Baratie part 2
*A few days later, They all arrive at the sea restaurant, The Baratie.*
Johnny: What do you guys think?
Luffy: It’s a fish!
Nami: How lovely.
Usopp: This place is so cool!
Morbius: This is the perfect place to find a cook!
*A navy ship sails next to them.*
Yosaku: A navy ship all the way out here?!
Morbius: You don’t think they followed us, right?
Usopp: They’re not going to attack us, right?
*The ship’s captain watches from afar.*
Lieutenant Fullbody: I’ve never seen that flag before.
*Johnny and Yosaku try to hide.*
Johnny: You think he knows we’re not a couple of pirates?
Yosaku: How should I know?
Fullbody: I am “Ironfist” fullbody. But you can just call me sir. Who’s that captain of your ship? Identify yourself!
Luffy: My name is Luffy!
Usopp: My name is Usopp!
Morbius: He was only asking for Luffy.
Luffy: We only made our flag a week ago!
Usopp: That’s right! I drew it!
Fullbody: Is that so?
*He spots Johnny and Yosaku.*
Fullbody: You two, I’ve seen both of you before. You’re that bounty hunter duo that goes after small fish, right? I thought you both were caught by pirates?
Johnny: Hey Yosaku, I think he’s insulting us.
Yosaku: We can't let that guy walk around on us. I think we better shut his mouth.
*But they get beat up instead.*
Yosaku: We almost had him…
Luffy: You guys are super weak.
Yosaku: That guy is just super tough…
Johnny: We almost had him…
Morbius: Sure you did.
Woman: Darling, enough beating up weaklings. Let’s go eat.
Fullbody: Fine. Consider yourselves lucky, pirates. I’m on break today and I’m only here to eat. But your lives will be forfeited the next time you run into me when I’m off duty.
*Nami sees a bunch of wanted posters on the floor.*
Nami: What's all of this Johnny?
Johnny: Those are bounty posters, big sis.
Morbius: Bounty posters? I thought they are only in western movies?
Luffy: You aren’t a famous pirate unless you get a bounty.
Johnny: Each one is worth a certain reward. You turn them in dead or alive and you get it.
Yosaku: It’s a pretty lucrative business.
*Nami notices one of the posters and looks furious.*
Morbius: Are you ok?
Nami: I’m fine…
Usopp: Guys, they’re pointing a cannon right at us!
*The navy ship fires at them.*
Usopp: He fired!
Luffy: Leave it to me! Gum gum balloon!
*Luffy inflates his body like a balloon and stops the cannonball.*
Johnny and Yosaku: Huh?!
Fullbody: The hell?!
Luffy: Have your cannonball back!
*Luffy sends the cannonball flying into the Baratie.*
Zoro: Just who are you sending it to?!
*Fullbody and his date eat in the restaurant.*
Woman: You are seem to be the center of attention around here.
Fullbody: Oh please, I’m sure they’re looking at you. This wine is magnificent. It must be Itelzbulger Stein. Am I wrong, waiter?
Chef: Not even close.
*Sanji, Sou chef of the Baratie, brings out some soup.*
Sanji: Oh by the way, I’m actually the Sou chef. I’m just filling in for one of the waiters who ran away yesterday. Here’s your soup, sir. Please enjoy it while it’s hot.
Woman: Are you very knowledgeable about wine?
Fullbody: Um- yes. But I think my taste buds aren’t working today. Damn it. I specially asked the owner to bring out that wine for me.
*The chefs of the restaurant attend to its owner, Zeff.*
Chef 1: Is everything ok, head chef?
Zeff: No, everything isn’t ok! Just get back to the restaurant!
Chef 2: But sir-
Zeff: You maggots, do you see that I’m angry?! Feeding the customers is our job. Are you trying to put me out of business?
*2 more chefs bring in Luffy.*
Luffy: I’m sorry, sir! Aaaaahhh! Your leg!
Zeff: You idiot! You didn’t do this to me.
Luffy: Oh I see. Good to know.
Zeff: But I’m still all banged up. The medical charges and repairs for the ship are going to cost you.
Luffy: Sure thing. I’ll make it up to you. But I’m flat broke.
Zeff: Then if you don’t have any money, you’ll go work unpaid.
Luffy: Right.
Zeff: For a whole year.
Luffy: Unpaid for a year- a year?! A whole year?!
*Morbius and the others repair the Going Merry.*
Usopp: What’s taking Luffy so long?
Morbius: They’ll probably force him to work for a month or something.
Nami: He should have said it was the marine’s fault instead of being honest.
Luffy: I’ll only work for one week.
Zeff: Hey, you seriously wrecked my restaurant and injured the head chef. You can’t settle that within one week.
Luffy: Then no deal! I waited ten years to be a pirate. So I’m not going to waste another year in this restaurant. I’m going to make you make me work for a week. That’s my final offer.
Zeff: Well then, if you value your time that much I have another way to work off your debt quickly.
Luffy: Oh, really?
Zeff: Just give your leg.
Luffy: I don’t want to, mister. That’s crazy.
Zeff: What you want doesn’t matter!
*Zeff kicks Luffy.*
Fullbody: Hey, Waiter!
Sanji: I already told you, I’m not the waiter. What an irresistible beauty you are, my lady.
Fullbody: Hey, what’s this? Is this bug in the soup supposed to be here? Why’s this in my soup?
Sanji: I don’t know sir. Looks to me like it’s floating.
*Everyone laughs.*
Fullbody: Don’t you mess with me!
*Fullbody smashes the table.*
Sanji: You could have eaten it if you’d just taken the bug out. It took 3 long days to prepare that soup for you.
Fullbody: Can’t you see that you're biting a lot more than you can chew? I’m the customer here!
Woman: Fullbody, stop!
Sanji: Can your money satisfy your hunger?
*Sanji finishes beating up Fullbody.*
Sanji: Don’t ever waste food in front of me again. At sea if you ever provoke your own cook, you’re signing your death warrant. Better remember that.