
Baratie part 7
Luffy: Nami made off with the Going Merry?!
Morbius: And all of our stuff?!
Zoro: I need a straight answer! What happened!
Yosaku: Well, it only happened in a few minutes.
*Flash back.*
Yosaku: Hey, Big sis Nami, what are you looking at?
Nami: Oh, it’s nothing.
Johnny: Wow. That’s a big bounty pirate. Got to say I’m impressed.
*They look at a bounty poster Nami is holding, with the name Arlong.*
Johnny: But big sis, I think you’re aiming too high going after Arlong. That is really bad news. He was laying low for a while.
Yosaku: But these days, that maniac is causing all sorts of trouble. It is tough walking away from a $20 million bounty though.
Johnny: That guy is powerful, so there’s the chance that we could lose and die.
Nami: Can you guys look away? It’s so hot and I want to change clothes.
Yosaku: Sure, I don’t mind!
Johnny: We won’t look!
*They turn around.*
Johnny: Have you ever met a woman that daring?
Yosaku: What do you say we turn around and see if she’s done yet?
*But she pushes both of them off the ship.*
Johnny: What the hell do you think you’re doing?!
Nami: It’s only business. I’m a chef who only targets pirates, and my next score is this ship. I never said anything about being a member of this crew. I was just traveling with them. Even though I spent a short amount of time with Luffy and the gang, I sure had a lot of fun. Make sure to tell them that if it’s truly meant to be, I’ll see them real soon.
*Nami sails away on the Going Merry.*
Johnny: We’re going to be in so much trouble!
Yosaku: Our only job was to look after the ship, and you’re making us fail miserably!
*Flashback End.*
Johnny: And that’s how Big Sis Nami took the ship!
Yosaku: We’re sorry!
Zoro: Damn it! She just had to make a bad situation worse!
Usopp: That heartless thief! Kaya gave us that ship!
Morbius: That bitch!
Luffy: Wait, I see a ship! It’s the Going Merry! Where’s your ship?
Yosaku: We have it docked near the restaurant.
Luffy: Don’t just stand there morbius. Take Zoro and Usopp with you and go get Nami.
Morbius: Go get her?
Zoro: Just let her keep the ship. That woman is way worth any trouble she’s worth.
Luffy: She’s the only person who I’ll accept as this ship’s navigator.
Zoro: Alright fine, we’ll go.
Morbius: You sure are a high maintenance captain.
Zoro: Let's go.
Usopp: Ok.
Johnny and Yosaku: The ship is ready, big bro Zoro!
Zoro: What about you?
Luffy: I should probably stick around here till I get this thing settled with the restaurant.
Zoro: Be careful. The situation here could get real bad, real fast.
Morbius: In that case, I’ll stay too. Never know when you’ll need help.
*Everyone sees a small coffin shaped boat in the water.*
Pirate 1: Don Krieg, that man is back!
Zeff: That man…
Krieg: It can’t be! He followed us back!
*They all see the man on the boat who was responsible for cutting Krieg’s ship.*
Zoro: It’s him…
Luffy: Who’s that?
Morbius: He looks like that guy from 1930s movies.
Zoro: The man I’ve been looking for, “Hawkeye” Mihawk.
Luffy: So that’s him?
Zoro: Yeah, the world’s greatest swordsman.
Patty: That’s got to be the guy who destroyed Krieg’s fleet. The one who sunk 50 ships all by himself.
Carne: Looks like he came back to finish the job. Is that all he wants?
Chef 1: Wait a minute, he just looks like an ordinary man. And I don’t see any weapons on him.
Zeff: He carries it on his back.
Patty: But that’s impossible!
Carne: He couldn’t have done that using only a sword.
Zeff: “Hawkeye” Mihawk is a true master of the sword. He is without a doubt the greatest swordsman in the world.
Zoro: I never thought I’d meet him so soon. The time has come to fulfill my promise…
Pirate 2: You monster! Why are you doing this?! What have we ever done to you?!
Mihawk: Just killing time.
Pirate 2: You bastard!
*He tries to shoot him, but Mihawk uses his sword to deflect the bullets.*
Pirate 2: But how?! I aimed straight for him!
Zoro: He changed the course of the bullets using the tip of his sword.
Pirate 2: Hey, who do you think you are?
Pirate 3: He’s got 3 swords. He couldn’t be!
Zoro: I’ve never seen a sword handler so gently with such grace.
Mihawk: There’s no grace in swordplay based on force.
Zoro: Did you also use that sword to slice up this ship?
Mihawk: I did.
Zoro: Then it’s true. You’re the beat! I set sail for one reason: to meet you.
Mihawk: And what is your goal?
Zoro: To beat you.
Mihawk: How foolish.
Zoro: You've got spare time, let’s do this!
Pirate 2: No way! That’s the pirate hunter, Zoro!
Krieg: The pirate hunter…
Sanji: He’s a what?!
Usopp: Luffy, we’ve got to hurry! The Going Merry is about to sail right right out of sight!
Morbius: Not now, Usopp! Zoro’s challenging that swordsman.
Mihawk: A fight? You’re a weak, pitiful creature. If you are in fact a competent swordsman, you should see our abilities even before we cross swords. Why have you challenged me? Could it be your courage? Or is it simply your ignorance?
Zoro: Ambition drives me! And I made a promise I intend to keep.
*Meanwhile, as Nami sails away on the Going Merry, she begins to cry.*
Nami: What a swell bunch of guys. If we meet again… I hope they’ll let me sail with them. I hope we meet again. I want to be free, Bellemere…