to death! That’s the only ship!
Chef 2: The restaurant is going to catch on fire!
Sanji: Not on my watch.
*Sanji jumps in the air.*
Patty: No, you’ll get burned!
Sanji: There’s no way I’m going to let you torch our dreams!
*Sanji tries to kick Pearl, but he block’s Sanji’s leg.*
Pirate 4: That guy is either brave or stupid!
Pirate 5: He’s going to burn!
Pearl: But these flames scare everyone away!
Sanji: Well, if I was scared of fire I wouldn’t be much of a cook.
Pearl: I hate him! That refined gentleman! Flaming pearl surprise!
*Pearl tries to punch Sanji with one of his flaming shields, but Sanji kicks him in the face instead.*
Pirate 1: Woah, he got him good!
Pirate 2: He just broke through Pearl’s invincible shield!
Pearl: You stupid cook! You’re utterly insane! I’ll kill you! Need more fire!
*Pearl throws more flaming pearls at the restaurant.*
Chef 2: No, the whole ship is going to burn!
Chef 3: If the fire reaches the kitchen, the whole place will explode!
Chef 1: Run, chef!
*But Zeff kicks the air with his peg leg, which causes the flaming pearls to go out.*
Pearl: No way! He put out my fire pearls?!
Zeff: Fire pearls, eh? That’s kid’s stuff.
Chef 1: Woah, that kick put out all those flames!
Pirate 3: I don’t believe it! “Red Foot” Zeff is as strong as ever!
Luffy: Way to go pops! I’m impressed.
Morbius: He stopped the ship from turning into a Michael Bay movie.
Krieg: So it’s finally come down to this, huh? I’ve got no choice. Smash the fins or the boar burns.
*Krieg throws his ball and chain towards the deck, which is about to hit Sanji.*
Patty: Sanji, watch out!
Morbius: He can’t get out! He’s surrounded by fire!
*Luffy jumps through the fire.*
Luffy; Ouchie!
Chef 1: The chore boy!
Luffy: Gum gum bazooka!
*Luffy double palm strikes the ball and chain back to Krieg.*
Morbius: Good shot, Luffy!
Luffy: Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Sanji: He bounced the thing back!
*The ball and chain break’s the mast of Kreig’s wrecked ship, which falls onto Pearl, knocking him out.*
Pirate 1: Pearl is down! And I don’t think he’s getting up!
Sanji: So weird.
Luffy: Yeah, that guy sure is goofy.
Morbius: And that’s why you don’t play with fire.
Krieg: If you want something done right, you’ve got no choice but to do it yourself.
*Gin pins Zeff to the ground and holds him at gunpoint.*
Gin: The battle ends right here.
Krieg: Shoot him! All we have to do is kill the geezer! Then the restaurant will be ours!